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Anybody JACKEDLAXED?

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or just raise your hand if you know anybody that is

:lol:

ok well this might not go nowhere cause aint nobody jackedlaxed around LHCF

But we got jackedlaxed and bonelaxed out of that other thread!

we gonna be using both in the future! :lachen:

Who is gonna change their siggys?
 
HAHA lemme guess.. when you've jacked up your relaxer... I WAS ONCE JACKEDLAXED!!!! :weird: (not sure if thats something to be proud of):blush:
 
I'm jacklaxed, I gotta do a corrective tommorrow and I am dreading the process. I tried this whole texlaxing thing and it is getting on my last nerve. Bonelaxed here I come.

ETA: Those terms are the best comedy I've read on here in a while!
 
if you bonelaxed ladies keep doing all that to your hair like you was talking about in the bonelaxed thread!

ya'll are gonna be jackedlaxed next! :lol:
 
it's been a long time since i was anythinglaxed, even a tad too long since i was bonedlaxed :look: but, um, thinking back, i was bonelaxed for a time and it stayed that way for a week or two after the bonelaxing after which point it slowly began to revert to jackedlaxed status.
 
I'm jacklaxed, I gotta do a corrective tommorrow and I am dreading the process. I tried this whole texlaxing thing and it is getting on my last nerve. Bonelaxed here I come.

ETA: Those terms are the best comedy I've read on here in a while!

aww I bet your not totally jackedlaxed probably like a 5 percenter or somethin!

from jackedlaxed to bonelaxed (not be confused with bonedlaxed) only happens here on LHCF

:lachen:
 
Sheeeeeeeeeeit! I used to get jacklaxed all of the time when I would remove braids and relax immediately.:blush: The result was a horrible bootleg texlax :lachen:. I'm suprised that I still managed to have hair after that.:drunk:
 
Sheeeeeeeeeeit! I used to get jacklaxed all of the time when I would remove braids and relax immediately.:blush: The result was a horrible bootleg texlax :lachen:. I'm suprised that I still managed to have hair after that.:drunk:

recovering jackedlaxer!

lol

I was always jackedlaxed! or whacklaxed!

oohh another one! :lachen:
 
it's been a long time since i was anythinglaxed, even a tad too long since i was bonedlaxed :look: but, um, thinking back, i was bonelaxed for a time and it stayed that way for a week or two after the bonelaxing after which point it slowly began to revert to jackedlaxed status.

Too funny!! :lachen::lachen: I think I held the same status when I was relaxed; my hair would stand up and laugh at that box perm (relaxer, whatever)! Even Affirm, the "good stuff", couldn't handle this cloth-towel-textured hair and eventually stopped working.
 
Relaxed, Textlaxed, Bonelaxed, jackedlaxed, whacklaxed, Natural, Napptural, jackedtural, whacktural,

and one more for heat syled hair and we are good to go!!
 
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it's been a long time since i was anythinglaxed, even a tad too long since i was bonedlaxed :look: but, um, thinking back, i was bonelaxed for a time and it stayed that way for a week or two after the bonelaxing after which point it slowly began to revert to jackedlaxed status.

Cedric the entertainer is about to be out of a job with this one! Chile you are crazy with that :lachen:
 
it's been a long time since i was anythinglaxed, even a tad too long since i was bonedlaxed :look: but, um, thinking back, i was bonelaxed for a time and it stayed that way for a week or two after the bonelaxing after which point it slowly began to revert to jackedlaxed status.
:ot: I love your hair!! You make me glad I am nuttinlaxed, I know what to expect from month to month (growth) and don't have to worry about nobody jackin my head up with them chemicoles. :grin:
 
we need some more for natural hair!

*thinking*

jackedtural and whacktural?

LOL Thats for those chicks who wanna talk bout you don't know the struggle, and therefore you're not natural because you put conditioner and other moisturizing things in your hair which in turn make it look softer. Not all linty and tough like theirs.... also, they probably BCed years ago but still have a twa..... without the clippers.

lol and for those chicks like sui topi who try to straighten their hair with a flat iron, and by the time they get done it just looks like they blow dried it. The only way you can tell it was flat ironed is because it feels silky :ohwell:.... Yes, I rocked my wacktural fro to my garden to get some green onions:grin:
 
LOL Thats for those chicks who wanna talk bout you don't know the struggle, and therefore you're not natural because you put conditioner and other moisturizing things in your hair which in turn make it look softer. Not all linty and tough like theirs.... also, they probably BCed years ago but still have a twa..... without the clippers.

lol and for those chicks like sui topi who try to straighten their hair with a flat iron, and by the time they get done it just looks like they blow dried it. The only way you can tell it was flat ironed is because it feels silky :ohwell:.... Yes, I rocked my wacktural fro to my garden to get some green onions:grin:

girl my hair is wacktural right now! :lachen:
 
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