Cover it with agave nectar.... and gobble that bad boy.
Take out a cam phone or a digicam and take flicks while ... and delete them right after.
The actual presence of the camera is more arousing than the photos, which almost always look sad and nasty.
Go to a movie theater in the middle of the day and do it in the middle of Lake... any movie.... and chug the mug if that's your thing...
Buy some crotchless panties, wear a skirt and spread your legs when he least expects it.
Write a dirty story and send it to him on his work email... and leave it unfinished so he can finish it for you.
Call him on his lunch break and tell him you were looking forward to his $5 footlong....
Apply pure vanilla between your legs (inner thighs etc, not necessarily the pot) when you have another perfume all over your body
If you're really nasty and in the house touch your pot, let him sniff your fingers and walk away
Take sexy photos of yourself and casually leave them on his computer.
Wow yea there's more but I can't get too graphic.