Ooooh u got sum gud hair

[LHDC24]

I am starting my new regime. What conditioners work? How long before I see results? I may end up pulling out my hair waiting before I see results. I'm just that impatient, lol! Also, end your suggestions with a joke please.


Timmy had been have a hard time in math class and got an f on almost all of his report cards. His mom thought he'd be better off if he went to a private catholic school. The very first day of school Timmy came home went straight to his room and began working until he finally just fell asleep on his bed. This continued for a long time until he got his first report card from the new school and his mom was so proud when he got an A in Math. She said i knew you'd do better in a private school. Then she says how did you do so well and timmy replies, "When i walked in and saw the guy nailed to the plus sign i knew they meant bussiness."

 

[*C00KIE*]

.............

 

[LHDC24]

Thanks Cookie...lol!

 

[ms-gg]

I'm a little lost lol......

 

[Charz]

uhh you can check my channel for product reviews. I like Jessicurl's WDT, and Qhemet Moisturizers.

Uhh

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Queen!
Queen who?
Queen as a whistle!

:sideeye:

 

[KurlyNinja]

 

[Mrs. Verde]

I am starting my new regime. What conditioners work? Work for what? What do you want to achieve moisture? Growth?

How long before I see results? As you say in your signature, be patient. I would say at least 6 months.

I may end up pulling out my hair waiting before I see results. I'm just that impatient, lol! Also, end your suggestions with a joke please. Sorry, but no.


Timmy had been have a hard time in math class and got an f on almost all of his report cards. His mom thought he'd be better off if he went to a private catholic school. The very first day of school Timmy came home went straight to his room and began working until he finally just fell asleep on his bed. This continued for a long time until he got his first report card from the new school and his mom was so proud when he got an A in Math. She said i knew you'd do better in a private school. Then she says how did you do so well and timmy replies, "When i walked in and saw the guy nailed to the plus sign i knew they meant bussiness."

and happy hair journey!

 

[Mrs. Verde]

Also if you haven't read this, you should:

http://www.longhaircareforum.com/ha...ssion/50291-newcomers-guide-starting-out.html

 

[AlliCat]

I'm confused at the title

but to answer your question a lot of conditioners are good it just depends on whether your hair needs moisture or protein. ORS Replenishing pak has a bit of both

 

[candita]

^ but it got you to come into the thread, right? That's how it got me! LOL

 

[NIN4eva]

ORS Replenishing pak - For Protein and Moisture
Aubrey Organics honeysuckle Rose - For moisture
Aubrey Organics GPB - For Protein and Moisture
Can't tell you how long before you'll see results. Not enough information about the current state of your hair or your goals.

JK:
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.
The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started cussing."
The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ***."
The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit slapping his rear with every step.
His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat *** it won't be Cheerios!"

 

[Phaer]

LMAO

ORS Replenishing pak - For Protein and Moisture
Aubrey Organics honeysuckle Rose - For moisture
Aubrey Organics GPB - For Protein and Moisture
Can't tell you how long before you'll see results. Not enough information about the current state of your hair or your goals.

JK:
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.
The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started cussing."
The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ***."
The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit slapping his rear with every step.
His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat *** it won't be Cheerios!"

 

[PreciousPearl]

Welcome! The conditioners I use depend on whether I'm looking for protein or moisture. My favorites:

Moisture - Aubrey Organics white camellia or honeysuckle Rose
Protein - Aubrey Organics GPB

 

[Long-n-Strong_Naturally]

Giovanni's Smooth As Silk & Aveda's Deep Penetrating Hair Revitalizer


One day man goes to his Dr. for a follow up and finds out that he has less than 24hrs to live. Distraught, he goes home to his wife and tells her the bad news. They cry and attempt to come to terms with the situation. The moment gets very tender and they make sweet love and fall asleep in each other's arms. The man wakes his wife up an hour later and takes her into his arms. He tells her he wants to make love again and they do. They again fall asleep in each other's arms. An hour and a half later the man wakes his wife up again with the same request and they fall asleep afterwards in each other's arms. This happens two more times and after each time they fall asleep in each other's arms. An hour later the man reaches for his wife again and she turns over and says, "Mister, I still have to wake up in the morning."


Out driving one night I get pulled over by a cop for speeding. I roll down my window as he approaches. "Ma'am," he says to me leaning down, "Do you realize you were going 90 miles per hour?!" I raise my hand and say, "I swear officer, I haven't even been out an hour."

 

[Tiye]

I know some have posted that they feel the urge to give hair advice to every random person they see, but does this include spam bots??

 

[BostonMaria]

I know some have posted that they feel the urge to give hair advice to every random person they see, but does this include spam bots??

LMAO


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[Rae81]

JK:
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.
The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started cussing."
The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ***."
The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit slapping his rear with every step.
His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat *** it won't be Cheerios!"

this joke had me cracking up.