My hubby's conversation w/his friend

Tiffers, tell your hubby he made the LHCF women proud! Way to represent! :grin:
Shoot, we should make him an honorary member...he really dropped some hair knowledge on his homeboy, wow! :lachen:
 
how lucky are you to have someone who listens lol
that's really inspiring that your able to educate someone and that same person is able to educate another. dontcha love knowledge?
 
Yep...My DH is also thoroughly educated about hair. Heck, I even gave him a Henna 101 today :lachen:

Glad your hubby listens to you :)
 
tiffers said:
This is a little long, so bare with me :) Dh's friend came over today and we haven't seen him for a while. *A little background info* This guy, ''Dave'' has locs and he's on this whole ''natural is better, relaxers are poison'' kick. He made his girlfriend ''Hannah'' cut off her hair and go natural. Him and Hannah have no clue how to take care of their hair. Hannah, after 2 years, STILL has a TWA, and it's dry as hell. The last time I saw Dave, his locs were a little above SL, a year and a half later, they're SL :ohwell:

So anywho, Dave and dh were out on the porch talking. Me, being the nosey thing I am, eavesdropped a lil bit :giggle: Here's how their convo went

Dh-Hey man, what's those flakes in your head?

Dave-Oh, IDK. I guess it's dandruff or something

Dh-What do you put in it?

Dave-I wash it with shampoo and grease my roots

Dh-You should use a conditioner after you shampoo, shampoo dries your hair out. So does grease. You shouldn't put grease on your head

Dave-Well my hair's been growing fast ( :huh: ) because I cut it

Dh-Cutting your hair doesn't make it grow

Dave-It works for me

Dh-Hair is dead. It doesn't feel anything. How does the hair comin out your head know when you cut it? That don't make any sense. Cuttin hair doesn't make it grow. If it did, all black people would have hair to their a**es

Dave-......

Dh-Tiffani knows a lot about hair, she looks up stuff all the time

Dave-Well, she puts that poison in her hair. Hannah's hair is beautiful and curly

Dh-.......

Dave-What???

Dh-Well, Hannah's hair looks kinda dry, bruh

Dave-That's because her hair is natural

Dh-Just cause her hair is natural doesn't mean it has to be dry. Look at me and my daughters' hair. And anyway, it doesn't matter if you relax your hair. It's how you take care of it AFTERWARDS that matters. Just because someone's hair is relaxed doesn't mean it's unhealthy. And just because someone's hair is natural doesn't mean their hair is healthy. Tiff's hair is healthy than a mug, it blows in the wind and hair doesn't come out when she combs it. You have to condition your hair and moisturize it every day

Dave-Moisturize??? I don't know what that is. And I have locs, I don't need to do that.

Dh- *smacks lips* Fool, EVERYONE has to moisurize. Just cause your hair's in locs doesn't mean you can neglect it. Look at how much Tiffani's hair has grown

Dave-Yeah, it did get long

Dh-You can go in there right now, and she'll tell you how to make your hair shinier, healthier, get it to grow faster and look better

Dave-.......

The conversation changed to football after that, but I was SO proud of my dh! He actually listens to me when I go on and on and on and on and on about hair! :lol: I love my man :love2:
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:lachen::lachen::lachen: love it! way to go tiffers. you've educated him well!!!!!
 
I am DYING laughing over here! TOO funny.

Oh, couldnt get past this:

Dh- *smacks lips* Fool, EVERYONE has to moisurize. Just cause your hair's in locs doesn't mean you can neglect it. Look at how much Tiffani's hair has grown

LOLOLOL:lachen:

'Healthy than a mug'....LOL and
'Dh-Hey man, what's those flakes in your head?'...LOL:lachen:

 
Tiff,

I'm making my next hair appointment with YOUR HUBBY! :lol:

He was really kickin' the knowledge--so cute what he's learned from you. :D
 
That was such a cute story, Tiffers. It had me grinning like an idiot.

Your husband needs to open a shop. :laugh:
 
tiffers said:
Dh-Hey man, what's those flakes in your head?

Dave-Oh, IDK. I guess it's dandruff or something

Dh-What do you put in it?

Dave-I wash it with shampoo and grease my roots

Dh-You should use a conditioner after you shampoo, shampoo dries your hair out. So does grease. You shouldn't put grease on your head

Dave-Well my hair's been growing fast ( :huh: ) because I cut it

Dh-Cutting your hair doesn't make it grow

Dave-It works for me

Dh-Hair is dead. It doesn't feel anything. How does the hair comin out your head know when you cut it? That don't make any sense. Cuttin hair doesn't make it grow. If it did, all black people would have hair to their a**es

Dave-......

Dh-Tiffani knows a lot about hair, she looks up stuff all the time

Dave-Well, she puts that poison in her hair. Hannah's hair is beautiful and curly

Dh-.......

Dave-What???

Dh-Well, Hannah's hair looks kinda dry, bruh
Dave-That's because her hair is natural

Dh-Just cause her hair is natural doesn't mean it has to be dry. Look at me and my daughters' hair. And anyway, it doesn't matter if you relax your hair. It's how you take care of it AFTERWARDS that matters. Just because someone's hair is relaxed doesn't mean it's unhealthy. And just because someone's hair is natural doesn't mean their hair is healthy. Tiff's hair is healthy than a mug, it blows in the wind and hair doesn't come out when she combs it. You have to condition your hair and moisturize it every day

Dave-Moisturize??? I don't know what that is. And I have locs, I don't need to do that.

Dh- *smacks lips* Fool, EVERYONE has to moisurize. Just cause your hair's in locs doesn't mean you can neglect it. Look at how much Tiffani's hair has grown

Dave-Yeah, it did get long

Dh-You can go in there right now, and she'll tell you how to make your hair shinier, healthier, get it to grow faster and look better

Dave-.......

The conversation changed to football after that, but I was SO proud of my dh! He actually listens to me when I go on and on and on and on and on about hair! :lol: I love my man :love2:
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:lachen::lachen::lachen::lachen: @ the bolded
:lachen::lachen::lachen::lachen:

I want to bust out laughin, but Im at work
 
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Really cute, i think he deserves a reward!! I'm proud of him and he aint even my man LOL. I couldn't hep laughing when he called Hannah's hair dry. After 2yrs she still has a TWA(LOL)

Oh tiffy and dave had to admit your hair had gotten LONG, bro too hard head to take some simple tips huh!!
 
Xavier said:
Man you taught your husband well. He knows more about hair than a lot of women I know. Are you sure he's not a member here?:look:
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Soo true...how's you do it?
I want dh to teach some of his female friends...:lachen:I could only imagine how that convo would go.

Great story, Tiffers.
 
LOL WOW that's great. I'm proud of him too!! Your husband needs to teach a class. All he had to do was mention a product name and you would have had a great commercial on your hands. LOL
 
Oh my gosh, that was too funny. I could see my husband doing something similar, your husband really does listen and speaks the truth
 
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