Libido Enhancers

[GreenD]

LMBO!

Shoot, I'm NOT trying to be you...I wanna be the old me! LOL

I get home and this fool is up there grilling up meat, or wanting to go to the most wonderful restaurants or asking me to make chicken & dumplings. Just straight sabatoge.

To the bolded: I don't mind the butt...It's something new (even my mama noticed it and gave it a slap ). These 34DD....No fun! and they appeared OVERNIGHT I swear! I went from a 34C to a 34DD, I know for sure because I was trying to wear a favorite tight sweater of mine (we were going out) and I pulled out my favorite bra (which I just happened to wear two days prior - YES, I washed it) and I was spilling all out of the sides...I went and tried on EVERY bra I had and none of them fit right. Ran to the mall the next day to get fitted and this broad gon' tell me... "you're a 34, but you're not a C." So I'm like "what am I?" She said "DD," I said "Hell nawl Im not." and I stomped my arse out of Vickies Secret. Went on down to Neimans and got the same unfortuane news. Texted my mom and BFF and they both thought it was hilarious.

I can only be thankful that I'm 5'8 so I don't look as bad as I feel. But once this weight is off, I'm hoping I'll at least think about jumping a bone.

DH loves it all, but I'm not used to things moving and or shifting when I walk.

I need some pill that will make me drop the pounds and want to color. Two birds, one stone = stork getting knocked out of tree!

Maybe I can luck up and catch that swine flu....lol

Then again, my BF just got over it and said she only lost 2lbs! I told her that was a serious waste of an infectious disease.

LOL, okay spill the beans on how you got the boobage!! I need to know. I WISH I had big boobs. I just love them, they're so much fun. If I had those bad boys they'd be out all of the time!! Trust!! I'd parade those melons around like you wouldn't believe.

And speaking of weight, I'm walking around the house just not too long ago and he's on the couch playing video games and I walk in front of him. He makes this really puzzled face (I've seen a million times in regards to the same thing), while looking at my behind and is like, "Where did all that come from?". He's crazy, as I explained to him that it hasn't grown since the other night and it's the same size. He said he didn't think so!!! He's a mess!!! But if I can just lose like 5 lbs, that way I'll be happy to hopefully fit into my clothes and he can still have he cushion for his _______. He likes me "thick", but I tell him thick is a french fry away from overweight, so I gotta watch it. Lboogie at least you're 5'8, I'm like 5'4-5'5 and the last time I weighed myself I was 135-137lbs, some where around there. I'm trying to get to the 125-127 range again but will be sad to see my lovely ladies lumps go....

 

[NeeSee]

This is EXACTLY why we need a sex forum on this dang site! We are all grown women, I don't see WHY it's a problem. Didn't you have to put your birthdate info in when you get into the LHCF club? Can't we filter the youngins and still have a place for women to discuss these things? It doesn't have to be crass and disgusting.

Mods, I really don't understand what the problem is?!? As a married women, trying to keep my marriage interesting for my husband, what's the problem with having a forum to discuss this stuff with regular grown women in the same boat?

I know. Now I really could care less about a sex forum but I wouldn't mind being able to discuss sexual health. I belong to another forum where there is a sex forum but you have to sign up for it outside of the regular forum. But we are allowed to discuss things of the sexual nature in both the relationship forum and the health forum, provided the topic is within reason and is not XXX. There were a few things that we discussed last week that I wanted to discuss here but I didn't want to get in trouble. I do that enough with regular topics.erplexed

 

[GreenD]

I may have gotten a little excited with XXX....my bad!!

But sexual health on any forum is necessary.

 

[Khaiya]

Libido enhancer? I second (or third) the motion to throw the BCP in the bin! That was the only enhancer i needed, been REAL good since.