Help My Broke Husband Go Fund Me Page

[IslandMummy]

https://www.gofundme.com/please-help-my-broke-husband

I was with Donald for almost four years. A series of unfortunate events led to our demise. I'm okay with it and he's not. He has been diagnosed with Bitter ***** Syndrome and can not get over the fact that I don't want or need him. We have a court ordered timeshare of our daughter Phoenyx where he has her 36% of the time and I have her the other 64%.

Since he's been gone (in my Kelly Clarkson voice) I've asked him for literally nothing and in return he filed for child support because he is so broke he needs me to support him to support his daughter. He literally only needs to feed her, clothe her and supply diapers while she's with him 5 days every other week. Also I'm pretty sure his mom is doing that. Anyway the judge ordered me to pay him $68 dollars a month. That got me to thinking this man must really be broke as a joke.

So for only 25 cents or maybe 50 cents. You can help a starving Oakland *****. Those of us not in a financial hardship, it is our job to help the less fortunate. Also if you would like to donate can goods, socks, drawers etc. to this broke ass ***** let me know and we can arrange a pickup or drop off. Thanks in advance for helping a broke dad in need.

TLDR: ex put his baby mama on child support and she has to pay him $68 a month. Account is up to $410.

 

[ElegantPearl17]

 

[Zaynab]

I hate when women act like they just woke up and their man wasn't ****. You knew that when you got with him.

 

[ThePromise]

I thoroughly enjoyed myself this morning. Lol

They both need to stop playing and get it together for their baby. How you gonna get pregnant by a loser and then be shocked that he does loser stuff?

 

[GraceJones]

Both of them are petty

 

[CarefreeinChicago]

I chuckled, no comment on the obvious.

 

[mshoney2u]

Both of them are petty

Exactly! Petty+Petty = Petty

 

[Saravana]

Petty but winning. So far $450 have been raised. Not a bad return for zero investment.

 

[DarkJoy]

She cant be doing too much better than he is with a $68 per month child support order

 

[Transformer]

I really don't understand why there is court ordered child support.

 

[tilati]

OMG she put his pic on blast too lol

 

[RoundEyedGirl504]

I wouldn't do this. Me and him are over and I am trolling my next I wouldn't put this out into the internet for my new man or anybody I care about what they think to stumble across. That's just me!

 

[Thump]

OMG she put his pic on blast too lol

The pic she chose has me crackin up

 

[Chrismiss]

LOL. Gave me a good laugh though. Him standing up there with a liquor bottle is hilarious...loser.

 

[WhereItsAt]

 

[PuddingPop]

I really don't understand why there is court ordered child support.

I don't either. It doesn't make sense in the situation she described. Leads me to believe that she isn't giving us the full story.

 

[Pat Mahurr]

Is this real??!!

I really don’t care what broke bammas and petty mamas do with their internet, but I’m not ok with publicly shaming the little girl this way. Her name and both of her parents’ pictures are there. Now errybody know her dad ain’t bloop and that her mom is petty. Little Phoenyx didn’t deserve any of the fallout from that.

 

[Ms. Tarabotti]

I really, really, really, really, want to 'help a brother out' but where is her $68 in child support going to?

I'm sure that all his stellar qualities were fully on display pre-baby so why was she surprised that nothing changed post baby?

 

[Honey Bee]

I hate when women act like they just woke up and their man wasn't ****. You knew that when you got with him.

It's gotten to the point that this is a thing among bw (maybe ww too, idk, idc) now: have babies by a loser, break up, share with the rest of us how much of a loser he is and always has been. Either they truly don't realize they telling on theyself, OR the sisterhood is so strong, they expect us to gloss over the details and support anyway. Not sure which, tbh, could be both.

 

[awhyley]

I don't understand the 36%/64% split. How'd they come up with those numbers?

(It's up to $680 by the way. Based on this, I think I need to start a fund for Christmas presents.)

 

[Black Ambrosia]

I've always heard the man you divorce is not the same one you married hence the need for pre-nups. Not that it would've make a difference here. I enjoyed the laugh though.

 

[TCatt86]

It's gotten to the point that this is a thing among bw (maybe ww too, idk, idc) now: have babies by a loser, break up, share with the rest of us how much of a loser he is and always has been. Either they truly don't realize they telling on theyself, OR the sisterhood is so strong, they expect us to gloss over the details and support anyway. Not sure which, tbh, could be both.

Idk why people can't take their L privately. Men do the same thing, when they dog out their kid's mother.

 

[intellectualuva]

I NEVER start threads, but I came in here to start this one.

 

[SurferBabe]

This is why I don't take Go Fund Me seriously anymore.

 

[MzLady78]

$1,105.

I am clearly doing life all wrong.

 

[intellectualuva]

Hes got 1k so far, hopefully all of it goes to the baby or she uses it to pay that 68 a month. I don't know how Gofund works.

A dude gave 200 I need to read these comments why.

Sisters better stop thinking money doesn't mean anything. I bet if he asked more than 10 days a month, he would get more than 68 dollars.

 

[Honey Bee]

Idk why people can't take their L privately. Men do the same thing, when they dog out their kid's mother.

You're absolutely right. I only mentioned women because we're women here and 'expected' to give whatever response.

 

[TCatt86]

I need to start a gofundme for some arbitrary reason.

 

[dicapr]

Is this real??!!

I really don’t care what broke bammas and petty mamas do with their internet, but I’m not ok with publicly shaming the little girl this way. Her name and both of her parents’ pictures are there. Now errybody know her dad ain’t bloop and that her mom is petty. Little Phoenyx didn’t deserve any of the fallout from that.

It won’t take the internet for folks to figure that one out dads a deadbeat and mom is petty. Plus the girl is still wearing diapers so she isn’t “shamed”. Hopefully by the time she is potty trained mom and dad would have grown up too.

 

[Dee-Licious]

I'm trying to see how if she has the majority of the custody she has to pay him child support. Something is not computing in my head.