Blossssom
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Lol well last one was last month and my cousin got a good piece of my hair. She was actually nursin her daughter (1 month) and we got in an argument it escladed and we fought she forgot she had the baby in her arms and just jumped on me and pulled my hair so I had to beat her a$$.
The baby daddy was there so he caught the baby and tried to break us up. He cudnt cuz we was "too much for him" my cousins and aunts ran in the room tryin to break us up. I finally stopped. N den she just ran and jumed on me !! pulled my hair and dropped to the floor ...I mean dis h0* put. Her FULL body weight on my hair so I had to fall to the floor also to keep her from ripping out my Fu**ing scalp! Den I really let go and beat her face and ripped out her hair. Hair was allllll overrrr my hair kept brakin for 3 days and my scalp was so swollen it started to pus and I cudnt even touch that part of my head. To this day we no longer speak and I do not adknowledge her as my cousin.
Um, wow! I knew you was lyin'! LOL! I'm glad nothing happened to the baby! Man! What was the argument about?
Bump all that. It's time to change schools and start from scratch. That's no way to live!
Girl! Would you look? Scared to go to school! And this was back in the 90s before schools had all that 0% tolerance crap! It was on when somebody said it was on, and the school did nothing about it!
* see profile to see wat that is in my siggy I wrote it on the visitors wall
Now, why you had to be complicated? Why you just couldn't tell me it was a tarzier? Wait a second! Wasn't it you that beat down a cousin last month? Let me shut my mouth before you come after me for talking smack! I couldn't fight my way into my apartment if somebody came after me! LOL!
Ok so I didn't read the posts before I commented.
This thread is hilarious. Ya'll are straight hood.
Okay! Even Sweet Sylver is in on it! Whew! Don't judge a book by its cover or its HAIR! LOL!
don't forget salt under the nails for when you lay dem scratches!
I didn't get into many fights but it was always the "she think she cute because....". It was always the hair they went after....ALWAYS but I learned to bob, weave and jab right for the nose :hardslap:. Stops them in their tracks! :
Okay! Jealous h*es!
LOL @ How this thread has become a Fight Tactics 101 tutorial.
Girl! I wish I had known this back in school, but I just kept real quiet. I knew I couldn't handle it!
vaseline on your face and big cheap cluster rings. i was one of the girls who grew up with a lighter skin tone and had hair down my back and those ugly ghetto grease monkeys hated me but my grandmother would kill us if we came home beat up. I didn't have many fights but those I had I'm sure the chicks would shake if they saw me now. I would totally blackout and just go crazy, only because I wanted that to be my one and only fight with them, don't want to do this everything I see you. My uncle said beat the head and that was my goal, get the head.
i had no brothers and sisters just little ole me. you hit me and and i didn't hit you back and my grandmother found out, it was a death sentence. either you or me and she ain't whipping me
Okay! LOL!
we use to dig our nails in onions bcus thts spose to make them sharper for slicin sombody face quickr
i use to take the stones out my rings so the prongs would cut u
Sylver, is that you? I think somebody has hacked Sylver's account because I know this isn't my hair idol talking like this... I just know it!
There was one girl in my hostel that was known to be a bully!
She tried snatching my boyfriend but to her disappointment her plans failed and she thought she could beat me up.
When she attacked me with a broken bottle (luckily for me someone snatched the bottle off her hands) I reached for her hair and yanked 2 handsful out, leaving her with a large bald area on her scalp!!
LOL!
I've NEVER been the fighting type. I'm the type that thinks quick on her feet. I have a sharp tongue and can cut you down to nothing quick. Then I move around while everyone is like "ooohhhh, no she didn't". After a while people would try to provoke me just to hear me "ak a fool" and thought it funny. I wasn't trying to be a comedian and I had LOTS of wild hair to pull too. Thank goodness I came out ok from talking my way out of fights!
That's how I was, too! I could beat anybody talking, but man when it came time to lay hands... START RUNNING!
One cold cock punch dead in the center of someone's face will drop the average person like rock unless they are a scraper.
If that don't back em up, then I'm getting them off their feet on to the ground the quickest way I can and I proceed to kick the ish outta them because I hate breaking my nails.
I never scratch or pull hair but I have broken a few bones...
I better re-evaluate who my friends are on this board. I'm sort of afraid now not to be some of y'all's friends! LOL!
I'm going to start carrying Castor oil with me just in case I run into one of y'all!!! lol!!
Okay! And some onion soup! Ha!
I've never been in a fight, and I'm so taking notes!
Test it out, Kiya, and see if ANY of this works! LOL!