InchHighPrivateEye
Well-Known Member
ThatJerseyGirl, are you a comedienne/life coach?
when i initially read this, i was like nawwww....dis a troll. can't be cuz see, i had to read everything u wrote like 5 times cuz i couldn't undastand what you were tryna say wif da run on sentences n what not. i mean i type in ebonics, but dayum.
so, lemme do what i do best.
*lights up a newport one hunnit*
so lemme git dis hea straight. u let ole boy dat u phuckin move in cuz u needed help. ok fine. but then he's not holdin up his end of da bargain. so you dayum near broke and he broke.
one day, u go thru his razor phone (i ain't know folks still had dem phones, but anywho...) and find a picture of his penis dat he sent to another chick and in turn found a pic of her.
then u confront him and of course he denies it. then u call some chick up on da phone (cuz u done went thru his phone n found some mo numbas..c'mon na) and start askin her questions about him.
then u call and tell him that ur gonna put his stuff out.
da hell kinda phuckery is this? huh? see, first of all, yall know dat when u go lookin for shyt, u find shyt. why were u goin thru his phone. u knew he wasnt shyt when u got wif him. he's a squatter. squat witchu a few, then go find anotha dummy and go squat with her.
then u call da otha woman to confirm what? that right there is a serious violation becuz u are to NEVA call the other woman. what...yall comparin notes? then she wants you to take a picture of his stuff so she can see if he's lying? i don't get that at all. and i bet u did it to, didn't u? yeah, u did.
*Sighs and takes a long hard drag*
then u call him to let him know that ur gonna put his stuff out? see, das where u messed up again cuz i would took his shyt out back n burned it.
people will only do what you allow them to do so you can't blame nobody but urself. he 40 and gotta move in wif his son (das lie, by da way), meanwhile back at da ranch, u home callin broads up on da phone askin them dumb shyt about his stoopit azzz. think about it. all u doin is giving then amunition to get at him, das why u neva call da otha woman, cuz when yall hang up, he done moved on to the next one. and in some cases, will go back to da ones he was phuckin. he's what i call a professional squatter.
so all dat callin up women and comparin notes, dummy up n leave it alone and learn something from this. stop letting people use you. and further, stop messin wif broke men who have nothing to offer, while u givin up da puddi for free thinkin u got sumfin goin on.
i've put too much time into this thread and i gotta bounce. i'm still mad that he gotta razor phone n played u like he did.
I was so looking forward to reading your response and you delivered, as always. I am LMAO at the bolded.
But seriously, this mess makes me wanna light up a Newport right along with you and I don't even smoke.
There are red flags and there are big a** side of the highway billboards. The pics are the latter. Everything else should have been the nail in the coffin a long time ago.
@ThatJerseyGirl, are you a comedienne/life coach?
one day, u go thru his razor phone (i ain't know folks still had dem phones, but anywho...)
then she wants you to take a picture of his stuff so she can see if he's lying? i don't get that at all. and i bet u did it to, didn't u? yeah, u did.
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i'm still mad that he gotta razor phone n played u like he did.