*2007* Tell Your "stylist" to Kiss ya @**! (in this thread anyway)

[Je Ne Sais Quoi]

"S" you can kiss my @$$ for the following reasons:

Told me my bald spots were because of stress - BS!! It was because of the damn perms
I would tell you to trim, you would make a damn hairstyle
I would tell you the perms burning, you'd say "Leave it in Bre, your hair is so course it won't stick if you wash it out now"
You would spray Sea Breeze on my damn burning scalp
You charge too damn much for your "services"
You talk to damn much with the other heffas in their
You moved to many times. Geez, I'm supposed to keep on following you around?
You told me I NEEDED a perm every 6 weeks.


Anyone else want to get something off your chest in 07? I haven't been to my beautician since March of 05 but I've always wanted to tell her that.

 

[janiebaby]

Re: *2007* Tell Your "stylist" to Kiss ya @ss! (in this thread anyway)

When I ask you to trim a little bit and I show you how much with my fingers, I MEAN THAT MUCH, not what you think I need!!!

Can you please stop paying so much attention to the back naps when putting in my relaxer and start focusing on the middle and front more where people can actually see my roots!!!

Can you please stop combing my hair so dag on much when my hair is wet. And stop forcing the comb through tangles and start using your fingers to take it out. Thank You!

I think those are my main beefs....

 

[ravenmerlita]

Re: *2007* Tell Your "stylist" to Kiss ya @ss! (in this thread anyway)

-- Stop telling me I need a perm.
-- Don't ask me why I'm going to the white guy now at the salon now for my trims (because he never turned a trim into a cut!)
-- Don't tell me that you don't know why I'm getting roller sets and if I come back to you, you would flat iron it for me (remember when I went to you? I had no hair. I'll never-ever sit in your chair again!)

Thanks Bre~Bre. I like this thread.

 

[smitmarv]

Re: *2007* Tell Your "stylist" to Kiss ya @ss! (in this thread anyway)

I have only had one good hair stylist in my life but she still cost way too much!! I only went to her once and she did a good job and in that case I did want a style. I have asked others and they would only trim me, who would have ever thought that! However I know if I went to her all the time I would not like it because she used way too much heat and she put the relaxer all over my hair even though I told her that I only need a touch up. I now live in a different state so I don't have to even think about going to one.

I do have a couple of referrals but it will be a while before I spend that kind of money again and even so I will only go once or twice a year if they turn out to be any good. To many $$$$$$$$$!

 

[milotic13]

Re: *2007* Tell Your "stylist" to Kiss ya @ss! (in this thread anyway)

You ladies are so right. For years I went to my stylist and when my hair would break at the top of my hair and near my temples she would always say I was stressing. I sometimes was stressing and I could never tell.

 

[Je Ne Sais Quoi]

Re: *2007* Tell Your "stylist" to Kiss ya @ss! (in this thread anyway)

Then tell her to kiss ya @$$ in this thread

You ladies are so right. For years I went to my stylist and when my hair would break at the top of my hair and near my temples she would always say I was stressing. I sometimes was stressing and I could never tell.

 

[MzOptimistic]

Re: *2007* Tell Your "stylist" to Kiss ya @ss! (in this thread anyway)

"S" you can kiss my @$$ for the following reasons:

Told me my bald spots were because of stress - BS!! It was because of the damn perms
I would tell you to trim, you would make a damn hairstyle
I would tell you the perms burning, you'd say "Leave it in Bre, your hair is so course it won't stick if you wash it out now"
You would spray Sea Breeze on my damn burning scalp
You charge too damn much for your "services"
You talk to damn much with the other heffas in their
You moved to many times. Geez, I'm supposed to keep on following you around?
You told me I NEEDED a perm every 6 weeks.


Anyone else want to get something off your chest in 07? I haven't been to my beautician since March of 05 but I've always wanted to tell her that.

The title of the thread is too cute. I wish I could get something off my chest about my hair stylist if she's even my stylist anymore. Haven't been to her since joining this site...She was wonderful and believed in taking care of hair BUT at the time I wanted to save money and buy more hair products...but I'm going to say it anyway...Hair Stylists you can kiss my big black, shiny (sometimes) butt...all hair stylist except the LHCF stylists...gotta cover my tracks

 

[Demi27]

Re: *2007* Tell Your "stylist" to Kiss ya @ss! (in this thread anyway)

I haven't been to a salon in years, but this is what I should have said...
"Kiss my @ss for telling me to come to the shop at 8am b/c I would be the only one there and then when I arrive there are 3 other people who you also told to come in at 8am!!!" AND "Kiss my @ss for having me in the shop until 1pm because you got me under the dryer for 2 darn hours!" My hair was only an inch long at the time!

