Duchesse
Well-Known Member
Okay so my mother is the type of person who will say anything and everything to anyone. Like if she met Barack Obama tomorrow she would probably ask him what he does to get his teeth so white.
So yesterday she went to court and she said she saw this Black woman who had nice thick APl hair. Since I've become so hair obsessed, it's trickled to her and my sis, so now we all notice healthy (or ooogly) heads of hair. So she went up to the lady and was like "Xcuse me sister, I was admiring your hair and you have a lovely head ..what do you do to it?" Naturally the lady initially threw a little shade and said "Different things..
", so my mother was like "My daughter's always on these internet sites looking at hair and learning "practices"." (you know moms love blowing up spots)
I guess that broke the ice so the lady knew my mom was onto her game. So they starting talking about fotki, the lady knew about Vatika oil and castor oil. She said she grew her hair from a "mans fro" to her length in two years. She doesn't perm, only occasionally presses and uses this oil that she orders from the DR whose name she "forgot". and that really helped grow her hair.
So after they were talking, my mom leaned in close and whispered "Yes girl...my daughters even told me about this cream...you know..that you use (now she points to her groin area)..down there.."
Thank God the lady didn't think my mom was a perv
...so she whispered back "I know about that too". So if you are reading this lady from the court, thank you for being so nice to my mother....but can you give up the goods on that oil? 
So yesterday she went to court and she said she saw this Black woman who had nice thick APl hair. Since I've become so hair obsessed, it's trickled to her and my sis, so now we all notice healthy (or ooogly) heads of hair. So she went up to the lady and was like "Xcuse me sister, I was admiring your hair and you have a lovely head ..what do you do to it?" Naturally the lady initially threw a little shade and said "Different things..
", so my mother was like "My daughter's always on these internet sites looking at hair and learning "practices"." (you know moms love blowing up spots)I guess that broke the ice so the lady knew my mom was onto her game. So they starting talking about fotki, the lady knew about Vatika oil and castor oil. She said she grew her hair from a "mans fro" to her length in two years. She doesn't perm, only occasionally presses and uses this oil that she orders from the DR whose name she "forgot". and that really helped grow her hair.
So after they were talking, my mom leaned in close and whispered "Yes girl...my daughters even told me about this cream...you know..that you use (now she points to her groin area)..down there.."
Thank God the lady didn't think my mom was a perv
...so she whispered back "I know about that too". So if you are reading this lady from the court, thank you for being so nice to my mother....but can you give up the goods on that oil? 
i was all 
