HARI'S ABERDEEN ORGANIC BULL SPERM TREATMENT

atlien11

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Any takers?? Its only $55 :rolleyes: (please dont ask me how i found this...i was looking for hair steamers HONEST!!!)

From the Salons website (http://www.harissalon.com/):

HARI'S ABERDEEN ORGANIC BULL SPERM TREATMENT
Dubbed Viagra for the hair, this is the treatment that has grabbed the headlines around the world. Its star ingredients are Bull Sperm and Katera root from an Iranian plant that are both packed with protein and moisture to nourish, revitalise and repair all types of hair. The ultimate rescue for coloured, over processed, dry frizzy hair, it replenishes essential proteins in the hair with a lubricating tangle free effect. 55.00

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Article from DailyCandy.com (http://www.dailycandy.com/london/article/29245/Bully+for+You;jsessionid=F3DECBFAC31AE90A9F1E3E0D1657B3B6
):
Egg yolk, vinegar, avocado, mayonnaise, olive oil, beer: just a few of the indignities your hair has endured in the name of optimal shine.

Next up: bull sperm.

It’s not a load of bullocks. A new, intense conditioning treatment at Hari’s uses organic pedigree Angus bull semen, fresh from Brooklet Farm in Cheshire. The substance’s pure protein, combined with katera, a protein-rich plant root, penetrates each shaft and deeply nourishes the hair.

After a shampoo and head massage, your locks are slathered in a thick masque and placed under a steamer. Twenty minutes later, after a rinse and blow-dry, it’s soft, shiny and unusually thick, as well as remarkably light and bouncy. The results should last for months.

Don’t worry: no animals are harmed in the process of procuring the necessary ingredients.

And, thankfully, the only head you have to give for it is your own.
 
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Any takers?? Its only $55 :rolleyes: (please dont ask me how i found this...i was looking for hair steamers HONEST!!!)

From the Salons website:
HARI'S ABERDEEN ORGANIC BULL SPERM TREATMENT http://www.harissalon.com/
Dubbed Viagra for the hair, this is the treatment that has grabbed the headlines around the world. Its star ingredients are Bull Sperm and Katera root from an Iranian plant that are both packed with protein and moisture to nourish, revitalise and repair all types of hair. The ultimate rescue for coloured, over processed, dry frizzy hair, it replenishes essential proteins in the hair with a lubricating tangle free effect. 55.00

bull.jpg


Article from DailyCandy.com: (http://www.dailycandy.com/london/ar...u;jsessionid=F3DECBFAC31AE90A9F1E3E0D1657B3B6
)
Egg yolk, vinegar, avocado, mayonnaise, olive oil, beer: just a few of the indignities your hair has endured in the name of optimal shine.

Next up: bull sperm.

It’s not a load of bullocks. A new, intense conditioning treatment at Hari’s uses organic pedigree Angus bull semen, fresh from Brooklet Farm in Cheshire. The substance’s pure protein, combined with katera, a protein-rich plant root, penetrates each shaft and deeply nourishes the hair.

After a shampoo and head massage, your locks are slathered in a thick masque and placed under a steamer. Twenty minutes later, after a rinse and blow-dry, it’s soft, shiny and unusually thick, as well as remarkably light and bouncy. The results should last for months.

Don’t worry: no animals are harmed in the process of procuring the necessary ingredients.

And, thankfully, the only head you have to give for it is your own.

:funny: :lachen: :lachen: :lachen:

Oh, hells no. :look: Ain't nobodys sperm ending up in my hair on purpose, is all I'm saying.
 
SHUT YO MOUTH!!!!
I've heard of the "accidental" shot in the hair but this, WOW!


Hmmmmm, maybe I should ask my SO for a lace hat instead of a pearl necklace!:lachen:(those of you with "seasoned" sexual knowledge know what I'm talking about!)
 
SHUT YO MOUTH!!!!
I've heard of the "accidental" shot in the hair but this, WOW!


Hmmmmm, maybe I should ask my SO for a lace hat instead of a pearl necklace!:lachen:(those of you with "seasoned" sexual knowledge know what I'm talking about!)

:dead: :lachen:

You so fresh. :lol: :grin:
 
aaaaaand, this is my stop; this isn't even a bandwagon anymore, it's turned into the PJ short bus!!:lachen:

Damn, I was hoping this was a joke.
I'm good with my homemade and commercial treatments.

