bermudabeauty
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That was today's blog discussion.. Please read then lets discuss http://memoirsofmadamefellatio.blogspot.com/
As long as it comes out silent and not in your partner's face
I never thought of that. If your goodies was in his face and lyou let one go?!.....OMG that would be so tragic I would die I would die!
I never thought of that. If your goodies was in his face and lyou let one go?!.....OMG that would be so tragic I would die I would die!
Lmao @ this thread. This happened the first time my ex and I were coloring. He passed gas, and it was pretty loud. I was turned off for about 10 seconds, but we kept going.
I've had the urge. I swear my body does it on purpose but I've never, ever released it. LOL!!! DH would bring it up probably at my funeral and not even let it go until his own death and probably not even. LOL!!!!!
Son26. What did you do when it was done.
I don't think I would be able to keep going!
Lmao @ this thread. This happened the first time my ex and I were coloring. He passed gas, and it was pretty loud. I was turned off for about 10 seconds, but we kept going.
LOLOLOLOL! People should probably think of this as similar to a Japanese compliment on good cooking
OK, I was to embarrassed to tell my story, but I am pregnant so I have an excuse.
Just the last week, DH was ummm how do you say, going down town from the back (no salad tossing), and one just came out. I swear I didn't do it on purpose, and yes I was embarrassed. Baby must have kicked me or something.
Luckily it was those loud ones that don't smell. (funny how you always gonna get caught if you let one out and it don't smell it's loud, if it's quiet it smells quite atrocious).
Any who, he just backed up for a while as if making sure it don't smell and then went back to work.
I was/am so embarrassed...
but it was funny.
OK, I was to embarrassed to tell my story, but I am pregnant so I have an excuse.
Just the last week, DH was ummm how do you say, going down town from the back (no salad tossing), and one just came out. I swear I didn't do it on purpose, and yes I was embarrassed. Baby must have kicked me or something.
Luckily it was those loud ones that don't smell. (funny how you always gonna get caught if you let one out and it don't smell it's loud, if it's quiet it smells quite atrocious).
Any who, he just backed up for a while as if making sure it don't smell and then went back to work.
I was/am so embarrassed...
but it was funny.
OK, I was to embarrassed to tell my story, but I am pregnant so I have an excuse.
Just the last week, DH was ummm how do you say, going down town from the back (no salad tossing), and one just came out. I swear I didn't do it on purpose, and yes I was embarrassed. Baby must have kicked me or something.
Luckily it was those loud ones that don't smell. (funny how you always gonna get caught if you let one out and it don't smell it's loud, if it's quiet it smells quite atrocious).
Any who, he just backed up for a while as if making sure it don't smell and then went back to work.
I was/am so embarrassed...
but it was funny.