bermudabeauty
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That was today's blog discussion.. Please read then lets discuss http://memoirsofmadamefellatio.blogspot.com/
Passing Gas While Coloring?
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That was today's blog discussion.. Please read then lets discuss http://memoirsofmadamefellatio.blogspot.com/
pookaloo83
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That's funny. If a man was ever on me and farting I would die! DH never farted that I know of. Unless it was a silent one. 
bermudabeauty
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the silent ones are the deadly ones! lol
FlowerHair
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As long as it comes out silent and not in your partner's face 
bermudabeauty
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I never thought of that. If your goodies was in his face and lyou let one go?!.....OMG that would be so tragic I would die I would die!
MD_Lady
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FlowerHair
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LOL!!
KEWLKAT103
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I heard of someone doing this before. She said her Dh makes fun of it all the time now!
KEWLKAT103
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bermudabeauty
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Son26. What did you do when it was done.
FlowerHair
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Anything happens in love and war
It can be a bonding experience.
It can be a bonding experience.
Finally Free
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^^^
bermudabeauty
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I wonder if they will add this to the "quirky things my so does that I love" Thread. Pass gas f when we are having sex.
KEWLKAT103
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I've had the urge so bad, but was able to hold back.
I was contorting my body in all kinds of weird ways to not let it fly!
Son26
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He stopped what he was doing and asked me if that sound came out of the front or the back . . . I lied and said it came out of the front
bermudabeauty
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LOL. Now that is funny right there!
exoticmommie
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Ediese
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It made for very entertaining conversation afterwards. I felt bad for him because I could tell he was a little embarassed.
exoticmommie
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OK, I was to embarrassed to tell my story, but I am pregnant so I have an excuse.
Just the last week, DH was ummm how do you say, going down town from the back (no salad tossing), and one just came out. I swear I didn't do it on purpose, and yes I was embarrassed. Baby must have kicked me or something.
Luckily it was those loud ones that don't smell. (funny how you always gonna get caught if you let one out and it don't smell it's loud, if it's quiet it smells quite atrocious).
Any who, he just backed up for a while as if making sure it don't smell and then went back to work.
I was/am so embarrassed...
but it was funny.
Just the last week, DH was ummm how do you say, going down town from the back (no salad tossing), and one just came out. I swear I didn't do it on purpose, and yes I was embarrassed. Baby must have kicked me or something.
Luckily it was those loud ones that don't smell. (funny how you always gonna get caught if you let one out and it don't smell it's loud, if it's quiet it smells quite atrocious).
Any who, he just backed up for a while as if making sure it don't smell and then went back to work.
I was/am so embarrassed...
but it was funny.
GV-NA-GI-TLV-GE-I
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LOLOLOLOL! People should probably think of this as similar to a Japanese compliment on good cooking
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Nyssa28
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LOLOLOLOL! People should probably think of this as similar to a Japanese compliment on good cooking
That's what I was thinking.
bermudabeauty
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OK, I was to embarrassed to tell my story, but I am pregnant so I have an excuse.
Just the last week, DH was ummm how do you say, going down town from the back (no salad tossing), and one just came out. I swear I didn't do it on purpose, and yes I was embarrassed. Baby must have kicked me or something.
Luckily it was those loud ones that don't smell. (funny how you always gonna get caught if you let one out and it don't smell it's loud, if it's quiet it smells quite atrocious).
Any who, he just backed up for a while as if making sure it don't smell and then went back to work.
I was/am so embarrassed...
but it was funny.
Girl thank you for your honesty. That is very funny. There are no judgements in my threads.
FlowerHair
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OK, I was to embarrassed to tell my story, but I am pregnant so I have an excuse.
Just the last week, DH was ummm how do you say, going down town from the back (no salad tossing), and one just came out. I swear I didn't do it on purpose, and yes I was embarrassed. Baby must have kicked me or something.
Luckily it was those loud ones that don't smell. (funny how you always gonna get caught if you let one out and it don't smell it's loud, if it's quiet it smells quite atrocious).
Any who, he just backed up for a while as if making sure it don't smell and then went back to work.
I was/am so embarrassed...
but it was funny.
LOL!!! He's a trooper! Wouldn't let anything stop him from doing the deed!
That man is a keeper
-Volare
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OK, I was to embarrassed to tell my story, but I am pregnant so I have an excuse.
Just the last week, DH was ummm how do you say, going down town from the back (no salad tossing), and one just came out. I swear I didn't do it on purpose, and yes I was embarrassed. Baby must have kicked me or something.
Luckily it was those loud ones that don't smell. (funny how you always gonna get caught if you let one out and it don't smell it's loud, if it's quiet it smells quite atrocious).
Any who, he just backed up for a while as if making sure it don't smell and then went back to work.
I was/am so embarrassed...
but it was funny.
Does he have a brother, cousin, hot uncle?
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