I'm calling ALL the freaks.....

[Geminigirl]

I need your help ya'll. What can I do to spice it up in the bedroom? I wanna do some freaky things to my man but I don't know what. We were talking last night and he has had some pretty wild experiences me not so much. I was pretty sheltered. So help a sista out. Don't be shy give me all the juice.

 

[QT]

Lick real S.L.O.W.

 

[NClady]

This is too funny..Also make sure you make the slurping noise it is a real turn on from what I heard...

Lick real S.L.O.W.

 

[QT]

This is too funny..Also make sure you make the slurping noise it is a real turn on from what I heard...

w/ lots of......... lets call it moisture.

 

[blackmaven]

turn into superhead

 

[Geminigirl]

Girl I already did my superhead. i watched her and Mr. Marcus and I learned some of her technique...but I wanna do something REAL freaky. i don't really like licky licky.

 

[blackmaven]

Girl I already did my superhead. i watched her and Mr. Marcus and I learned some of her technique...but I wanna do something REAL freaky. i don't really like licky licky.

Remember that song "doing in the butt" or something like that.............not for me though

 

[QT]

First open a draw and throw away ALL your thoughts troubles in the draw and close it. Then…….

You can purchase a tarp from home depot or Lowes and lay it in the middle of the floor and get a tub of whip cream and some fruit and eat it off of each other. Get as messy as you can b/c the tarp it there to protect the floor.

 

[Geminigirl]

that sound hot QT

 

[Geminigirl]

is there already a post like this? I thought i would get more responses.

 

[KEIONI'S MOM]

This is too funny..Also make sure you make the slurping noise it is a real turn on from what I heard...

Funny but your right the slurping sound is a turn on for them

First open a draw and throw away ALL your thoughts troubles in the draw and close it. Then…….

You can purchase a tarp from home depot or Lowes and lay it in the middle of the floor and get a tub of whip cream and some fruit and eat it off of each other. Get as messy as you can b/c the tarp it there to protect the floor.

ITA and your idea is genuis....placing that one in my mental rolodex

Lick real S.L.O.W.

OP what are the things that YOU want to try?

Watch porn together....learned and tried a few things

Role playing

Reading erotica to one another

Using toys, feathers, whips and or food...fruit, whip cream, chocolate

Learning how to pole dance

Taking control/dominating him........men love this

 

[Geminigirl]

Funny but your right the slurping sound is a turn on for them



ITA and your idea is genuis....placing that one in my mental rolodex







OP what are the things that YOU want to try?

Watch porn together....learned and tried a few things

Role playing

Reading erotica to one another

Using toys, feathers, whips and or food...fruit, whip cream, chocolate

Learning how to pole dance

Taking control/dominating him........men love this

I'm not in to role play...lol I don't know why. But reading erotica to each other and the food sounds great. Feathers and whips well damn the whips but i'll try the feathers. I should learn to pole dance huh? They have classes here? You think it would get my body right?

 

[cuteazz1]

Gurl... role playing is where it's at.

You need to get a new look- like if you normally wear black hair and modest clothes then go out and buy stillettos,a sexy dress,and a sexy wig.Get all pretty and tell him to meet you at a bar..A place that you all would not usually attend....Give yourself a new identity and act like you don't know him when he arrives.

The last time I did this-he sat at the bar and I was like"I've always wanted to have a one night stand" so we played the role,got a room and I left RIGHT after he fell asleep and I left a note that said ...Nice meeting you and thanks for the good time.

You can play all kinds of characters.


More tips.....Pour candle wax on his chest(only if he is hairless),Go and get a bikini wax with his initial,tie him up to a chair give him a strip tease and then torture him with your tongue,Have sex with only your stilettos on.Remember the extra spots like behind the knees and kiss those places very gently and blow on those places alternating with biting(gentle)...

...Coffee and ice...on his...uh(if you do that or anywhere on his body)....alternate the hot and cold feeling on his body.Put coffee in your mouth then lick,then put ice in your mouth and lick the same place.

 

[Blkrose]

Role playing is definitely fun but not for the shy type............

what about playing twister...........in the nude
Red Light, Green Light
In the park in the rain at night of course (dont ask )

the tarp idea is really good too

 

[Geminigirl]

I like those ideas too. Thanks guys. I can pretend like I'm another person but I'm not trying to be cop and robber and nurse and all that..lol. I am shy. Keep em coming. He's already had sex while driving and he's got some **** up in the club. I need something freakier then that. He likes wild things.

 

[QT]

It's really hard to answer b/c none of us know your man like you do...you should know his buttons inside and out as he proably knows yours. well in addition to my comment earlier, I'd say fix a nice dinner but NO T.V. in a recent study of couples, kills the MOOD...so if you can go out some place and wear something sexy underneath or dont wear any panties ....then when you get seated in your seats, you can either sit right beside him or across? and then whisper it in his ear you have no panties on....make sure your in a restruant thats not very busy and kindof start making out alittle bit in public...not enough to where its sick or you get thrown out but make sure you get a booth maybe and talk dirty to him and get him all anxious ...I'm making this up as I go....... and then you will proably have hot passionaite love making on the tarp b/c you've teased him all the way home HTH

 

[Geminigirl]

Thanks QT. i was just hoping people could share some of their experiences so that maybe I could try myself. I know my man VERY well but I just wanna try something new to spice things up.

