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HighAspirations

HighAspirations

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Lets face it, one day life as we know it will come to an end. In this year? Perhaps...Maybe a thousand years. So, lets have a little fun. If the world "ended" tomorrow would you be able to keep up your regimen, or are you so high maintenance that you would have to buzz it off!
*This is just a joke Participate if your board. Who knows. You might realize you need to simplize your regimen*
I personally think I would suffer. I'm still trying to find products that work for me and I'm a recoverig PJ so....HOW WOULD I GET MY FIX! and I order from a lot of online vendors. Ahh the thought is horrifying! Your turn!. How sturdy is your routine?
 
Well id finally be pushed into the water only Reggie...

I'm mostly water and oils so I think I could make it, my only problem would be cleansing...hmmm maybe I should look into other healthy ways to cleanse my hair.

Cute post :-)
 
I've thought about this before actually :look:. I am transitioning right now, so at least I won't have to fight other survivors for the last tubs of relaxer :). I'm still figuring out my regimen, but how will I DC? I might wrap foil or something around my hair and bake in the sun.

I would be relying on PSing a lot more!

Cute thread, OP!
 
XD funny thread! I would definitely have to say that I would be okay. I've already made my hair care and styling as simple as possible, without dependency on products. The ingredients I use in my hair care are focused around water, oils, and honey. Except for olive, I have to get my oils from online, so if times are pressed, I would have to find an alternative for those.
 
Oh I would be a goner for sure! I am SO not a "Off The Grid" girl...nope, not me! I would have to start a commune in Bloomingdales, after having taken Chaz Dean hostage so he could continue to make Wen for me.

Anyone want to come join my Fabulous tribe? Our Tribal Lands will be situated in Manhattan, between Park & Lex.
 
MrsJaiDiva said:
Oh I would be a goner for sure! I am SO not a "Off The Grid" girl...nope, not me! I would have to start a commune in Bloomingdales, after having taken Chaz Dean hostage so he could continue to make Wen for me.

Anyone want to come join my Fabulous tribe? Our Tribal Lands will be situated in Manhattan, between Park & Lex.
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Shoot I'm a pj lol I'm in!
 
As simple my regimen is I can't live with out my products. Unless water only works I'm not in a good position, always us to wonder what black women on that show survivor did for their hair.
 
Funny! I've thought about this exam same topic as well. I'd be totally doomed. I'd have to go natural(not that there's anything wrong with that) or bargain some food for a relaxer and a trim. I feel like a lot of people would just rock braids and locs and those type of low maintenance styles. I guess we'd have to wash our hair with just water , moisturize with water, and use oils
 
i'd definitely be okay. all i need is some pliable metal or plastic so i can shape it into the shape of a yarn needle. then i'd be able to interlock my roots whenever i feel like it. i'll use water and oil to moisturize and i'll be just fine.
 
I would wear some natty locs. No time to worry about hair when we're dealing with zombies. I've only planned for zombies so there better be some zombies!
 
I would free form it and make it look cute with a scarf or something. I wouldn't have time to do hair when trying to survive.
 
Imagine the worst looking hair you've ever seen. You got it? Now think of that X 10 and that's what my hair would look like.
 
Lol, I'd be fine, I'd scavenge what I could to use for hair care, and I would just water-rinse, finger detangle, and band my hair to keep it stretched. No problem :-)

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Humm,
In survival mode, I am rationing all of my oils for food. Non edible oils will be used for medicine. So I would drastically change my reggie. Ration fresh water. Put any hair that was strong enough to survive the nuclear fall out in two cornrows;cover myself in a birka to protect my skin and eyes from the sun. Finally, I will find the tribe in Manhattan, off Park Ave. so we can fight the zombies together. :lachen:
 
Seamonster said:
Humm,
In survival mode, I am rationing all of my oils for food. Non edible oils will be used for medicine. So I would drastically change my reggie. Ration fresh water. Put any hair that was strong enough to survive the nuclear fall out in two cornrows;cover myself in a birka to protect my skin and eyes from the sun. Finally, I will find the tribe in Manhattan, off Park Ave. so we can fight the zombies together. :lachen:
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Wow, @ the visual...:lachen:
 
manter26 said:
You can't go bald. Everyone pairs off. You need to find an end of times SO to survive the infection with you.

Well you can be bald but I wouldn't recommend it. I guess Naomi Harris found Cillian Murphy with her crazy hairdo.
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Lol. I think I've been watching too much The Walking Dead. I'd be afraid they would grab me by the hair and...and...it's too painful for me to continue
 
You are crazy... but yeah I wondered about this too...especially watching the Walking Dead with the black lady in season 1. I'd like to think my hair would be the least of my concerns, but it would be a hard adjustment.

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I'd be bald headed out of frustration.

Moving to India for a year was a hair set back, I can only imagine the end of the world!

I'd shave it off, knit a hat, take my dogs and go hunting for food and fresh water lmao

And while my head would be bald I bet my leg hair would magicly grow like weeds!!!!

I'd be one hair legged, Amber Rose headed, hunting with mutts, woman!!!
 
In case of the apocalypse I have a shopping list. After I procure weapons, ammo, and a military vehicle. I will get medicine, food, castor oil, essential oils, makeup and braiding hair. Extensions can be reused and have multiple uses.

I will live in a remote location. When I have to go to a populated area to trade I will be extra fly and carry multiple weapons. Beauty is a currency.
 
Yall are some hypothetical brave women. I'm quite sure I'll be too busy running and screaming like a :censored: to even think about my appearance. I'd be soo bald with little patches like fire marshall bill trying to get in where a I fit in.
 
This thread :lachen:

I'd be okay if I could loot some olive oil :look::lol: While I'm at it I might hit up some salons for some condish or ORS DC.
 
At least I was able to grow my hair long enough to be able to put in two braids because that's probably the way my hair is going to look during an apocalypse. Screw oil and conditioner and shampoo. I need all the extra space for ammo and food. My hair is going to have to learn how to be one with the earth. I'll learn to be happy when it rains because that's when my hair will get washed because all drinking water is going to have to be spared. I probably won't care about finger detangling either because it will be a good way to pass time in between killing off hoards of zombies.

And the funny thing is, is the fact that my hair would probably grow like weeds. KISS is always the best and that's as simple as it gets.
 
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