Then to the one before her...she can kiss my @ss for leaving that darn relaxer on too long and then burning my scalp up...and then having the nerve to spray cold @ss hair spray on it. Then I had burns in my scalp for weeks.

That's what I should have said. That's why I haven't been back to them!!!

Whew. Ok. I'm done now! LOL.

 

[milotic13]

Re: *2007* Tell Your "stylist" to Kiss ya @ss! (in this thread anyway)

LOl @ bre-bre I've already ready been there done that. We were friends for 12yrs but not anymore (long story), nothing to due with hair.
Anywho I've been thinking, now for many many years I always would go to the salon to get my hair done. Every two to three weeks. Sometimes I would take breaks and get braids but for the most part I would be @ the salon.
As I think back my hair would get the longest when I had braids or this one time when I cut all the relaxer out my hair and went natural to get eventually get twists.
Now when going to the salon my hair would most times eventually break and all my growth would go down the tube. So after I would get a new cut and start all over again. Since my hair grows quickly I was too mad and b/c I love get new cuts I put up with up.
Right now I've been going to a new salon for the past couple of months and once again i had to get a major cut, to cut off the breakage.
I'm about to say the hell with all stylists. Some of them really don't know what they're doing as far as haircare goes. They may know how give you a cute style but in the long run are they really helping us No!

 

[jasmin]

Re: *2007* Tell Your "stylist" to Kiss ya @ss! (in this thread anyway)

What stylist...

 

[shunta]

Re: *2007* Tell Your "stylist" to Kiss ya @ss! (in this thread anyway)

Ya'll are too funny!

I wanna say something so bad but everytime theres a thread about someone being mad at stylist, somebody decides they wanna drop in and give 1 star. WTF?

 

[rdm]

Re: *2007* Tell Your "stylist" to Kiss ya @ss! (in this thread anyway)

To the stylist who cared for my hair before this one:

Kiss my.....

1. For putting all that heat on my hair and making it to "crunchy" to comb. When I was finally able to comb it, the burned hair would just fall out.

 

[MzOptimistic]

Re: *2007* Tell Your "stylist" to Kiss ya @ss! (in this thread anyway)

Ya'll are too funny!

I wanna say something so bad but everytime theres a thread about someone being mad at stylist, somebody decides they wanna drop in and give 1 star. WTF?

Who cares about the 1 star bandits ...I covered my tracks...I'm not talking about the wonderful LHCF stylists of course...we're talking about the outsiders who sends you off let me exit the thread...I'm getting besides my self

 

[shunta]

Re: *2007* Tell Your "stylist" to Kiss ya @ss! (in this thread anyway)

Who cares about the 1 star bandits ...I covered my tracks...I'm not talking about the wonderful LHCF stylists of course...we're talking about the outsiders who sends you off let me exit the thread...I'm getting besides my self

You know what? Youre right...forget them dang 1 star bandits!!! They (the stylist, not the 1 star bandits) can kiss my booty for the following reasons:

1. "trimming" my hair all that time making me think it was gonna grow faster.

2. letting the relaxer sit on my head forever and a day making it bone straight. Dang, dont they know what overprocessing is? Geesh!


I really gotta learn how to self-relaxerplexed

 

[WomanlyCharm]

Re: *2007* Tell Your "stylist" to Kiss ya @ss! (in this thread anyway)

I would formally like to ask my former stylists (except the one I have now, I love her! ) to kiss my black *** for the following reasons:

Roughly using a rattail comb on my hair --then trying to hide all the hair you pulled out by nonchalantly throwing it on the floor behind the chair! I'm not blind, I see it!!!

Not basing my scalp before a perm...and then telling me I have a tender head because I burned so badly.
Gee, you think not rinsing when I asked might have also been a problem?!

Telling the other women in your shop that I don't have "good hair" like my mother. Screw you, I'm lucky to still have hair after paying your butt to ruin it for me!

Whew, I'm done.

 

[Bosslady1]

Re: *2007* Tell Your "stylist" to Kiss ya @ss! (in this thread anyway)

To my stylist:

You said you can cut my hair into a bob...instead you made me look like someone with short hair who is TRYING to make her hair look like a bob hair cut!!!!