 

[QT]

Thanks QT. i was just hoping people could share some of their experiences so that maybe I could try myself. I know my man VERY well but I just wanna try something new to spice things up.

I thought you wanted ideas..... Most of the things that I posted is what my DH have done..... you just have to put it together

 

[hairsothick]

Find the "cooking" thread...

 

[Geminigirl]

I thought you wanted ideas..... Most of the things that I posted is what my DH have done..... you just have to put it together

I do and that's what I am getting.

 

[Caramela]

I want twister now.

 

[MissMeWithThatIsh]

Cover it with agave nectar.... and gobble that bad boy.

Take out a cam phone or a digicam and take flicks while ... and delete them right after.

The actual presence of the camera is more arousing than the photos, which almost always look sad and nasty.

Go to a movie theater in the middle of the day and do it in the middle of Lake... any movie.... and chug the mug if that's your thing...

Buy some crotchless panties, wear a skirt and spread your legs when he least expects it.

Write a dirty story and send it to him on his work email... and leave it unfinished so he can finish it for you.

Call him on his lunch break and tell him you were looking forward to his $5 footlong....

Apply pure vanilla between your legs (inner thighs etc, not necessarily the pot) when you have another perfume all over your body

If you're really nasty and in the house touch your pot, let him sniff your fingers and walk away

Take sexy photos of yourself and casually leave them on his computer.


Wow yea there's more but I can't get too graphic.

 

[Te'TahHead]

Go to a salon that does "pubic" hair into a fruit. They dye and it cut it into fruit colors...

I suggest..cherries...

If not, find a salon that will put his initials down there. My man LOVES that.


Two words, one picture:

DON'T. GET CINNAMON, LOL....DISASTER.

I suggest strawberry

I really, REALLY suggest the pole dancing classes. If you have a lil change, get you a ple in your room, the ones that can be removed quickly.

If you don't want to take the classes, I would do a strip.

Fun for everyday of the year. Found at your local Spencers or Urban Outfitters...

Movies...Sorry, the superhead and Mr. Marcus one suck. Try something with Brian Pumper...

 

[Blkrose]

Cover it with agave nectar.... and gobble that bad boy.

Take out a cam phone or a digicam and take flicks while ... and delete them right after.

The actual presence of the camera is more arousing than the photos, which almost always look sad and nasty.

Go to a movie theater in the middle of the day and do it in the middle of Lake... any movie.... and chug the mug if that's your thing...

Buy some crotchless panties, wear a skirt and spread your legs when he least expects it.

Write a dirty story and send it to him on his work email... and leave it unfinished so he can finish it for you.

Call him on his lunch break and tell him you were looking forward to his $5 footlong....

Apply pure vanilla between your legs (inner thighs etc, not necessarily the pot) when you have another perfume all over your body

If you're really nasty and in the house touch your pot, let him sniff your fingers and walk away

Take sexy photos of yourself and casually leave them on his computer.


Wow yea there's more but I can't get too graphic.

at bolded

 

[Te'TahHead]

I do that too.

I be like

"hey, its me....I was calling to place my order. I want...um... the footlong, with dark meet...xtra mayo....Huh? Yeah...It's Free? can you deliver it?" Lmao...

My co-workers be havin no idea!

 

[Caramela]

Go to a salon that does "pubic" hair into a fruit. They dye and it cut it into fruit colors...

I suggest..cherries...

If not, find a salon that will put his initials down there. My man LOVES that.


Two words, one picture:

DON'T. GET CINNAMON, LOL....DISASTER.

I suggest strawberry

I really, REALLY suggest the pole dancing classes. If you have a lil change, get you a ple in your room, the ones that can be removed quickly.
If you don't want to take the classes, I would do a strip.

Fun for everyday of the year. Found at your local Spencers or Urban Outfitters...

Movies...Sorry, the superhead and Mr. Marcus one suck. Try something with Brian Pumper...

How much do they cost?

 

[honeybadgirl]

wow!!!

 

[Te'TahHead]

Which one Carmela? The cards or the lubricant?

Oh yeah.. Ladies becareful with teh lubricant.. a pea sized amount seriously does the job!!! Anything else will have you foaming like a dog with rabies...

 

[QT]

Geminigirl we are NOT responsible for any pregnancies that might accrue…… Have fun w/ all these tips and tricks

 

[MissMeWithThatIsh]

Which one Carmela? The cards or the lubricant?

Oh yeah.. Ladies becareful with teh lubricant.. a pea sized amount seriously does the job!!! Anything else will have you foaming like a dog with rabies...

LOL @ the visual of foaming... Ewwww

Uhm yea, Caramela had to be emailed my extra thoughts... but in case anyone else was interested... my "Hot Sexual Chocolate" blogspot has the info I gave her... I just updated it for everyone's enjoyment, whether they use the info, call me nasty, or turn away red-faced.