Bull semen for hair

[Bunnyhaslonghair]

Oh lawdd^^ bull semen for birth control now??! Lol

The benefits never end.

 

[SharonMM]

Ok lol... Do you know how mad I get when my DH gets it in my hair, on accident?? So if he caught me rubbing bull sperm in my hair on purpose, that might be grounds for divorce. He'd be all Like what, my sperm ain't good enuf for you anymore, you gotta go pick up some farm animal off the street?!?

You know, I wonder if I could put some bull**** in a bottle and get people to buy it? Since most of the hair products on the market today already are bull****, I say hey, might as well capitalize! I'll make a commercial like hey, do u hate your hair? Have you tried everything but nothing works? Well! What you need is some bull****!....

 

[bajandoc86]

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[bajandoc86]

Ok lol... Do you know how mad I get when my DH gets it in my hair, on accident?? So if he caught me rubbing bull sperm in my hair on purpose, that might be grounds for divorce. He'd be all Like what, my sperm ain't good enuf for you anymore, you gotta go pick up some farm animal off the street?!?

You know, I wonder if I could put some bull**** in a bottle and get people to buy it? Since most of the hair products on the market today already are bull****, I say hey, might as well capitalize! I'll make a commercial like hey, do u hate your hair? Have you tried everything but nothing works? Well! What you need is some bull****!....

 

[tomnikids3]

This article may satisfy the curiosity of those that may have considered trying.

http://sarah-thescienceofbeauty.blogspot.com/2011/03/ingredient-in-focus-bull-semen-hair.html

 

[veesweets]

Ok lol... Do you know how mad I get when my DH gets it in my hair, on accident?? So if he caught me rubbing bull sperm in my hair on purpose, that might be grounds for divorce. He'd be all Like what, my sperm ain't good enuf for you anymore, you gotta go pick up some farm animal off the street?!?

You know, I wonder if I could put some bull**** in a bottle and get people to buy it? Since most of the hair products on the market today already are bull****, I say hey, might as well capitalize! I'll make a commercial like hey, do u hate your hair? Have you tried everything but nothing works? Well! What you need is some bull****!....

I needed this laugh today

 

[Seamonster]

How did I miss this?

It like that think Liz Lemon used to eat: Sabor de Soledad: ¡ahora con mas semen de toro!

Apparently it made her hair nice and healthy and stopped her period (she thought she was pregnant).

So now we are getting to it, folks will have 5 inches of hair and a little half cow, half human baby calf to boot.

Like this one
http://www.tagroom.com/half-human-half-animal-art-photo/half-humans-half-animal-2/

 

[BlackMarilyn]

i can't stop laughing at this thread title.

 

[Onhergrind09]

I had to stop reading this thread half-way through cause I was laughing so hard that I had tears running down my face

 

[HairPleezeGrow]

Wow I needed a great laugh and I got it! Thank you

 

[Okay]

 

[Dellas]

You know there gonna be people going a cheaper route !

 

[Dellas]

I will not be putting bull semen in my hair even if it would grow 5 inches a day.. Ewww

So of course I had to google bull semen. This is for the lurkers who will never admit they would like to give this a try

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5 inches ? IDK
I might try it

 

[grownwomanaz]

Chiiiiile, bull semen ain't for my hair and scalp lol but ya'll go head. That crap might give me more chin hairs. I wanna see the befores and afters though.

 

[grownwomanaz]

I had to stop reading this thread half-way through cause I was laughing so hard that I had tears running down my face

You are not alone my friend .