You told me to perm my hair every 6 weeks otherwise it will break off!

You left the perm in too long and caused my hair to fall out in the back. ( a couple of years ago)<<<<I should have learned my lesson then!!

Thats to LHCF<<<<I have learned my lesson now!

NO MORE HAIR STYLISTS/HAIR DRESSERS/BEAUTICIANS!!!!

 

[Mortons]

Re: *2007* Tell Your "stylist" to Kiss ya @ss! (in this thread anyway)

I have a stylist I like now whom is helping me keep my hair care up but to those TERRIBLE ones before her....
You can kiss my patooty for...
1) Telling me that relaxers do not burn that badly when I was about to cry in that chair AND YOU HAVE NEVER HAD A RELAXER BEFORE
2) For having me in the beauty salon from 10am-7pm
3) When I asked you for a trim and you give me layers instead (I'm just recovering from that one)
4) For burning me everytime you pressed my hair
5) For rushing to do my weave so my natural hair matted under it, and I had to cut 4 inches
AND most of all...
6) For sitting me under the hooded dryer at first then overbooking so you blowdried my hair from then on.........then told another customer you would never do that to her hair because its too damaging

I wanted to whoop............. OOOOOO let me get out of this thread

 

[anherica]

Re: *2007* Tell Your "stylist" to Kiss ya @ss! (in this thread anyway)

My gripes:

Having a sister in the salon on Saturday from 6 AM until 3 PM, with about an hour of that time waiting for you to finish your chicken box. And another three under the dryer (my hair was DRY dagnabbit!) And the rest of the time sitting and waiting for my lil bit of time in the chair.

Lettng the relaxer marinate on my head until tears came to my eyes and for slapping it through the entire length because "girl you know you got that rough stuff".

Oh, and thanks for squirting Sea Breeze on my scalp after a touch up until I twitched. Felt like battery acid.

I'm just mad at myself for not knowing any better, and ponying up my money for the abuse on a regular.

 

[Victorian]

Re: *2007* Tell Your "stylist" to Kiss ya @ss! (in this thread anyway)

Yikes! Reading this thread made my scalp sore

 

[asubeauty]

Re: *2007* Tell Your "stylist" to Kiss ya @ss! (in this thread anyway)

I like the stylist I have now, so I'm talking about the past two that I have had.

Kiss my tiny little booty for:
-Combing the relaxer through my new growth to straighten it while you were scratching up my scalp. That touch up burned so bad I was about to cry.
-Brushing my wrap after scratching up my scalp during the touch up. OUCH!!
-Telling me to put Vaseline on my scalp if it still burns when I get home. WTH?
-Yanking a comb through my hair so I can hear the strands popping.
-Having your daughter as the shampoo girl, and she doesn't even wash your hair well, much less wash out a relaxer well.
-Using cheap products (I have CON at home, why would I come to the salon for you to use the same products I bought at Wal Mart?)
-Spraying a super heavy oil sheen that weighed my hair down and gave me pimples.
-Always wanting to flat iron my hair. (I never let her, though!)

As far as my stylist now, we just have to communicate. I tell her that my perm is burning even when it's not so she won't overprocess, and I had to tell her not to scratch my scalp when she washes. But other than that, we're good. The dryers are on a timer, so they turn off after no more than 45 minutes. And if I dry, I just get out from under the dryer. No prob.

 

[Allandra]

Re: *2007* Tell Your "stylist" to Kiss ya @ss! (in this thread anyway)

I have a great stylist, so no need in me telling her (or anyone else) such a thing.

 

[Iluvsmuhgrass]

Re: *2007* Tell Your "stylist" to Kiss ya @ss! (in this thread anyway)

I'd like to tell my ex-stylist (not current lol) to kiss my round, profound, dark chocolate brown..... for the following.

- Highlighting my hair with bleach.
- For highlighting it a golden blonde when I'm dark skindededed.
- Because inside of a month of you ravaging my hair, all of my highlights were gone but no thanks to you my hair was still thick and growing.
- For hating that my hair WAS longer than yours.... and overprocessing me deliberately you incompetent sow. Not only did you *** up my hair, you effed up my scalp. My texture and thickness hasn't been the same since.

But thanks to LHCF my hair and scalp are recovering nicely. I can't wait to find you, stare you down, and do the white chick toss in yo face.

 

[gimbap]

You would spray Sea Breeze on my damn burning scalp

The hell????? WHYY would she do that??

