tiffers
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This is a little long, so bare with me 
Dh's friend came over today and we haven't seen him for a while. *A little background info* This guy, ''Dave'' has locs and he's on this whole ''natural is better, relaxers are poison'' kick. He made his girlfriend ''Hannah'' cut off her hair and go natural. Him and Hannah have no clue how to take care of their hair. Hannah, after 2 years, STILL has a TWA, and it's dry as hell. The last time I saw Dave, his locs were a little above SL, a year and a half later, they're SL 
So anywho, Dave and dh were out on the porch talking. Me, being the nosey thing I am, eavesdropped a lil bit
Here's how their convo went
Dh-Hey man, what's those flakes in your head?
Dave-Oh, IDK. I guess it's dandruff or something
Dh-What do you put in it?
Dave-I wash it with shampoo and grease my roots
Dh-You should use a conditioner after you shampoo, shampoo dries your hair out. So does grease. You shouldn't put grease on your head
Dave-Well my hair's been growing fast (
) because I cut it
Dh-Cutting your hair doesn't make it grow
Dave-It works for me
Dh-Hair is dead. It doesn't feel anything. How does the hair comin out your head know when you cut it? That don't make any sense. Cuttin hair doesn't make it grow. If it did, all black people would have hair to their a**es
Dave-......
Dh-Tiffani knows a lot about hair, she looks up stuff all the time
Dave-Well, she puts that poison in her hair. Hannah's hair is beautiful and curly
Dh-.......
Dave-What???
Dh-Well, Hannah's hair looks kinda dry, bruh
Dave-That's because her hair is natural
Dh-Just cause her hair is natural doesn't mean it has to be dry. Look at me and my daughters' hair. And anyway, it doesn't matter if you relax your hair. It's how you take care of it AFTERWARDS that matters. Just because someone's hair is relaxed doesn't mean it's unhealthy. And just because someone's hair is natural doesn't mean their hair is healthy. Tiff's hair is healthy than a mug, it blows in the wind and hair doesn't come out when she combs it. You have to condition your hair and moisturize it every day
Dave-Moisturize??? I don't know what that is. And I have locs, I don't need to do that.
Dh- *smacks lips* Fool, EVERYONE has to moisurize. Just cause your hair's in locs doesn't mean you can neglect it. Look at how much Tiffani's hair has grown
Dave-Yeah, it did get long
Dh-You can go in there right now, and she'll tell you how to make your hair shinier, healthier, get it to grow faster and look better
Dave-.......
The conversation changed to football after that, but I was SO proud of my dh! He actually listens to me when I go on and on and on and on and on about hair!
I love my man 
Dh's friend came over today and we haven't seen him for a while. *A little background info* This guy, ''Dave'' has locs and he's on this whole ''natural is better, relaxers are poison'' kick. He made his girlfriend ''Hannah'' cut off her hair and go natural. Him and Hannah have no clue how to take care of their hair. Hannah, after 2 years, STILL has a TWA, and it's dry as hell. The last time I saw Dave, his locs were a little above SL, a year and a half later, they're SL So anywho, Dave and dh were out on the porch talking. Me, being the nosey thing I am, eavesdropped a lil bit
Here's how their convo wentDh-Hey man, what's those flakes in your head?
Dave-Oh, IDK. I guess it's dandruff or something
Dh-What do you put in it?
Dave-I wash it with shampoo and grease my roots
Dh-You should use a conditioner after you shampoo, shampoo dries your hair out. So does grease. You shouldn't put grease on your head
Dave-Well my hair's been growing fast (
) because I cut itDh-Cutting your hair doesn't make it grow
Dave-It works for me
Dh-Hair is dead. It doesn't feel anything. How does the hair comin out your head know when you cut it? That don't make any sense. Cuttin hair doesn't make it grow. If it did, all black people would have hair to their a**es
Dave-......
Dh-Tiffani knows a lot about hair, she looks up stuff all the time
Dave-Well, she puts that poison in her hair. Hannah's hair is beautiful and curly
Dh-.......
Dave-What???
Dh-Well, Hannah's hair looks kinda dry, bruh
Dave-That's because her hair is natural
Dh-Just cause her hair is natural doesn't mean it has to be dry. Look at me and my daughters' hair. And anyway, it doesn't matter if you relax your hair. It's how you take care of it AFTERWARDS that matters. Just because someone's hair is relaxed doesn't mean it's unhealthy. And just because someone's hair is natural doesn't mean their hair is healthy. Tiff's hair is healthy than a mug, it blows in the wind and hair doesn't come out when she combs it. You have to condition your hair and moisturize it every day
Dave-Moisturize??? I don't know what that is. And I have locs, I don't need to do that.
Dh- *smacks lips* Fool, EVERYONE has to moisurize. Just cause your hair's in locs doesn't mean you can neglect it. Look at how much Tiffani's hair has grown
Dave-Yeah, it did get long
Dh-You can go in there right now, and she'll tell you how to make your hair shinier, healthier, get it to grow faster and look better
Dave-.......
The conversation changed to football after that, but I was SO proud of my dh! He actually listens to me when I go on and on and on and on and on about hair!
I love my man 
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Your husband is an expert! I love this thread!
