…so there I was, still bleary from working a long shift (having just applied my pre-poo oils and fitted my shower cap) attempting to catch a brief nap while the DCs prepared to be taken to school. My nap was abruptly interrupted by a clamor at the front door.
“ Who….in God’s creation is ringin’ da do’bell THIS early in da mornin’?!?”
(Oh, sorry. I fell out of character. *ahem*)
I opened to door swiftly so as to snare the ne’er-do-wells in the act. To my chagrin, what lay before my eyes but a wondrous gift addressed to me! I look up just in time to glimpse the fair knight who had brought such glad tidings mounting his trusty, white, 4-wheeled, metal steed. Our eyes met…
“ I love yooooooooou!” I shouted. He smiled and chuckled at the newly realized source of his secret admiration, seeming not at all put off by the plastic cap on my head or the sleep in my eyes.
……It was magical.
TRANSLATION:
My Brownie Batter Protein Powder arrived, Y’all! LOL!
OOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGG!It has been a Duncan Hines mess up in here for the past few days!
This stuff is yummy!
I may just have two a day.
P.S. How do you get the FEDEX man to lift a restraining order?
rolleyes: