Curly Moo, I, too, like my girl, grnidmonster, am being ridiculous - trying to be funny, too. Patience has never been one of my virtues & from the very first use, I found myself running to the mirror, looking for growth - hourly.
I KNOW this will not happen - does not stop me though.
Periodically, I calm down, then I see ya'lls progress pix, & start checking again.
As I said in the progress pix thread, we must all be patient. I think when we some who seem to have miraculous growth, so quickly, we then have these crazy expectations. For me, I don't always see progress. But you guys keep PMing me, commenting on it & I have to go back & relook at my first pix to remind myself I have made progress.
I still say, though, when my OCT comes, I am gonna have ankle length hair & a full hairline in a week.