Spinny: What's the biggest lie you've ever told a man?

^^^you pulled the AIDS card? :lachen:

ok so here are my lies

"i don't understand/speak english"
"i love you too"
"my name is sarah"
"i never cheated on you"
"yeah i came"
"yeah i saved your number, expect my call tonight"
"i'm a lesbian"
"sorry i can't talk to you i have a very jealous boyfriend, i can't even have guy friends"
 
"I'm a lesbian... "

Some men are impossible to get rid of if you don't have another lover lined up. :nono:
And they would get violent if it was another man, so it seemed better to say that it was another woman. :rofl:
 
-Its your P****
-You're the best
-I can feel it in my stomach
- Im married, im getting my ring sized
-yes, its big enough for me
-i havent done this before
- im on my period/ getting ready to start
- of course i came
 
Sorry I already have a boyfriend.

Baby I was drunk

I like nice guys

And of course when the subject of weight comes up, I always say I am 10-15lbs lighter than I actually am.
 
I've never done that before :look:
I'm going to call you :look:
I'm gonna tatoo your name on my butt :look:
I pretended that I was mute (and then got busted because I wound up talking) LOL
My name is....
I'll see you tonight LOL
My number is....
 
No I don't like him like that....that's my PLAY BROTHER. :giggle:

I've never done that before. You were my first.

If we weren't friends then, yes I could be with you. *Truth is I find nothing attractive about you looks wise*

Yeah your hitting that spot *truth are you even in there* lol
 
I love you....

It's so big....

You are the best...

I've only slept with one other person....

Uh aahhhhh ohhhh (convulses) OMG !

I'm gay...

I think about you all the time...

My phone was dead / broke

I have a yeast infection...(Some men will try you if you say period..gross I know!)
 
Him:Can I have your number?
Me ::nono: My mom says no! I cant talk to boys :nono:
Him: Your mom? How old are you?
Me: I'm only 12
Him: (quickly backing away) I'm sorry! So Sorry! Sorry to offend you! sorry..

(I must have been at least 20 at the time)
 
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