I dreamed the rapture happened this morning....

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I'm sharing it here to see if it did....

I saw the sky being split open...it was happening in slow motion. I was clutching my hands, saying to myself "It's happening" and I was hoping I would be caught up. When I woke up, my body shaking....

 

[gone_fishing]

I had a similar dream 3 years ago. In fact, for about 2 months it was a reoccuring dream. If the rapture had occurred you'd have heard about it. It would have been reported as an alien invasion. Cars would have crashed with missing drivers, planes would have had missing people, etc.

There would be chaos for those left behind.

There would be artificial hips, contacts, pace makers, etc. lying everywhere. At least that's how I invision it.

 

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I had a similar dream 3 years ago. In fact, for about 2 months it was a reoccuring dream. If the rapture had occurred you'd have heard about it. It would have been reported as an alien invasion. Cars would have crashed with missing drivers, planes would have had missing people, etc.

There would be chaos for those left behind.

There would be artificial hips, contacts, pace makers, etc. lying everywhere. At least that's how I invision it.

Hopefully I WILL NOT have to HEAR about it. I hope to be IN it....

 

[gone_fishing]

Hopefully I WILL NOT have to HEAR about it. I hope to be IN it....

Me too! And I'm certain that if it had really happened you would not be here to type that.

Have you ever read the left behind series?

The first book (Left Behind) is about the rapture and all the events following. I have a feeling when the rapture really does happen, those books will be selling like hotcakes.

 

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Me too! And I'm certain that if it had really happened you would not be here to type that.

Have you ever read the left behind series?

The first book (Left Behind) is about the rapture and all the events following. I have a feeling when the rapture really does happen, those books will be selling like hotcakes.

LOL! Amen! Yes, when the first books from the Left Behind series came out, I was reading them. I saw the movie, too.

 

[gone_fishing]

I finished the glorious appearing two year ago. Now they are doing prequals. Not sure if I'll read those or not...

But those books were right on time. If folks only knew what was coming...

The movie was lame. I think it was very low budget. They could have done better. I was excited to see it but ended up disappointed. The books are a million times better. I remember GNN rather than CNN. But, of course, you couldn't get hollyweird to get behind a movie like that. Lots of people fo jewish faith and atheists and agnostics in Hollyweird. (nothing against jews).

 

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I finished the glorious appearing two year ago. Now they are doing prequals. Not sure if I'll read those or not...

But those books were right on time. If folks only knew what was coming...

The movie was lame. I think it was very low budget. They could have done better. I was excited to see it but ended up disappointed. The books are a million times better. I remember GNN rather than CNN. But, of course, you couldn't get hollyweird to get behind a movie like that. Lots of people fo jewish faith and atheists and agnostics in Hollyweird. (nothing against jews).

Wow! Well, hey.... they get an A for effort, yes?

 

[gone_fishing]

Wow! Well, hey.... they get an A for effort, yes?

Oh of course. I'm proud that they someone tried to get it out there. Did they ever make a tribulation force movie?

 

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Oh of course. I'm proud that they someone tried to get it out there. Did they ever make a tribulation force movie?

I don't know....I seem to recall a sequel to Left Behind but don't quote me....

 

[Nice & Wavy]

I'm sharing it here to see if it did....

I saw the sky being split open...it was happening in slow motion. I was clutching my hands, saying to myself "It's happening" and I was hoping I would be caught up. When I woke up, my body shaking....

Sounds like some dream, RR.

 

[SweetlyBlessed]

Yall ladies are me up! I was too scuuured to read the adult version of Left Behind, so I jacked the teen/young adult ones.

And yes the movie did look low budget. I was disappointed. Why does it always seem that Christian tv, media, etc. are just not on point with technology, tach and technique?! That's why I went into marketing! I was like let me, help yall out! People are not jumping to get saved off of this stuff; they are laughing at us. No wonder they think we're boring or too extra.

But I too am trying to be, "caught up in the rapture!"

Oh snap! Can you imagen, rolling out and seeing all the weaves left behind!

 

[gone_fishing]

Yall ladies are me up! I was too scuuured to read the adult version of Left Behind, so I jacked the teen/young adult ones.

And yes the movie did look low budget. I was disappointed. Why does it always seem that Christian tv, media, etc. are just not on point with technology, tach and technique?! That's why I went into marketing! I was like let me, help yall out! People are not jumping to get saved off of this stuff; they are laughing at us. No wonder they think we're boring or too extra.

But I too am trying to be, "caught up in the rapture!"

Oh snap! Can you imagen, rolling out and seeing all the weaves left behind!

Now THAT is funny!!!!!!!!!!

