Mail Order Husbands!
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Aidenberry03
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They all look like serial killers
JFemme
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adequate said:
Oh, lawd....
You are soooo absolutely...wrong for that !!!!
I spit my tea out......
Aidenberry03
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Well I got first dibbs on Steven 
Blossssom said:I'll take Andrew; he's HOT!
yourleoqueen
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That Bertram is one sessy **** ain't he?!
sunshinebeautiful
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I done seen it all now.
I just knew nobody Black was on here, but there is Leonard. His profile message: "It aint official or nuthin but the ladies used to call me Dr Love. After a string of bad luck, I'm looking a get me a good woman who's got some dough."
Ya'll see the dude who's profile is marked Half price?
Wooooooowwww (a la Flava Flav).
I just knew nobody Black was on here, but there is Leonard. His profile message: "It aint official or nuthin but the ladies used to call me Dr Love. After a string of bad luck, I'm looking a get me a good woman who's got some dough."
Ya'll see the dude who's profile is marked Half price?
Wooooooowwww (a la Flava Flav).
sunshinebeautiful
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yourleoqueen said:That Bertram is one sessy **** ain't he?!
Dude, Bertram got kicked off of Match.com for cyberstalking.
I wouldn't mess with him.
crlsweetie912
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WHAT IN THE HALE! Then they have the nerve to put mugshots up as pictures!
crlsweetie912
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Name: Marcus
Ever drank paint thinner? Don't! trust me its a bad idea. I'm a fun lovin' guy who knows a few magic tricks.
This has got to be a joke!!!
Ever drank paint thinner? Don't! trust me its a bad idea. I'm a fun lovin' guy who knows a few magic tricks.
This has got to be a joke!!!
candy1214
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check out the success story:
Scenario: Arlina had an urgent case. As a result of a self-imposed deadline of being married before she reached 33, she knew that she only had a few weeks to meet and marry her man. With few legitimate prospects in her remote location, Arlina turned to Mail Order Husbands, Inc. (MOH)
MOH is used to these situations.
MOH is used to these situations.
Arlina met her husband, Mark (right), through the MOH print catalog. Their affection blossomed when Arlina sent for him in his homeland of Latvia. Mark's understanding of English is rough due to his learning disabilities, but they are both fluent in the language of love.
Blossssom
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candy1214 said:
check out the success story:
Scenario: Arlina had an urgent case. As a result of a self-imposed deadline of being married before she reached 33, she knew that she only had a few weeks to meet and marry her man. With few legitimate prospects in her remote location, Arlina turned to Mail Order Husbands, Inc. (MOH)
MOH is used to these situations.
Arlina met her husband, Mark (right), through the MOH print catalog. Their affection blossomed when Arlina sent for him in his homeland of Latvia. Mark's understanding of English is rough due to his learning disabilities, but they are both fluent in the language of love.
How the HELL did I get involved in this?
WomanlyCharm
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Yay, good news ladies! Jeb is back on the market!!!!
Name: Jeb
Hi there ladies, pick me. I'm itchin' to start a new life in an exciting place. I got bought by some lady in London, but she didn't like me, so I'm back. I like mini golf, stock cars, video games... and long walks on the beach. but there aint any beaches around here.
Hi there ladies, pick me. I'm itchin' to start a new life in an exciting place. I got bought by some lady in London, but she didn't like me, so I'm back. I like mini golf, stock cars, video games... and long walks on the beach. but there aint any beaches around here.
Avaya
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Hans of Hannover Germany
"German sailor seeks mermaid".. During my long hours out at sea I often wonder if my soulmate is near or far. I have been successful at werk but not in love. Yes, I've had too much schnitzel but I have a sexy attitude and I'm not shy about my body.
Oddly enough, he sorta looks like a white version of my ex.
You have completed our survey and our proprietary algorithms have determined that you are a very unique and special individual. We have many high quality bachelors and the one that most perfectly aligns with your spiritual and personal values is listed below.
Hans of Hannover Germany
"German sailor seeks mermaid".. During my long hours out at sea I often wonder if my soulmate is near or far. I have been successful at werk but not in love. Yes, I've had too much schnitzel but I have a sexy attitude and I'm not shy about my body.
Oddly enough, he sorta looks like a white version of my ex.
***Toy-Pisces***
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OMG!!! They can't be serious!
They can't be serious!WomanlyCharm
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