Shea Growth And Retention Regimen 2018

Has Shea Butter 'got you'?

  • Let me look over my investment portfolio and see if I have room for shea related stocks.

    Votes: 21 12.8%

  • I've got 8 pounds in the house, I need to order me some more because I don't want to run out.

    Votes: 29 17.7%

  • 1 Day without sealing my ends is just unthinkable.

    Votes: 12 7.3%

  • It works for me for now.

    Votes: 45 27.4%

  • Nah, I can take it or leave it.

    Votes: 12 7.3%

  • Meh, I'm here for the posts.

    Votes: 28 17.1%

  • That stuff just weighs down my hair. No thanks!

    Votes: 17 10.4%
  • Total voters
    164
So I finally made another ayurvedic oil infusion which I added to my shea butter mix. After whipping it all up it produced just over a pound of shea butter mix. This will last me until May, I think :look:

Eta, the shea butter I used is yellow from Ivory Coast, very soft and crumbly, whipped up very smooth.
 
beauti said:
So I finally made another ayurvedic oil infusion which I added to my shea butter mix. After whipping it all up it produced just over a pound of shea butter mix. This will last me until May, I think :look:

Eta, the shea butter I used is yellow from Ivory Coast, very soft and crumbly, whipped up very smooth.
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You'll be thirstily waiting for that next shipment of Shea by... March. If anybody walks near your house, you'll run them down, hoping it's UPS or mail related, bringing you your 7 pound Shea order. Girl, now you know the mail ain't delivered at 2:30 am in the morning!
Then you realize...it's just your mind playing tricks on you, instigated by Shea butter.
Shea butter got you, @beauti . Who's next?

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caribeandiva said:
Watching this video was a :badidea: now I feel thirsty as hell :pant:. I need a Shea boo!! :cry4:
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DanceOnTheSkylines said:
You mean a shea BAE
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(2) Official LHCF Dictionary Entries for February 6th, 2018:

Shea boo
/ʃiː,ˈʃiːə/ /buː/
noun
noun: Shea boo; plural noun: Shea boos
  1. a sexy, Shea buttered-slathered chested, man that one dreams of having as a life partner.
    "I need a Shea boo"
    synonyms: man, boyfriend, something good and greasy; More

  2. a figment of the female, Shea -saturated mind and imagination instigated by Instagram photos posted strategically and timely and on purpose, by @ElevatedEnergy
Origin
Un-addicted to Shea to Addicted to Shea
boo----------------> Shea------------------>Shea boo

Origin: @caribeandiva


Shea bae
/ʃiː,ˈʃiːə/ /beɪ/
noun
noun: Shea bae; plural noun: Shea baes
  1. the manifestation of a sexy, Shea buttered-slathered chested, man that one dreams of having as a life partner.
    "I got me a Shea bae"
    synonyms: husband, committed boyfriend, fiance, someone real people can see and meet.
  2. a Shea butter using real man in the actual life of a female with a Shea saturated mind.
Origin
Un-addicted to Shea to Addicted to Shea
Shea boo----------------> Shea baie------------------>Shea bae

Origin: @DanceOnTheSkylines
 
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IDareT'sHair said:
@ElevatedEnergy
Now you know you wrong for that but.............:thankyou:

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:........:lick:

That skin looks like a Chocolate Candy Bar!:chocbunny:
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./'./' I'll take you there./'./' the staple singers playin in the background...

Chiiiiile.......I can tell they know how to make a sista go to sleep rockin in the fetal position....suckin on a thumb with that one tear runnin down her face tawkin bout some "how did i get here"....shakin n carryin on...

Lawd ha merci, lemme carry my old as* on somewhere and sit down. On a block of cold shea. In a corner.

*looks over at hubby while he sleep to see if his abs can do somethin like dat besides growl and makes noise*

Oh well....

* gives up the ghost and fans self with the ole faithful popsicle church fan*....
 
ThatJerseyGirl said:
./'./' I'll take you there./'./' the staple singers playin in the background..

Lawd ha merci, lemme carry my old as* on somewhere and sit down. On a block of cold shea. In a corner.
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@ThatJerseyGirl

Them Boyz right there took me all the way there and back again!:giggle:

I said the same thing at bolded. But a Girl can dream. :sleep8:

Like Martin Luther Kang said: "I Have a Dream.