Me and her would be fighting

 

[Treasure2k6]

OOOOHHhhhwwwweeee!!! I've been waiting for the chance to tell my ex-stylist a thing of two!!:angeldevi

I don't have much back there to kiss, so I'll just say "TALK TO THE BOOTY, 'CUS THE HAND IS OFF DUTY! ":

1. Why would she sneak and put products like "Spritz" in different bottles thinking I would not know what she was puting in my hair!!! Made my hair stiff as a board with that crap and not to mentioned, dry & brittle!

2. Making me come in every 4-6 weeks for a touch up when I didn't need one!! I figured out that since stylist charge more for relaxers, they set the relaxer time clock around the same time Booth rent is due for them!!

3. Laughing at me when I came to her for help!! She actually, took my hair down and cracked up laughing at how damaged it was!!!....When she is the one who caused it. I was going every 2 weeks. This chick would tell me, "It must be somthingelse you are doing at home!!" OMG...

4.She told me that I needed to get hip and add some color. So...I did it, she put highlights in my already damaged hair. I had enough at that point and found LHCF. Not to mention she was always slicking my edges backwards with water and hairspray!!


.................I tell ya, the NERVE of some stylists!!

 

[Treasure2k6]

Hummm...."Sea Breeze??"....What Thaaa???

"S" you can kiss my @$$ for the following reasons:

Told me my bald spots were because of stress - BS!! It was because of the damn perms
I would tell you to trim, you would make a damn hairstyle
I would tell you the perms burning, you'd say "Leave it in Bre, your hair is so course it won't stick if you wash it out now"
You would spray Sea Breeze on my damn burning scalp
You charge too damn much for your "services"
You talk to damn much with the other heffas in their
You moved to many times. Geez, I'm supposed to keep on following you around?
You told me I NEEDED a perm every 6 weeks.


Anyone else want to get something off your chest in 07? I haven't been to my beautician since March of 05 but I've always wanted to tell her that.

 

[sexyaqr]

This is too funny:

I would tell them, stop telling me that I need a perm. I did not come here for that

"When I mentioned NO scissors on the phone and the moment that I walk in the door, I meant it" Don't ask me again an hour later, my mind will not change

" I do not want my hair flat-ironed and STOP asking me?"

" Please don't give me advice on how to take care of MY hair when yours is jacked up."

 

[honeybadgirl]

Shampoo girls- Would you stop RAKING thru my hair...i dont have a relaxer!!! all of them, doesnt matter which one, comb thru my hair as if it has no texture! you should comb gently from ends to roots, not aggressively from roots to end! all i can hear is my hair snapping!! its a turn off and no matter how many times i expressed that i do not like that, its in vain. i'm going to stop going all together. i already cut down my visits because of it.

 

[Shaniquah]

I know you don't understand English, but dang it, NO MORE GREASE!!!!! I didn't want any in the first place - especially since I had to go home and wash it....10 times in order to get the grease OUT!

(A different stylist) No, I don't want my ends bumped; and I certainly wouldn't want that spritz you have in your hand on my ends right before you BUMP THEM with that dang curling iron!!!!

A rollerset would have been nice BEFORE you blow-dried it!!!!

Thank goodness I can do my own hair now.

 

[bajanplums1]

"S" you can kiss my @$$ for the following reasons:

Told me my bald spots were because of stress - BS!! It was because of the damn perms
I would tell you to trim, you would make a damn hairstyle
I would tell you the perms burning, you'd say "Leave it in Bre, your hair is so course it won't stick if you wash it out now"
You would spray Sea Breeze on my damn burning scalp
You charge too damn much for your "services"
You talk to damn much with the other heffas in their
You moved to many times. Geez, I'm supposed to keep on following you around?
You told me I NEEDED a perm every 6 weeks.


Anyone else want to get something off your chest in 07? I haven't been to my beautician since March of 05 but I've always wanted to tell her that.

HILARIOUS
* STOP LAUGHING WHEN I SAY I'M STRETCHING MY RELAXER OUT
*STOP "DETANGLING" MY HAIR WITH A FINE TOOTH COMB WHEN ITS WET
* NO I DON'T WANT TO BLOW, JUST ROLLO

 

[Mizani_Mrs]

this thread is outrageously funny. I don't have anything to add...I just use my stylist for relaxers and he has a good method for applying them. So we ain't got no beef. Much love and many thanks to the LHCF stylists on this board..longhairluv, balisi, DSD and many others!!!!