signs I saw early
>he was a player- (if 4 totally different girls are eyeing u up and down in a NON-CROWDED CLUB ON A WED. NITE...b/c they used to date ur man...yea he's been around)
so i knocked him out the ballpark
>doesn't know how to treat a lady properly- (right before date #2, i hear a girl yelling at him in the background while we were on the phone. apparantly it was a girl he used to see and she was mad he met someone new so he literally kicked her out the car WHEN THE CAR WAS MOVING)
outta here buddy
>he wasn't that into me-
(i call and leave a voicemessage. he didn't get it. he gets everrrrrybody elses calls but mine.)
ur not fooling anyone
>he really is a 2min bro- (he blamed the 'short film'
on a toothache.)
nahhh i don't buy it