My hubby's conversation w/his friend

Oh my gosh, that was too funny. I could see my husband doing something similar, your husband really does listen and speaks the truth

Your siggy is too cute Lonei, very original!:yep:

OP, that story was soo adorable. Good for your DH for educating his friend. He actually said that he didn't KNOW what moisturizing was?:perplexed
 
Tiffers...2 years later and she STILL has a TWA?!?!?! :eek: WTH?!?!

:nono::nono::nono:

i don't appreciate your husband dropping FREE knowledge. Five dollahs just like errrrbody else.

What we look like, Free Huur Clinic?:ohwell::lachen::lachen::lachen::lachen:

Naw dat knowledge is sixfiddy now. :lachen:

:lachen: What an odd little conversation for two men to have. I didn't even know men talked like that! :lachen:

:yep: you'd be surprised at the convo's that men have....not much different than woman. :lol:
 
:lachen::lachen::lachen:That was hilarious! Girl, you've taught him well. See, they do listen! I've just started out, but I'm sure my DH will be sounding like that in a few months!
 
Ditto what everyone else said. Very cute story. I love how he was repping your hair care expertise.
 
This is a little long, so bare with me :) Dh's friend came over today and we haven't seen him for a while. *A little background info* This guy, ''Dave'' has locs and he's on this whole ''natural is better, relaxers are poison'' kick. He made his girlfriend ''Hannah'' cut off her hair and go natural. Him and Hannah have no clue how to take care of their hair. Hannah, after 2 years, STILL has a TWA, and it's dry as hell. The last time I saw Dave, his locs were a little above SL, a year and a half later, they're SL :ohwell:

So anywho, Dave and dh were out on the porch talking. Me, being the nosey thing I am, eavesdropped a lil bit :giggle: Here's how their convo went

Dh-Hey man, what's those flakes in your head?

Dave-Oh, IDK. I guess it's dandruff or something

Dh-What do you put in it?

Dave-I wash it with shampoo and grease my roots

Dh-You should use a conditioner after you shampoo, shampoo dries your hair out. So does grease. You shouldn't put grease on your head

Dave-Well my hair's been growing fast ( :huh: ) because I cut it

Dh-Cutting your hair doesn't make it grow

Dave-It works for me

Dh-Hair is dead. It doesn't feel anything. How does the hair comin out your head know when you cut it? That don't make any sense. Cuttin hair doesn't make it grow. If it did, all black people would have hair to their a**es

Dave-......

Dh-Tiffani knows a lot about hair, she looks up stuff all the time

Dave-Well, she puts that poison in her hair. Hannah's hair is beautiful and curly

Dh-.......

Dave-What???

Dh-Well, Hannah's hair looks kinda dry, bruh

Dave-That's because her hair is natural

Dh-Just cause her hair is natural doesn't mean it has to be dry. Look at me and my daughters' hair. And anyway, it doesn't matter if you relax your hair. It's how you take care of it AFTERWARDS that matters. Just because someone's hair is relaxed doesn't mean it's unhealthy. And just because someone's hair is natural doesn't mean their hair is healthy. Tiff's hair is healthy than a mug, it blows in the wind and hair doesn't come out when she combs it. You have to condition your hair and moisturize it every day

Dave-Moisturize??? I don't know what that is. And I have locs, I don't need to do that.

Dh- *smacks lips* Fool, EVERYONE has to moisurize. Just cause your hair's in locs doesn't mean you can neglect it. Look at how much Tiffani's hair has grown

Dave-Yeah, it did get long

Dh-You can go in there right now, and she'll tell you how to make your hair shinier, healthier, get it to grow faster and look better

Dave-.......

The conversation changed to football after that, but I was SO proud of my dh! He actually listens to me when I go on and on and on and on and on about hair! :lol: I love my man :love2:


LMAO! he really knows his stuff and it's clearly because of you! cute thread.
 
You must have been so proud. You have a good man. Never let him go. ***I'm tearing up...sniff, sniff***
 
i dont quite understand how you have a TWA for 2 YEARS and its not on purpose:perplexed...tell me she cuts her hair every time it starts to grow.
i gotta give props to DH for droppin knowledge on that unsuspecting fool
 
Eeeeek!

I was giggling all the way through that! That's so cute!

Good job! You've got him "trained". :lachen:

...In a good way! :yep:
 
So anywho, Dave and dh were out on the porch talking. Me, being the nosey thing I am, eavesdropped a lil bit :giggle: Here's how their convo went

Dh-Hey man, what's those flakes in your head?

It took me a long time to read the rest because I was howling just by the first line! :lachen:
 
Well at least you know you can go out of town for a week or so and DD's hair will be moisturized....:lachen::lachen::lachen:at What's Moisturized? :nono::lachen:
 
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