IrisDaVirus
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GOOD NIGHT FOLKS! 




Well, I'm all for a smaller belly so I'm hanging in there.
But foolin' with you women, I got all excited and bought the fish, flax seed and borage oil capsules last night. Took my first one this morning...Mind you all I had was a bowl of grits to eat...
I'm with Trudy. None of ya'll told me my stomach was gonna rise up and revolt like some old negro slaves that done had it with Massa and nem! I went not once but TWICE! The second time I thought I had to pee. I didn't know whether I was peeing from the "front", "back" or both!I've never wished so badly we had showers at work. If so I would have gotten butt nakid rat then and there!
I don't think I'll be doing 2 for a while but if nothing else I'll be my colon is clean as a whistle. Those eruptions were so fierce, I just ate a bag of popcorn, some peanut butter crackers and yogurt for lunch.
Too scurred to eat real food!