*lol*
Nope.
1) Mix Henna with hot tap water to make a THICK paste.
2) Let sit for - a while. If it's warm in the house, on the counter is fine. If it's cool, stick in it a window and ignore it for a couple hours.
3) It'll turn colors - get a lil darker. That means it's done.
4) Mix in some cheap conditioner (help prevent your hair from drying out, and makes it easier to rinse out)
5) Apply to hair (I'm a fan of the slap and smoosh technique)
6) Put on a shower cap, a headscarf, and move on with your day.
7) Rinse out.
It's reallllllllllly not that hard.
:assimilat I'm trying to suck you in, Shimmie! Come to the Henna Side!!