So, they movin' it all like dat on the Ivory Coast uh?:drool:
 
IDareT'sHair said:
@ThatJerseyGirl

Them Boyz right there took me all the way there and back again!:giggle:

I said the same thing at bolded. But a Girl can dream. :sleep8:

Like Martin Luther Kang said: "I Have a Dream.

So, they movin' it all like dat on the Ivory Coast uh?:drool:
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LMAOOOO!!!! @movin it all like dat on the Ivory Coast...

I hollered!!! I did a true Wilson Pickett scream lolololol.....u stoopit lolololol

Yeah they movin it all like dat on the 'Coast...cuz they sho not movin it all like dat in the States.....and you know what they say about men who can dance and move "it" all like dat lololol....
 
ThatJerseyGirl said:
Yeah they movin it all like dat on the 'Coast...cuz they sho not movin it all like dat in the States.....and you know what they say about men who can dance and move "it" all like dat lololol....
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@ThatJerseyGirl
Girl I felt that thang. Boff of 'Em! Err Inch.:look:

A ll the way skrait from da' Muthaland.

And you right about "The States" They been too colonized.:look:

They need to get back to them Roots right there and start praying to Kunte Kente or somebody to restore that real "make you wanna scram & holla' rhythm.:freakout:
 
ElevatedEnergy said:
Well alright then :curtain:

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I didn't realize this was a video! I thought it was just a photo. Now, I see the evil that is @ElevatedEnergy

How dare she mix Shea butter and taut, smooth, silky skin over bulging muscles? But can't NOTHING distract me from the Shea!!!!!!!!! N.O.T.H.I.N.G!

Did ya'll see the Shea butter in the video?!!!!! Now, THAT was a sight to see! It was hard for me to get a good look because those brown men-sez kept swinging the jar around and blocking my view, during the video.

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Chicoro said:
You'll be thirstily waiting for that next shipment of Shea by... March. If anybody walks near your house, you'll run them down, hoping it's UPS or mail related, bringing you your 7 pound Shea order. Girl, now you know the mail ain't delivered at 2:30 am in the morning!
Then you realize...it's just your mind playing tricks on you, instigated by Shea butter.
Shea butter got you, @beauti . Who's next?

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Y'all I'm never gonna catch up at the pace y'all post.

Ok, so I'll write down my idea to start. I am a heat straightened natural with fine dense 3C strands, grazing BSL. So, I'm thinking of moisturizing with the As I Am leave in and sealing with Shea Nut Oil. This is the exact bottle that I have: Shea Nut Oil

I figure I'll do that 2-3 times between washes. I go to the salon once a week for a blow-out but I'm about to switch that to either ever 2 weeks, or once a month and in between I'll go back to roller setting my hair to keep it straight.

I'll also add in a scalp massage with an oil mix of castor oil, shea nut oil, jojoba, rosemary eo and peppermint eo.

My goal is really just retention and after 1.5 years of weekly blowouts my hair needs a break. So how does this sound, or is it breaking the Shea commandments set forth in this thread?

I have no words for that shea boo video except to say... I can't wait to see what shenanigans y'all have been up to as I catch up on this thread.
 
IDareT'sHair said:
@ThatJerseyGirl
Girl I felt that thang. Boff of 'Em! Err Inch.:look:

A ll the way skrait from da' Muthaland.

And you right about "The States" They been too colonized.:look:

They need to get back to them Roots right there and start praying to Kunte Kente or somebody to restore that real "make you wanna scram & holla' rhythm.:freakout:
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U know what?!?!?! Not Kunta!!!

*lets out a loud OTIS REDDING HOWL*!!!

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Chicoro said:
I didn't realize this was a video! I thought it was just a photo. Now, I see the evil that is @ElevatedEnergy

How dare she mix Shea butter and taut, smooth, silky skin over bulging muscles? But can't NOTHING distract me from the Shea!!!!!!!!! N.O.T.H.I.N.G!

Did ya'll see the Shea butter in the video?!!!!! Now, THAT was a sight to see! It was hard for me to get a good look because those brown men-sez kept swinging the jar around and blocking my view, during the video.

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:lachen::lachen::lachen:
 
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