"I'm an importer/exporter of consumable products and pharmaceutical goods."

[vivEz daNs lamouR]

GTFOOHWTBS.

I HATE HATE HATE, almost as much as I hate redundancy, people who try to butter up being involved in illegal ish. You didn't go to college? Ok, it's not for everyone. You sell drugs? I don't like it, we would never date, but I'll respect you for at least being honest about it.

I was having a convo tonight with this guy who has been trying to kick it to me for awhile now, but I never paid him any mind. He moved to Atlanta and so we fell out of touch, but now he texts me everyday. Here's tonight's asinine convo:

Me: So what do you do?

Him: Import/export business... transferable commerce.

Me: *already knew where this was going* Really? What do you import/export?

Him: I'm an importer/exporter of various consumable products and pharmaceutical goods.

Me: Stop trying to lace it with big words. You sell drugs.

Him: No... our US government sells drug. I merely import and export on their behalf.

Me: So you "import and export" freely? You volunteer your services?

Him: I'm paid per transaction... with a residual income plan. Why? Making sure I can afford your lavish lifestyle??

Me: Goodnight.

And yet, he can't understand why I'm annoyed.

 

[blue_flower]

What a moron! I'm tired of people justifying doing bad and trying to make it sound like it's a good thing.

 

[aribell]

Wow. Yeah, I've had conversations like that before, only the man kept it rather vague and wouldn't ever come right out and say what exactly it was. It definitely sounded sketchy.

 

[Jade Feria]

HELLO..........the phones might be tapped. Duh.


























for real tho...

 

[honeybuni84]

he is too old to still be doing that

 

[Jade Feria]

he is too old to still be doing that

Pushin' has nothing to do with age and everything to do with state of mind.

 

[phynestone]

People really crack me up sometimes.

 

[Irresistible]

I see no future in his future

 

[Filmatic]

I bet some women fall all over that. Then to say lavish lifestyle. I would have told him, no I like being a free law abiding citizen and ignored him from then on.

 

[MissYocairis]

GTFOOHWTBS.

I HATE HATE HATE, almost as much as I hate redundancy, people who try to butter up being involved in illegal ish. You didn't go to college? Ok, it's not for everyone. You sell drugs? I don't like it, we would never date, but I'll respect you for at least being honest about it.

I was having a convo tonight with this guy who has been trying to kick it to me for awhile now, but I never paid him any mind. He moved to Atlanta and so we fell out of touch, but now he texts me everyday. Here's tonight's asinine convo:

Me: So what do you do?

Him: Import/export business... transferable commerce.

Me: *already knew where this was going* Really? What do you import/export?

Him: I'm an importer/exporter of various consumable products and pharmaceutical goods.

Me: Stop trying to lace it with big words. You sell drugs.

Him: No... our US government sells drug. I merely import and export on their behalf.

Me: So you "import and export" freely? You volunteer your services?

Him: I'm paid per transaction... with a residual income plan. Why? Making sure I can afford your lavish lifestyle??

Me: Goodnight.

And yet, he can't understand why I'm annoyed.

he put that on TEXT? He is one dumb a$$ dopeman.

I'm glad you cut the fool loose OP.

 

[babyb900]

-_-

girl.
no he didnt.

 

[vivEz daNs lamouR]

-_-

girl.
no he didnt.

Girrrrrrl... he did.

he put that on TEXT? He is one dumb a$$ dopeman.

I'm glad you cut the fool loose OP.

I know!! Wasn't nothin' to cut loose no way... He had a half a chance and lost THAT with the convo.