Mscocoface steps up to mike, taps it. Says hello to the group.
I just wanted to say hi my name is Mscocoface and I am a proud card carrying member of HAA.
I wasn't always this way, or maybe I was. A few years back I thought BSL was hair utopia then as my hair got longer and reached that point I started to crave other lengths like MBL or longer. So now my final goal I hope is to reach tail bone because, well, because snif, snif, I can't stop, I can't shake this need to have more hair. I think it started back in the day when I wore weaves or even before that when I was a little girl and would put the towel or tshirt on my head and prance in the mirror imagining I had looooong hair.
I know I am among friends here so I can say to you all I am hair anorexic.
And everyone responds - Hi MSCOCOFACE!!!!
Thank you, thank you all for making me feel so welcome. Mscocface sits down and ponders is tailbone really that long?!!? Really?!?!?
I really blame this on the shrinkage factor of 99%?! What?!?!? if Jamie Fox can blame it on the alcohol I can blame my hair anorexia on the shrinkage.
PS: I really hate that song.