keepithealthy
Well-Known Member
Aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! I haven't had a bad detangling session like this in a long time.........
I had a friend of mine send me a 'hair care package' and I received it today. It was loaded with products to help me with my transition; Jane Carter, Curls, Miss Jessie, Kinky Curly, Eco Styler, etc. I wont have to purchase another shampoo, conditioner, or gel for a very long time.
I'm so thankful
girl, you had me lmao!! this whole thing is so damn true!Me - Get in this ghatdamn ponytail holder and stfu.......
This Ojon restorative treatment better make my hair amazing. I can't believe I'm sitting here with something that smells like old, stale cigarettes in my hair.
(this morning, finger detangling my hair in the mirror)
My Hair - Why are you looking at me like that?
Me - You know why. But I'm running late and don't have time to talk about it.
My Hair - Nah nah, gon' head and say your piece shawty. Don't give me the stank eye.
Me - I'm just sayin. I've offered you the BEST. I'm tryna upgrade you. But you just refuse to be great.
My Hair - Here we go with this ish again.....
Me - Yo, YOU wanted to talk about it. So let's talk about it.
My Hair - Fine. So what is this we're using, Qhemet?
Me - Yup. Drove all the way to midtown to get it. But I already know how you feel about it so I don't know why I try anymore.
My Hair - Look, I can't help what I like! Stop tryna change me!!
Me - I mean I've offered you the best. Qhemet, Donna Marie, KBB, Curl Junkie, Ouidad... I could go on forever!! But... I mean really? REALLY?
My Hair - Sugafoots, think about it!! I grew UP on Blue Magic, baby!!! Pink Lotion!! What did you expect?!?!
Me - But I'm sayin.. Carol's Daughter? Of ALL the things we've tried this past year.. Carol's Daughter? THAT'S what you love?
My Hair - Just because YOU a bougie b!sh don't mean I am!!! You keep tryna shower me with these lavish gifts and butters and potions, when all I want you to do is ride out to the east side Macy's and love up on some CD!! Dayum, Gina!!!
Me - .... who the phuck is Gina??
My Hair - My bad, I got carried away. But I'm sayin, ma. Let me do what I do, okay? The Qhemet is nice, it smells fragrant and what not... I'll rock wit it today. But... I like what I like, babygirl. It don't have to change things between us.
Me - *sigh* You know what, fine. We're gonna get thru this weekend with the Qhemet and if you STILL feel like CD is what will make you great..... then fine.
My Hair - I lub you, boo.
Me - Get in this ghatdamn ponytail holder and stfu.......
fin.
(I have had several cups of coffee. )
Ok. It's over.
I really can't in almost two years natural understand the enamouration with mf'in twist outs and braid outs?!? I've attempted so many times to stretch my hair with this and it's always the ultimate fail.
What is the purpose? I spend 30min tops on a decent wash and go and my second and third day hair is defined and stretched-ish... Whereas its a hour plus twisting or braiding...
Sorry for the rant, I'm just watching these YT girls and my fine 3b to 4b hair just refuses to cooperate... It freaks out when stretched... I'm just sick of wet hair but it looks like I have no other choice...
Anyone else team wash and go???
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