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This is mine and Sassy's new miracle product just hitting the market, get yours today!
The Sho-Nuff Doo Gro Story In Sassy's own words:
The Sho Nuff Doo Gro Story—
I discovered the powers of hydroxycelluloseamoniumoxide when I was
working on a farm as a condition of my parole. What I was convicted of
is not important. Just know that those people are all LIARS and that
my product did not cause their subsequent blindness!
Iris was a fellow inmate and Rio victim. She had suffered severe
damage to her hair follicles and was completely bald for seven years.
Shiny bald. No hair, okay? We got into a fight and I threw the horse
product all over her. Weeks later her hair started growing back!
Within six months her hair was waist length! (On the infomercial,
Iris will start crying with joy at this point)
I consulted a chemist to create a product that is completely safe for
humans and now I'm in business!
Simply massage it into your scalp every night. It's that simple! If
your family, friends, and co-workers complain about the smell don't
pay any attention to them. The haters will be begging to know what
you're using when they see the results!
FDA approval pending. Wear gloves when applying. Do not use around pet
fish or birds. Results may vary. If you ever stop using the product
your hair will return to its original condition. NO REFUNDS.
Disclaimer:Hyroxyquinonemoniumoxide is very expensive to make. The buyer is
getting a DEAL at these prices! In addition to rapid hair growth, it
is also proven to cure diaper rash, athlete's foot and walleye. Don't
ask to see documents of these studies, though...
we take cash orders only (we dont have paypal yet) please PM for PO Box orders. Thank you........enjoy!
*serious face*
The Sho-Nuff Doo Gro Story In Sassy's own words:
The Sho Nuff Doo Gro Story—
I discovered the powers of hydroxycelluloseamoniumoxide when I was
working on a farm as a condition of my parole. What I was convicted of
is not important. Just know that those people are all LIARS and that
my product did not cause their subsequent blindness!
Iris was a fellow inmate and Rio victim. She had suffered severe
damage to her hair follicles and was completely bald for seven years.
Shiny bald. No hair, okay? We got into a fight and I threw the horse
product all over her. Weeks later her hair started growing back!
Within six months her hair was waist length! (On the infomercial,
Iris will start crying with joy at this point)
I consulted a chemist to create a product that is completely safe for
humans and now I'm in business!
Simply massage it into your scalp every night. It's that simple! If
your family, friends, and co-workers complain about the smell don't
pay any attention to them. The haters will be begging to know what
you're using when they see the results!
FDA approval pending. Wear gloves when applying. Do not use around pet
fish or birds. Results may vary. If you ever stop using the product
your hair will return to its original condition. NO REFUNDS.
Disclaimer:Hyroxyquinonemoniumoxide is very expensive to make. The buyer is
getting a DEAL at these prices! In addition to rapid hair growth, it
is also proven to cure diaper rash, athlete's foot and walleye. Don't
ask to see documents of these studies, though...
we take cash orders only (we dont have paypal yet) please PM for PO Box orders. Thank you........enjoy!
*serious face*
Now watch somebody try to do some research on it.
Do I get a discount cause you know me and you go waaay back 
erplexed