 

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Sounds like some dream, RR.

N&W!!!! I'm not ready just yet! I still have to meet my divine connection who is my husband, get married, have LOTS OF love and sex, give birth to healthy babies out of my own womb, defend my doctoral dissertation, see Africa, write the books the Lord has assigned for me to write, and minister to the people the Lord has assigned to me, among some other things....

 

[Nice & Wavy]

N&W!!!! I'm not ready just yet! I still have to meet my divine connection who is my husband, get married, have LOTS OF love and sex, give birth to healthy babies out of my own womb, defend my doctoral dissertation, see Africa, write the books the Lord has assigned for me to write, and minister to the people the Lord has assigned to me, among some other things....

...I know that's right, RR.

 

[Shimmie]

I still haven't met 'Sidney Poitier'...

Look, one night I was at Church and I was in my classroom for the next day's lesson (I taught Pre K and K at our Church's school)...anyhoo, there was a Bible study class going on.

After a while, I noticed that it was EXTREMELY quiet. Not even Pastor was talking, and I knew they weren't in prayer because we pray loud... (Yo-tay)

I became so engrossed in my lesson planning that I wasn't focused on the other class. All of a sudden I realized that it was a little too quiet. So quiet that the air was still. I ddn't hear cars or anyone in the hall way or nothing. I got a litte scared (okay, a lot scared ), I started walking up the hall and it was still no sounds. I just knew it was the 'Rapture'... As I approached the class room where the Bible study was being held, it was still QUIET. I stood there and then walk to the door, and saw that everyone was taking a test....

Oh welllll..... I've been a 'perfect' Christian ever since.

 

[gone_fishing]

I still haven't met 'Sidney Poitier'...

Look, one night I was at Church and I was in my classroom for the next day's lesson (I taught Pre K and K at our Church's school)...anyhoo, there was a Bible study class going on.

After a while, I noticed that it was EXTREMELY quiet. Not even Pastor was talking, and I knew they weren't in prayer because we pray loud... (Yo-tay)

I became so engrossed in my lesson planning that I wasn't focused on the other class. All of a sudden I realized that it was a little too quiet. So quiet that the air was still. I ddn't hear cars or anyone in the hall way or nothing. I got a litte scared (okay, a lot scared ), I started walking up the hall and it was still no sounds. I just knew it was the 'Rapture'... As I approached the class room where the Bible study was being held, it was still QUIET. I stood there and then walk to the door, and saw that everyone was taking a test....

Oh welllll..... I've been a 'perfect' Christian ever since.

You have me crying over here!

 

[SweetlyBlessed]

I still haven't met 'Sidney Poitier'...

Look, one night I was at Church and I was in my classroom for the next day's lesson (I taught Pre K and K at our Church's school)...anyhoo, there was a Bible study class going on.

After a while, I noticed that it was EXTREMELY quiet. Not even Pastor was talking, and I knew they weren't in prayer because we pray loud... (Yo-tay)

I became so engrossed in my lesson planning that I wasn't focused on the other class. All of a sudden I realized that it was a little too quiet. So quiet that the air was still. I ddn't hear cars or anyone in the hall way or nothing. I got a litte scared (okay, a lot scared ), I started walking up the hall and it was still no sounds. I just knew it was the 'Rapture'... As I approached the class room where the Bible study was being held, it was still QUIET. I stood there and then walk to the door, and saw that everyone was taking a test....

Oh welllll..... I've been a 'perfect' Christian ever since.

See! The quietness literally "scared the hell out of you!" Silence IS golden!

 

[Shimmie]

You have me crying over here!

 

[Shimmie]

See! The quietness literally "scared the hell out of you!" Silence IS golden!

It sure did... the devil fleed from me with a quickness. I was scurrrrreddddd

 

[Nice & Wavy]

I still haven't met 'Sidney Poitier'...

Look, one night I was at Church and I was in my classroom for the next day's lesson (I taught Pre K and K at our Church's school)...anyhoo, there was a Bible study class going on.

After a while, I noticed that it was EXTREMELY quiet. Not even Pastor was talking, and I knew they weren't in prayer because

we pray loud... (Yo-tay)

I became so engrossed in my lesson planning that I wasn't focused on the other class. All of a sudden I realized that it was a little too quiet. So quiet that the air was still. I ddn't hear cars or anyone in the hall way or nothing. I got a litte scared (okay, a lot scared ), I started walking up the hall and it was still no sounds. I just knew it was the 'Rapture'... As I approached the class room where the Bible study was being held, it was still QUIET. I stood there and then walk to the door, and saw that everyone was taking a test....