I'd bet money if this were purported as a growth aid, there would be a few of us and lurkers as well who would be ALLLLLLLL over it!:perplexed

SHUT YO MOUTH!!!!
I've heard of the "accidental" shot in the hair but this, WOW!


Hmmmmm, maybe I should ask my SO for a lace hat instead of a pearl necklace!:lachen:(those of you with "seasoned" sexual knowledge know what I'm talking about!)
:lachen::lachen::lachen::lachen:I'm mad at you for that!!!:lachen::lachen::lachen::lachen:
 
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aaaaaand, this is my stop; this isn't even a bandwagon anymore, it's turned into the PJ short bus!!:lachen:

Damn, I was hoping this was a joke.
I'm good with my homemade and commercial treatments.

I'd bet money if this were purported as a growth aid, there would be a few of us who would be ALLLLLLLL over it!:perplexed


:lachen::lachen::lachen::lachen:I'm mad at you for that!!!:lachen::lachen::lachen::lachen:

:look: See, that's right where I draw the line there.

:look: Okay, if like ONE use got you an instant 3 inches of hair, me, myself, and I would have to have one or two deep dark hair secrets that would never see the light of day. :lachen:

But yeah, I think bulljuice is right bout where I draw the line. *shudder*
 
SHUT YO MOUTH!!!!
I've heard of the "accidental" shot in the hair but this, WOW!


Hmmmmm, maybe I should ask my SO for a lace hat instead of a pearl necklace!:lachen:(those of you with "seasoned" sexual knowledge know what I'm talking about!)

WOW, JUST WOW!!!! :lachen:

My thing is: what makes this "ORGANIC" versus non-organic? :scratchch
 
:look: See, that's right where I draw the line there.

:look: Okay, if like ONE use got you an instant 3 inches of hair, me, myself, and I would have to have one or two deep dark hair secrets that would never see the light of day. :lachen:

But yeah, I think bulljuice is right bout where I draw the line. *shudder*
:lachen::lachen:Take it to the grave:lachen:
 
This is too funny. Can you imagine baggying that mess? Everytime a puff of air comes from under that bag when laying down.....:perplexed
 
I think this is the funniest thread ever! The comments are too funny.I just got home from making some tough decisions at the hospital for a family member and now I am laughing out loud! Thanks to the OP for sharing this.Oh yeah.....I'll pass on this stuff!
 
:blush:Umm,err... I'll pass.:nono: Why should I pay $55 for *ahem* "love juice", I can get that from (never mind,TMI):look:. But, I honestly believe atleast one member of LHCF will actually buy this stuff.:rolleyes:
 
:blush:Umm,err... I'll pass.:nono: Why should I pay $55 for *ahem* "love juice", I can get that from (never mind,TMI):look:. But, I honestly believe atleast one member of LHCF will actually buy this stuff.:rolleyes:
:lachen::lachen::lachen:
Oh, you already know SOMEbody will gladly drop $55 for it!:lachen:
 
After a shampoo and head massage, your locks are slathered in a thick masque and placed under a steamer. Twenty minutes later, after a rinse and blow-dry, it’s soft, shiny and unusually thick, as well as remarkably light and bouncy. The results should last for months.

Don’t worry: no animals are harmed in the process of procuring the necessary ingredients.

You wouldnt drop $55 for this?!?!? AWW COME ON...No animals were harmed in the process of collection :look:
 
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You wouldnt drop $55 for this?!?!? AWW COME ON...No animals were harmed in the process :look:

You know what's funny to me?, the way they worded that little paragraph!

After a shampoo and head massage, your locks are slathered in a thick masque and placed under a steamer. Twenty minutes later, after a rinse and blow-dry, it’s soft, shiny and unusually thick, as well as remarkably light and bouncy. The results should last for months
It leaves too much to the imagination!:lachen::lachen:
 
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After a shampoo and head massage, your locks are slathered in a thick masque and placed under a steamer

Ewwww.:perplexed This statement made my skin crawl by just reading it.:spinning:
 
SHUT YO MOUTH!!!!
I've heard of the "accidental" shot in the hair but this, WOW!


Hmmmmm, maybe I should ask my SO for a lace hat instead of a pearl necklace!:lachen:(those of you with "seasoned" sexual knowledge know what I'm talking about!)

OMG!!!!!!!

I'M DYIN OVA HERE!

Yall are too funny!

:sekret: why not just bottle it? :sekret:
 
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