I'm so so sorry

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Dearest,

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I apologize for my ignorance and laziness of the past. I’m so glad we’re able to put the past behind us and embark on this journey together.
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Although it appears you want to continue to punish me for those buns I pulled too tight
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, I want to remind you that I’m in a place of forgiveness now and so should you.
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I mean it has been a year. You should know that holding this grudge isn’t going to make me give up, I will continue to do what I know is right and I know you will eventually respond and flourish in my temples once again. I can be just as stubborn as you, you know. Wha? No hon, it’s not that you look bad at all it’s just that I know you can look better. But while we’re apologizing how about helping a sista out and letting me know what you need. You don’t have to get all worked up into a tangled matted mess just ‘cause you don’t like something, I mean dayum I’m trying to help you out. And while we’re at it perhaps you could... What’s that?
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Y-y-you don’t accept my apology? Why ever not dearest? You have some questions? Well OK dear.

Huh? What about the cotton lycra headbands I’ve been wearing this month? Well, uh we’ll talk about that later, I’m trying to apologize love.

Why haven’t you had your major protein treatment this month?
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Well Babe I’ve been kinda busy..you know with work and traveling and all. I was going to do that this weekend.

And where the hayle is your shea butter?
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Now that’s not my fault, they messed up my order.

Who the
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put these damn cornrows in you? I was tryin’ to let you rest for a couple of weeks I didn’t mean anything by it …and all that shedding wasn’t even necessary.
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You too vengeful. You need Jesus.

WTF?
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How you just gone threaten to break off at the root to teach me a lesson?!
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See that’s the Ish I’ve been talkin’ about. You don’t have no respect. That’s why we have problems.... Who you callin’ a
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?

Git yo a$$ back in that bun.
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You can come back out when you know how to act right.

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And you thought you had problems.....
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Brooke007, that's HILARIOUS! You don't need to be talking to your hair if the tension is gonna escalate like that.

(I'm on your hair's side, though. Just cuz you're coming from a "place of forgiveness" doesn't mean that it should forgive and forget on a dime.)
 
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This is a great thread. Funny and informative. Excellent for newbies to learn all of the big NO-NOs. Enjoy (again) and don't forget to save to your favorites.
 
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i'm sorry that i took all that time to spray you down with the braid remover and then let you get all tangled. but maybe it wasn't my fault maybe it was just all that hair that was supposed to shed and didn't. i'm sorry i stuffed you under that wig and then went to the club and had you smelling like smoke. i'm sorry i put that bleach on you when i was transitioning and trying to match my weave. i love you and have been trying to Surge you back to health. will you continue to work with me. Can we grow together (you in length me in knowledge)? I need you. let me know.
 
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I LOVE this thread!!!!!
To: My hair
From: Me

I know that my uncertainty of going natural has placed you in a difficult position and for that, I am apologetic. That being said I'm sure you know that I'm doing my best to make this transition as smooth as possible by doing braidouts, bantu knots and not using heat (unless I go somewhere special). I see the new growth coming in and I promise to moisturize you and make sure you don't look a hot mess when you're seen in public. You've been with me my entire life and I couldn't dream about being without you. I LOVE YOU!!!!!

Sincerely,

The person that takes care of you.
 
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ya'll are too much. lol

Dear hair,

i'm so so so sorry for letting that b#!$% touch you. She was too rough with you, i know. I didn't mean too hurt you, i wanted to look cute, is that a crime. I hope you don't hold that against me and please don't even think about breaking off. I promise that when i take these braids down, i will give you the deep conditioning of your life, with eggs, oils and stuff. Hair, my beautiful hair, you know i love you right, so there's no need for you to go and do something drastic. Stay beautiful and strong.

Love,
BELLEGURL
 
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Brooke007 said:
Dearest,

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I apologize for my ignorance and laziness of the past. I’m so glad we’re able to put the past behind us and embark on this journey together.
cheers.gif


Although it appears you want to continue to punish me for those buns I pulled too tight
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, I want to remind you that I’m in a place of forgiveness now and so should you.
Rose.gif
I mean it has been a year. You should know that holding this grudge isn’t going to make me give up, I will continue to do what I know is right and I know you will eventually respond and flourish in my temples once again. I can be just as stubborn as you, you know. Wha? No hon, it’s not that you look bad at all it’s just that I know you can look better. But while we’re apologizing how about helping a sista out and letting me know what you need. You don’t have to get all worked up into a tangled matted mess just ‘cause you don’t like something, I mean dayum I’m trying to help you out. And while we’re at it perhaps you could... What’s that?
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Y-y-you don’t accept my apology? Why ever not dearest? You have some questions? Well OK dear.

Huh? What about the cotton lycra headbands I’ve been wearing this month? Well, uh we’ll talk about that later, I’m trying to apologize love.

Why haven’t you had your major protein treatment this month?
arguing.gif
Well Babe I’ve been kinda busy..you know with work and traveling and all. I was going to do that this weekend.

And where the hayle is your shea butter?
arguing.gif
Now that’s not my fault, they messed up my order.

Who the
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put these damn cornrows in you? I was tryin’ to let you rest for a couple of weeks I didn’t mean anything by it …and all that shedding wasn’t even necessary.
arguing.gif
You too vengeful. You need Jesus.

WTF?
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How you just gone threaten to break off at the root to teach me a lesson?!
arguing.gif
See that’s the Ish I’ve been talkin’ about. You don’t have no respect. That’s why we have problems.... Who you callin’ a
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?

Git yo a$$ back in that bun.
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You can come back out when you know how to act right.