Oh welllll..... I've been a 'perfect' Christian ever since.

I'm done....

 

[Shimmie]

Yall ladies are me up! I was too scuuured to read the adult version of Left Behind, so I jacked the teen/young adult ones.

And yes the movie did look low budget. I was disappointed. Why does it always seem that Christian tv, media, etc. are just not on point with technology, tach and technique?! That's why I went into marketing! I was like let me, help yall out! People are not jumping to get saved off of this stuff; they are laughing at us. No wonder they think we're boring or too extra.

But I too am trying to be, "caught up in the rapture!"

Oh snap!

Can you imagen, rolling out and seeing all the weaves left behind!

Now that's funny

 

[Shimmie]

I'm done....

Hey I didn't tell you that while I was back there with my lesson plans, I was also back there eating a fish sam'itch -- Lake Trout ...........with a huge fluffy homemade dinner roll .....with real butter. ................. and a soda .

When it got 'quiet', I thought......... God left me with that fish sam-itch'. I lost out of Heaven for Lake Trout. I stayed away from eating Lake Trout for a while after that.

 

[Nice & Wavy]

Hey I didn't tell you that while I was back there with my lesson plans, I was also back there eating a fish sam'itch -- Lake Trout ...........with a huge fluffy homemade dinner roll .....with real butter. ................. and a soda .

When it got 'quiet', I thought......... God left me with that fish sam-itch'. I lost out of Heaven for Lake Trout. I stayed away from eating Lake Trout for a while after that.

....I think the Lord gets such a kick out of us....

 

[Nice & Wavy]

Yall ladies are me up! I was too scuuured to read the adult version of Left Behind, so I jacked the teen/young adult ones.

And yes the movie did look low budget. I was disappointed. Why does it always seem that Christian tv, media, etc. are just not on point with technology, tach and technique?! That's why I went into marketing! I was like let me, help yall out! People are not jumping to get saved off of this stuff; they are laughing at us. No wonder they think we're boring or too extra.

But I too am trying to be, "caught up in the rapture!"

Oh snap!

Can you imagen, rolling out and seeing all the weaves left behind

!

...that is funny!

 

[gone_fishing]

Ya'all are so funny. I love this thread.

I invision a lot of breast implants rolling down the street in Florida and Southern California.

 

[Shimmie]

....I think the Lord gets such a kick out of us....

I sure hope so. I can only imagine what's written in His journals about me.

Okay, lemme' see, :scratchch: 8 chapters of Lake Trout incidents; selling two yo-tays for 3 humma, humma's; correcting my mother with It's pronounced 'tithe', mommie,not tide's. Tide is the laundry detergent we grew up with". Ohhhhh............I'm in big trouble...

 

[Shimmie]

Ya'all are so funny. I love this thread.

I invision a lot of breast implants rolling down the street in Florida and Southern California.

Silicon just bouncing everywhere. But mines is real... Unless He comes 30 years from now...

 

[pebbles]

I still haven't met 'Sidney Poitier'...

Look, one night I was at Church and I was in my classroom for the next day's lesson (I taught Pre K and K at our Church's school)...anyhoo, there was a Bible study class going on.

After a while, I noticed that it was EXTREMELY quiet. Not even Pastor was talking, and I knew they weren't in prayer because we pray loud... (Yo-tay)

I became so engrossed in my lesson planning that I wasn't focused on the other class. All of a sudden I realized that it was a little too quiet. So quiet that the air was still. I ddn't hear cars or anyone in the hall way or nothing. I got a litte scared (okay, a lot scared ), I started walking up the hall and it was still no sounds. I just knew it was the 'Rapture'... As I approached the class room where the Bible study was being held, it was still QUIET. I stood there and then walk to the door, and saw that everyone was taking a test....

Oh welllll..... I've been a 'perfect' Christian ever since.

LOL!! What a riot!!

 

[pebbles]

Hey I didn't tell you that while I was back there with my lesson plans, I was also back there eating a fish sam'itch -- Lake Trout ...........with a huge fluffy homemade dinner roll .....with real butter. ................. and a soda .

When it got 'quiet', I thought......... God left me with that fish sam-itch'. I lost out of Heaven for Lake Trout. I stayed away from eating Lake Trout for a while after that.

Girl, you are a mess in Christ! LOL!!!

 

[Shimmie]

Girl, you are a mess in Christ! LOL!!!

Hey Darlin, Precious Blessings to you.

Another thing, Pebs: I'm glad you're here, cause when you're not, I kinda' wonder if He came and I 'missed' it. You're definitely one of His favorites who will not be left behind.