Things they DONT tell you about having long hair...

This is probably TMI and my hair isn't that long.

Somehow my dog got some of my hair in his tummy.

So then the hair was in his poop.

One long hair came out with his poop... but didn't come all the way out... so the poop was swinging in a trail behind him hanging from him on my hair. Bothered the dickens out of him till I could get a hold of him and break that hair. :look:

I know, I know... Y'all never want me to participate in your sweet little threads again.
 
LadyRaider said:
This is probably TMI and my hair isn't that long.

Somehow my dog got some of my hair in his tummy.

So then the hair was in his poop.

One long hair came out with his poop... but didn't come all the way out... so the poop was swinging in a trail behind him hanging from him on my hair. Bothered the dickens out of him till I could get a hold of him and break that hair. :look:

I know, I know... Y'all never want me to participate in your sweet little threads again.
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My reaction: :blush:

:lachen:
 
I'll add one.

You definitely find out who your real friends are when u have long hair. :yep:

Chicks can get Mega Jealous. :nono:

And ur also a prized posession of the family when ur hair is long. When I big chopped a few members of the extended fam changed up on me and started lookin at me sideways. :ohwell:

Their loss. :fridge:
 
This is my only real contribution. People will walk up to you and say "Ooooh! You've got some lonnnnng hair!" And that's it. What do you say??? It's not like they're saying you have beautiful/pretty/nice hair so you can say "Thank you." It's just, stating the obvious, and looking at you to say something back. Standard response (which I'm sure many people have given): Oh, but it's soooo much work/such a hassle! (whether that's true or not).
 
LadyRaider said:
This is probably TMI and my hair isn't that long.

Somehow my dog got some of my hair in his tummy.

So then the hair was in his poop.

One long hair came out with his poop... but didn't come all the way out... so the poop was swinging in a trail behind him hanging from him on my hair. Bothered the dickens out of him till I could get a hold of him and break that hair. :look:

I know, I know... Y'all never want me to participate in your sweet little threads again.
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:lachen: Yeah, they definitely don't tell you that one!
 
This is soooo cute! I love it!:blush: My SO doesn't want anyone looking at my hair down but him. Even when my hair isn't down, if he is around and another man comes around to talk to him, he is always blocking the view so that man is only talking to him and not looking at me...:lol: He thinks I don't notice it but I do...

Long hair tip # 18... when your hair starts to get really long, going to the bathroom is a little problem. Tip... wrap your hair around your neck!:lol:
 
halee_J said:
I love this thread! @NaturalBeauty<3 you hair is beautiful! I can see why all those folks were fussing over you :yep:
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growinghealthyhair said:
Lol. You are so hilarious. I love your threads.
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Aww thank you @halee_J & @growinghealthyhair ! :bighug:

Candy828 said:
This is soooo cute! I love it!:blush: My SO doesn't want anyone looking at my hair down but him. Even when my hair isn't down, if he is around and another man comes around to talk to him, he is always blocking the view so that man is only talking to him and not looking at me...:lol: He thinks I don't notice it but I do...

Long hair tip # 18... when your hair starts to get really long, going to the bathroom is a little problem. Tip... wrap your hair around your neck!:lol:
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Candy828 LOL i thought my crazy S/O was the only one that did that!!!
:lachen::lachen::lachen:
 
Things they don't tell you about long hair..............that it clogs the drains in the showers and you have to call the landlord to get it unscrewed and be unclogged for them to pull out a clump of your hair!! Invest in some drain strainers or whatever they're called.

You'll also need a larger hot water tank cause if anybody has taken a shower before you there will not be enough hot water to wash your hair and you will get a shock when the water suddenly gets ice cold.
 
They don't tell you that whenever someone asks what you do to your hair, the response will always seem anti-climatic (Uh...I take care of it?). Especially when you know someone is looking for one miracle product...
 
Lol at all the posts. My hair is not long.....yet, but my two year old DD has HL hair. We were visiting a friend and my DDs hair happened to be down that day. My friend gave my DD and her kids some clementines to eat, while we were making lunch. I turned around to see my daughter trying to say something, but not quite getting the words out, while gesturing at her mouth. It took me a few seconds to see that 1 hair had wrapped itself around a Clementine segment and she was chocking on it! The most bizarre thing was that I pulled on the hair, expecting it to snap, but no, i was able to pull the clementine segment out of her throat and unwrap her hair from around it. I was so scared at the time, but the strength in that strand of hair was wow!

So, your hair can wrap itself around your food and be a chocking hazard.
 
ajoke said:
Lol at all the posts. My hair is not long.....yet, but my two year old DD has HL hair. We were visiting a friend and my DDs hair happened to be down that day. My friend gave my DD and her kids some clementines to eat, while we were making lunch. I turned around to see my daughter trying to say something, but not quite getting the words out, while gesturing at her mouth. It took me a few seconds to see that 1 hair had wrapped itself around a Clementine segment and she was chocking on it! The most bizarre thing was that I pulled on the hair, expecting it to snap, but no, i was able to pull the clementine segment out of her throat and unwrap her hair from around it. I was so scared at the time, but the strength in that strand of hair was wow!

So, your hair can wrap itself around your food and be a chocking hazard.
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Lordy!!!! That's just SCARY!!! I'm glad your daughter is ok!!!
 
That was a funny story............ I have one, little old ladies at church will pull your hair to see if it is real. When you say ouch then they know it is real and move on to the next victim.
 
All I have to add (as my hair isn't nearly as long as y'alls!:grin:)

*When people are talking/listening to you in a conversation, they'll STARE at your hair...I'm thinking, "Hello? What happened to eye contact?!" when ppl stare, it makes me sooo self concious! :nono:
 
You will automatically become mixed when your hair gets to a certain point.

Also, your grandmother will want you to wear your hair down every big family event to show you off to her church bitty friends.
 
:) "they" don't tell you that when your hair is long and "i whip my hair" comes on the radio/ i tunes, you HAVE to whip it. your hair WILL whip it for you.

Afro, straight, whatever. expect some whippage.
 
NaturalBeauty<3 said:
You will automatically become mixed when your hair gets to a certain point.

Also, your grandmother will want you to wear your hair down every big family event to show you off to her church bitty friends.
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So true!!:rolleyes:
An older woman at church got so exasperated with me because I was bunned up!:lachen: She was like<in a high pitched, crackly voice>, "No! Wear that pretty hair DOWN! You're young sweetie, you can wear it up when you get old!"

:perplexed
 
People will assume you are cocky & stuck up (your besties will reveal they couldn't stand u when they first meet you not out of your own doing but because of your hair)
 
Tip Alert...

OMG!:blush: I have one more to add from today's events. This can happen with your hair down or in a ponytail like me... Be careful when you turn to walk away from someone, especially in the work place. You end up slapping people around! Even though some people need it!:lachen:Thank goodness when I walked away it wasn't because I was angry.:look:
 
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