Who Says Guys Don't Have Their Own List

[ElegantPearl17]

This fool said you have to groom in front of him.. WTH? he has a fantasy about toe nail clippings. Yeah.. he is certifiable.

 

[JFK]

(violation of this rule results in immediate removal of Tropic Motor Motel room privileges and maybe even return ride).

Translation: Play wit' me and you gon' be walking home bih

 

[MizzBFly]

Stomach hurting laughter to all of this...

 

[intellectualuva]

http://www.someecards.com/life/holidays/craigslist-ad-coachella-creepy/


This is a once in a lifetime opportunity and as mentioned, an all expenses paid trip. If you think you’re the one, let me know and we can have a great time together. My name is Gordon and I am 56 years old from West Covina.

I got here to the bolded and immediately thought of Underworld...Vampires and Lychens. I dont know. I'm going to have to rewatch the first one. I think something to do with the family last names. Lol

As for his request....i hope he doesn't get his wish. It sounds like all the things that happen before youre thrown in the pit and hosed for not lotioning.

 

[BEAUTYU2U]

Well to be fair, he's bringing beef jerky and peanut butter sandwiches. Gordon's a big spender.

Chile, I posted this article on FB and my coworker asked me if I was going to Coachella in passing and to remember the "free peanut butter sandwiches!"

He's so petty.

 

[brownb83]

I wanna know what he's leaving out that she will have to do. Because with allll these demands I feel like he will create more on a whim.

Like must be willing to have sex wearing Bear costumes lol

 

[tilati]

Weirdoooo

 

[kupenda]

He sounds like the type to add increasingly more ridiculous demands as the trip progresses. Soon you'll have to let him spoon you at night with his micropeen massaging your tailbone or he'll ration out your beef jerky and spit in your sandwich

 

[hot_pepper96]

This is ridiculous on so many levels! This has to be a joke!

 

[30something]

no wonder he is divorce