The bottom line is really basic. For a growing number of people a wedding and marriage is less about the commitment being made or the celebration of said commitment. It’s about appearances. It’s about telling your supposed friend who's a little or a lot overweight that "I don't really care about your support of me and my decision to commit to this man/woman... the overall important fact is that you're too fat to participate. Lose some weight or get lost." And if said friend doesn’t hit the gym immedialty then THEY’RE the ones not being a supportive and/or nurturing friend!
But maybe things are just on a slide towards that mindset. Bridezillas used to be a rare joke and now they seem to be the norm. I wish someone would try to dictate my pregnancy/labor/delivery decisions based on a ONE DAY PARTY. I really wish they would. TRY to find a jury that would convict me.
If having a perfect bridal party is that important then maybe I need to start up a niche wedding business providing faux wedding parties. Along the lines of the couple I posted about earlier. Have models on hand with perfect hair, perfect makeup, and especially perfect bodies. Ready for hire at rates starting at maybe… $200 per hour?? They’d only need be present for the ceremony and photos immediatley after. Reception photos can be created during editing after the fact. And they’d show up on time, dressed as requested, no complaints about shoes, hair, makeup etc. They’d be guaranteed not to buldge, sweat, squint, frown, or trip. Botox injections will be included at cost so as to insure faces that photograph as at least interested. (Fake expressions of joy will – understandably - cost extra.) And truly emotionally supportive tasks like providing shoulders to lean and/or cry on will cost more extra.
And maybe I can charge fees on a scale. Simple pink satin? $200 per. Puce chiffon with hoopskirt, ruffles and rhinestones? $850 min - but the fake smiles are included. Referring back to the Botox clause.
But back to the pregnant bridesmaid issue. To me, telling a woman that her pregnant belly is not acceptable in your wedding speaks volumes at to how you view women in general and pregnant women specifically. As if it was 1734 and women were supposed to stay confined during their pregnancy. What year is this again? I really want to be shocked at what I’m reading but I’m not. As with anything in life, anything goes as long as things LOOK like they match your idea of “perfect”.
When it all comes down to it, everything before and behind the actual “I Do’s” is a party. That’s it. So telling a person – especially your supposed friend / family member - that they can’t participate because of their body type, gestation phase and/or medical condition is shallow and seriously unworthy of the level of commitment these folks are claiming that they’re ready to make. What’s next? Your skin is too wrinkled for an invite to my dinner party? And really heaven forefend a person’s spouse falling ill or just subcoming to simple life and age. Folks like this would probably lock a 60yr old up in the closet for daring to have laugh lines or crows feet!