"Laying on the Bed Like a Homeless Ninja"

Am I the only one thinking maybe they were doing work in the area and shut people down? They do that quite a bit around here. I mean, I just can't picture him telling you they shut him off for non-pymt all nonchalantly as if they do it every other month.

Yes you is :lol:
 
He probably said something else stupid ... got demoted to booty call, then it was the final straw so he was further demoted to meeting her parents.

:look::lachen:
 
I think when you said "im yours" he thought he was all in. Yeah and birds do pay his bills I'm sure. I know some women who lose their minds over a really handsome dude no matter how F'd up he is.

I've never gone gaga for no man's looks thank God. If he looked really good to me, that was a plus not a requirement. Besides, I need to be the pretty one in the relp. :yep:
 
UPDATE:

I ran into Homeless Ninja/PEPCO last night.

One of my Cameroonian friends invited me to a birthday party.
When I arrived, he's walking through with me/introducing me to folks and PEPCO is in the crowd while I'm walking by lol.

I totally forgot he was Cameroonian but wasn't expecting to see him there since it was a smaller/personal invite affair.

He instantly stops and smiles and says "JFK!"
I do the same and say "HOMELESS NINJA!" and quickly turn and continue walking with my guy friend.

We haven't talked since the Pepco incident and I honestly looked at him with amazement because the way he presents himself...you would never know that his utilities were being turned off.

But I guess, you're not going to present yourself like a homeless ninja laying on the bed in public even if you are one right?

Anyway, later in the night, I was near the exit talking to someone and he was leaving. He saw me and smiled and gave me a hug and said "you're a very beautiful girl, don't destruct yourself, be nice, behave"
***his first language is French so I'm guessing he was meaning to say "destroy" and not destruct...lol***

I was like huuuh? But wanted him to hurry up and get the fc*k so smiled really big and said "ok! Bye!!!"

My girlfriend was mad at me this morning...she said you should replied with "ninja, are your effin lights even on right now?"
 
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I'm with your friend..he would've gotten a few seconds of screwface/ninja please face before I replaced it with a smile and said bye. Lol
 
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