I know what you mean. My husband asked me why are we getting stuff that says "equine" products since we don't have any horses. I told him it was more hair crack. Then he just sighed & said, "Oh" & shook his head. Once my daughter got over the idea of my using monistat on my hair, the horse "manure" now seems mundane. (She first asked me was I putting horse sh@! on my hair. I told her that I was using a product originally made for horses & I resented her referring to it as sh@!. So now she calls MT horse manure). Sigh! "My child, my child"
BTW, as I was MTing my edges last night, I suddenly realized I had to use a fine tooth comb to part the hair. OMG, part the hair? I had just been applying it with a small applicator brush (my nails are too long to use my fingers & I don't like using an applicator bottle. The tiny brush works great) directly to the scalp. No hair there to part. Now there is.
My hair is growing in spots. That's kinda annoying but I'll take what I can get. Like the hair just above my ear lobes has grown in thick while just above it is sparse, a little above that fuzz, then bald with smidgens of fuzz, then bushy, then fuzz, etc. Also, I noticed some hairs in my shower that were kinda long (which is a relative word). I was confused at first since no one uses my shower (me & my hair stuff has literally moved DH out of the bathroom - LOL). I don't have shedding & every now & then a little hair will come out while detangling, but I mean like 1-5 hair strands. But they are tiny short ones. I couldn't figure out where the long strands were coming from - then I realized it was from my head. The back of my hair is longer than the top & front & apparently longer than it was. WOW!