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And you thought you had problems.....
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oh my! i can hardly breathe
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hair:
YOU need to be apologizing to ME!
i've treated you to bubble baths, conditioner massages w/heat, rollersets, treatments, and silk wraps for sleeping and lounging around. people compliment you alot and my boyfriend will cut me if i cut you! what thanks do i get...you growing in crazy spurts...having the nerve to have preferences to poos/cons....getting poofy just b/c we went outside....and giving me gray hair!? btw-why do you let these grays grow stronger/longer than the rest of you?

at this point ms. hair the only amends or making-up you can do for me is growing past my bra-strap and then we can talk.
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What a great post--and so informative and funny all at once...Well, here goes:

Hair, now, I have treated you all right most of my life. My big sis kept you braided up and natural until I was in the 7th grade when she decided she didn't want anything to do with you anymore because she wanted more time for boyfriends. But we lived. I got that jheri curl, which you thrived with and then I transitioned you to a relaxer and you lived with me happily and you were always a little past my shoulders. You could have given me more...But I did not know that you needed so much moisture. I am sorry for being so ignorant. I am also sorry that I took you to Yehia's Egyptian salon one too many times in Chicago. I didn't know that you couldn't take all that heat and blowdrying. I understand why you broke off and why I had to have my back shaved, get that Halle cut, and wear braids for the summer to grow you back.

Fast forward to a few years ago...I am sorry for those highlights which made you parched as weeds and broke you off again, once again putting you back in your braided prison for almost a year.

Now, I will say, that you didn't have to go and shed like that after my pregnancy--that was just WRONG! You were so long and beautiful then and I did not appreciate you. I really robbed you of your potential, so I guess I don't blame you for jumping ship! But now, I am treating you so well. You haven't seen a curling iron or felt the heat of a blow dryer in well over 2 months and I promise you won't ever again if I can help it (I will try). You are showered with rich conditioners, oils and moisturizers and when you need protein you get it. Have I not answered your every need? Please answer mine and finally grow past my shoulder blades. Look down...that's my bra strap and I hope you will know what it feels like by the end of the next year. See, I am even being lenient with my goals so that you don't feel pressured. See what I do for you? Please stay this time around and grow longer!
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To the love of my life,

I'm sorry that I've had you walking around looking crazy for the past 2 weeks because I refuse to take these cornrows out. You will soon be beautiful again.

I'm also sorry for cutting you into layers, although you were looking good.

AND I'm sorry for spreading all your business on the LHCF but they're only here to help!

Luv Always,
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I'm sorry I relaxed my whole head each and every time I got a relaxer.
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Why you did not just up and run off my head from my mistreatment I don't know but thank you. Sorry when Im too lazy to detangle as just brush through roughly.
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Sorry it took me forever to learn how to care for you and look, you are still here. Thank you for being the best accessory a girl could have.
 
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Dear Hairs,

I am so so sorry for speaking defeat and hiding you behind weaves. I didn't recognize your potential to grow. I am sorry for trying to look cute in bed instead of tying you up at night. I am sorry for being too cheap and lazy to invest in quality products while spending hundreds of dollars on fake hair. I am sorry for not being patient and applying hair glue. I am sorry for begging you to grow when as soon as you start I burn the living daylights out of you trying to make you blend in. I am sorry for not washing you regularly when I was in college, afraid of looking a mess. I am sorry for calling you thin not knowing it was me making you appear that way. Lastly, I am sorry for shutting you up with grease every time you cried for help (flakes).
 
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dear sally and jesse folicle,
thanks for sticking with me during that period of temporary insanity where i abused you and murdered your family. i wanna thank you for not commiting suicide and for repopulating my head with plenty of healthy folicle babies.
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dear folicle family, in return for stickin with me i am commited to treating you better and taking better care of you. i promise that i will find the ultimate fountain of youth which will give you body and life again in which will extend your life expectancy. thanks a bunch
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Butta, I think you need help. That was funny.
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sally and jesse thought so too
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Um, Hair...

*clears throat*
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I just want to apologize for the way that I‘ve treated you in the past. I know that you're not used to all of the products that I have been putting on you lately, but it's not my fault. **trying to pass the blame** You know that I'm getting all of this fabulous information from the ladies at LHCR, but I'm doing this for US. I especially apologize for your missing follicles at my temples. Hopefully, new strands will grow in soon. You guys know that I'm Suring like crazy, you must admit that I am trying. So, Hair, please hang in there with me...okay? *innocently bats eyes *
 
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Oh, and Hair, I promise to get a REAL trim very soon and stop hanging on to those nasty ends for length.
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For real...I promise!
 
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Hair, I'm sorry for enabling your PJ tendencies
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, and letting you have whatever you want, whenever I take you into a BSS. I promise to stop those PJ Trips in the states. I know you like them, but momma has got to put an end to it
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!!!

I promise I will not let that Trollish Nordic Air knock you out this winter
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, and you will have a regimen that you can count on. And since you have been keeping me looking so good
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, I'm going to make you some more satin pillow cases ... whatever colour you want. Mommy is gonna' take good care of you ...
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<font color="pink">Ballet_Bun ... </font>
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Hair
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I apologize for neglecting you
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on a regular basis. I apologize for now caring for you like I should. I know I shoould have more salon care, deep moisturizing contioners and better style. I am so sorry. I am trying to do better. Hair care and style can go hand and hand.
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i just have to start by tellling yall this s too funny!! i am here crying my eyes out that this is hillarious, but i do owe my hair an apology
dear hair. i love you soo much. i even loved you more when i didn't have a perm. i'm a stupid,stupid girl. i should of left that perm at agel's beauty salon. and just put it in my daily afro puff, after swimmng lessons. i'm also sorry for letting people put hot stuff like flat irons, after getting a perm. i'm sooo sorry. i love you, but please do grow. i hereby promise to take care of you more
 
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