Then and Now hairstyles needing Hair Police

[sterry]

Hey Ladies,

I was reading another post that mentioned Ladies that wore their hair 6 feet tall, Fried Colored Rings, and Mulitcolored Basket Styles.

It made me think that they needed the Hair Police.

My hair is not always in the best of style....and I mean no offense.(Please don't be upset) But sometimes ladies you need a ticket.
So Im giving one to all the ladies who pull their daughters 2 inch hair up in a ponytail and kept it in place with Vaseline.
Any police out there?

 

[PrettyBrownEyes]

How about the fuzzy cornrows. I mean please when you can barely see the braids underneath all the fuzz sticking out it's time to take them down!

 

[jainygirl]

i'm giving a ticket for the girls i went to high school with who were wearing scrunchies but had no hair

I just want to tell them "if you have to bobby pin it to your head, then a scrunchie ISN'T for you"

 

[sterry]

Some of those fuzzy cornrows had lint in them too.

Sorry, will the Lord forgive me.

 

[sterry]

I will also like to ticket the little old ladies (Bless their Hearts) Mom I mean no harm!

With the pink hair sprayed so hard and stiff..... Makes a bird want to lay her eggs in it.

 

[leejure]

I want to give a ticket to the women with "baby hair" slicked around their hair line and greased down so hard against their face that you could peel it off!

-lee

 

[LuLu]

 

[inthepink]

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leejure said:
I want to give a ticket to the women with "baby hair" slicked around their hair line and greased down so hard against their face that you could peel it off!

-lee

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[Chichi]

I want to give four tickets out to the women who wear four hairstyles at once (one for each hairstyle

).

Braidout, pincurls, microbraids, and updo on one head?!?

I don't think so.

I want to say, "pick a hairstyle."

Chichi

 

[godzooki]

hehe!!

 

[OnceUponAtime]

I would have to ticket the grown women that don't match their phonytails with the texture and color of their own hair.

In the words of a character on my favorite t.v. comedy Reno 911..."Girl, you got Africa in the front and China in the back and those two continents don't meet".

 

[happylocks]

u guys r funny I am laughing soo hard , those cornrows :d , I give a ticket to the mothers, that still perm their child's hair knowing good and well that it is falling out, then go up and try to put extension

in them and have the poor child walking around with bald spots,

 

[happylocks]

Ticket : 4 Those girls that wear the weave that is all matted up and tangled, even the horse would not be seen with that on, Not trying to hate but plz run a comb through it

 

[sassygirl125]

I'd give a ticket to anyone sporting a hair color not found in nature and to people with haircuts that didn't compliment their face and body. A great, big, fat woman with a little Halle 'do is just WRONG! They look like Beetlejuice!

And mandatory jail sentences for the parents of any child under the age of 16 who wears any kind of false hair.

 

[AFashionSlave]

A ticket needs to be given to anyone who still wears Max's braided hair style from Living Single. You guys know the one I'm talking about.

 

[Destanee]

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jainygirl said:
i'm giving a ticket for the girls i went to high school with who were wearing scrunchies but had no hair

I just want to tell them "if you have to bobby pin it to your head, then a scrunchie ISN'T for you"

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[Toni]

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jainygirl said:
i'm giving a ticket for the girls i went to high school with who were wearing scrunchies but had no hair

I just want to tell them "if you have to bobby pin it to your head, then a scrunchie ISN'T for

you"

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I remember those days...unfornately I was one of them. Ohhhh...but I am so much better now...I promise. I have a srunchie in right now with NO bobby pin.

 

[Babygurl]

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leejure said:
I want to give a ticket to the women with "baby hair" slicked around their hair line and greased down so hard against their face that you could peel it off!

-lee

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Amen!

 

[diamondlady]

I don't want to be a hater but I can give tickets all over the place.

A ticket for the women with weaves and tracks are showing everywhere.

Five tickets for the mothers of the little girls with beads all the way to their scalps. (How do those little girls sleep with those hard things all over their heads??)

40 tickets for the mother of the little girl at church with 20 twigs on her head and 40 bows. (2 for each twig).

A ticket for all the ladies with the "play- doe" hair. (You know the kind, it looks like it was made with a mold, and 40lbs of gel).

And last but not least, throw the book at the mother of the little girl (about 3 years old) at the beauty shop with a jacked-up weave with tracks clearly visible because of the many bald spots, and she was getting her hair done & not the little girl's. She walked out of the salon looking good and the little girl's hair was still jacked.

 

[sexycaramel03]

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leejure said:
I want to give a ticket to the women with "baby hair" slicked around their hair line and greased down so hard against their face that you could peel it off!

-lee

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[Aerie17]

I was in a shopping center and about to pull away in my car. I turned my head and saw a sister with platinum hair (weave) with black roots. Sistah-girl had on a mini-dress and had to weigh in close to 250 pounds. She was teetering in high-heel sandals--in November. Yes, this is Florida...North Florida. Her escort was even scarier. I re-parked my car and got out to go into the store to get a gooood look. Had to make sure I saw what I saw..

 

[Aerie17]

Oh, okay...I repent.