Skeevy Haitian men trap women or attempt to trap women with things they deem most men will never offer or take plenty of time to; things like: big ticket items (house/car), babies, to meet their mom, pay for nursing school, travel and marriage. Many will even throw in loving you after five minutes to two weeks after your first encounter. One hundred percent of these losers will think you are crazy, a voodoo practitioner or a lesbian to not be thanking God for their weak a$$ game. Some are still determined to "woo" you away from your spouse. A DH is viewed as a "dos d'ane" and not of much concern. They also like to lie on God because they believe God told them in a dream/vision they would meet their wife at a Klass bal. And most are trapped in a loveless marriage with Marie Josette. They will leave her for you. They never found a woman worth leaving MJ for until you! This is a major compliment. MJ is his mother's daughter so he cannot break the ties without the right fanm on his arm.
Baybee, I lavv yoo. Trust me, I'm not lie to yoo. Ou virè loloj mwen!
This is my summation of the Haitian cornball and I approve of this message!