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You know you're on a hair journey when.......

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claudzie

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....... you dream about the henna and indigo you will be ordering on ebay:lachen:


This is just a light hearted take on hair journeys, so please feel free to share :grin:

TIA
 
When you read reviews before you buy hair products.
When you plan out your wash days.
When you're on LHCF more than any other website.
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I'm having trouble with this one...when you start going on LHCF...again? I think this is my third or fourth go 'round coming to the board? LOL I'm trying to think: When are you not on a hair journey. I've been on one practically my whole life!
 
- When your storage space goes from having grease and pink lotion to deep conditioners, leave-in conditioners, oils, and butters.
- When you read ingredients before buying a product.
- When you go from being able to count the products in your stash on one hand to not being able to count them on two.
 
- When your storage space goes from having grease and pink lotion to deep conditioners, leave-in conditioners, oils, and butters.
- When you read ingredients before buying a product.
- When you go from being able to count the products in your stash on one hand to not being able to count them on two.

So according to this...I've been on a hair journey for about 26 years! I was like "pink lotion just doesn't' work!" Of course, I do have some...the sheer formula is the best (discontinued).
 
-When food products stop being used for food in your home, ex. Coconut oil, olive oil, coconut milk...
-When you realize you have a conditioner addiction
-When you start giving your friends, and family the side eye for their hair practices...even though you just stopped doing the same things...
-When you use all the abbreviations but you're not in the forum, and tell people you're almost full SL, and wouldn't have gotten there without weekly DC's, ACV Rinses, and using AVJ and EVOO as a Pre-Poo.
 
- When you're planning your haircuts according to the moon phases. :lachen:
- When you have a length check tee.
- When you're subscribing to hair care blogs.
- When you start using coochie cream on your scalp.
- When you're blabbing to your friends about everything related to hair since you're basically a guru just because you're on a hair journey.
- When you always try to somehow make every conversation related to hair.
- When you're happy someone noticed your hair grew 2 inches.
 
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When people scrolling through the pictures on your camera say, "why are there so many pics of your back?"

When people ask "Why do you have all these horse products? You got a stable out back or something?"

When you make plans around your hair schedule.

When, if your plans change, you still find a way to get your dc.

One time my friend wanted to go shopping. I wanted to go too, so I put my dc in, put on a shower cap, 2 black wig caps (so you couldn't see the shine from the plastic), and my wig and headed out. That was one of my best dc's!:lachen:
 
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when you see someone's hair and think 'she needs an intense deep conditioning followed by a trim' :)

when you give someone the side-eye because they say 'well black hair doesn't grow long anyway' :look:
 
- when you own enough products and professional styling tools to have your own beauty salon.

- when you have to set aside 4 hours just to shampoo & DC

- when no one ever sees your hair anymore because you wear protective styles daily

- when your family make fun and mimic your hair science/product knowledge

- when you're tired as crap but don't go to bed because it's wash day

- when extra money becomes an opportunity to shop for haircare products

- when you suddenly become a health freak only because you want long hair
 
When you make lists of products to try so you can record the results..

When you constantly take pics of your hair after each wash session...

Sent from my 4G Thunderbolt using LHCF app
 
When you can't put the camera down lol

When you are always buying products to try

When you can't keep your hands out of your hair

When you are always giving hair advice
 
You know you're on a hair journey when...... you take moisturizer with you to the park just in case your hair gets dry :look:
 
When you start viewing your once favorite hairstylist as the enemy instead of your personal savior.
When you start trying to preach to your friends and family about the vices of their daily hair routines.
When you start spending large amounts of time scanning the labels of hair products in search of scary words like mineral oil, parabens, and sulfates. (and less time basing your puchase decision on how nice the product smells.)
When you find yourself purchasing high quality oils for your hair and lesser quality for cooking.
 
QueenAmaka Your new siggy is hair porn-o-graphic!! :lol:

-You know you're on a hair journey when you wear your hair down, and you're worried about damaging your ends.

-When you get genuinely upset when someone accuses you of having a weave, wig, or extensions when you're wearing your own hair out.

-When the haters start hating.

-When you check your nails for snags and rough edges before giving yourself a scalp massage or before styling your hair.

-When you buy and use ayurvedic powders, but don't know how to pronounce their names.

-When you wonder about other people's hair regimens, ie Valincia from Chicagolicious

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When you read reviews before you buy hair products.
When you plan out your wash days.
When you're on LHCF more than any other website.
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QueenAmaka Your new siggy is hair porn-o-graphic!! :lol:

-You know you're on a hair journey when you wear your hair down, and you're worried about damaging your ends.

-When you get genuinely upset when someone accuses you of having a weave, wig, or extensions when you're wearing your own hair out.

-When the haters start hating.

-When you check your nails for snags and rough edges before giving yourself a scalp massage or before styling your hair.

-When you buy and use ayurvedic powders, but don't know how to pronounce their names.

-When you wonder about other people's hair regimens, ie Valincia from Chicagolicious

valincia.jpg

Guilty of dang near everything yall mention but the bolded were just so funny to me LOL.

You know your on a hair journey when you CAN RELATE to all this craziness LOL

When your taking vitamins and drinking lots of water NOT for your health but for your HAIR :look:
 
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When you go way past the time limit on a product's directions for DCing
When you keep a hair tie because you know as soon as you feel your hair snag on your shirt you're gonna put your hair in a bun no matter how cute you were.
 
...when people start to ask you on your FB profile picture if that is your real hair...

...when people start a debate with you on your FB profile picture about how you are lying about your hair being real...

...when your grocery list includes honey, extra virgin olive oil, aloe vera juice, plain greek yogurt and your husband knows not to use it for food...

...when you start to get random phone calls from friends asking you what products to buy...

 
...when people start to ask you on your FB profile picture if that is your real hair...

...when people start a debate with you on your FB profile picture about how you are lying about your hair being real...

...when your grocery list includes honey, extra virgin olive oil, aloe vera juice, plain greek yogurt and your husband knows not to use it for food...

...when you start to get random phone calls from friends asking you what products to buy...
This - except in my case it's cousins, lol

-when you start prefacing your advice with "now keep in my mind, what works for me may not work for you." People swear I'm the hair guru and I will tell them in hearbeat, I know a little bit about a little bit.
 
when cutting your hair doesn't make a difference to you because you know there is healthier hair waiting on the other side....

*at least that's what I have to tell myself while I'm getting my haircut this week* :cry:
 
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When no one wants to talk about hair with you anymore.

When people randomly start asking you about what you said a year ago before you started annoying everyone by constantly talking about hair.
 
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Arian[/USER];16411883]when cutting your hair doesn't make a difference to you because you know there is healthier hair waiting on the other side....

*at least that's what I have to tell myself while I'm getting my haircut this week* :cry:

Don't cry. Healthier hair is waiting for you. I'm a little jealous though. I have to wait until August for my cut. It's going to be fine. :yep:
 
Don't cry. Healthier hair is waiting for you. I'm a little jealous though. I have to wait until August for my cut. It's going to be fine. :yep:

faithVA, I was going to wait until August. But I can't. I'm ready to let the remainder of these bad ends go. My hair feels atrocious and I know it's because of the color/bleach because my new growth is much softer and better equipped to hold on to moisture.
 
:lachen::lachen: So much good stuff. Thanks OP. Thanks ladies.

NappyNelle, I thought I was the only one who cut worried about my fingernails b4 doing my hair. I actually just cut them off. Good to know I'm not alone.
 
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