I Don't Understand These Men....

[BGT]

....who are dang near 30 years and don't know how to kiss! How you coming at me with your eyes and mouth open and tongue out and get disappointed that I stopped kissing you after 4 seconds?

Just a vent after this weekend's dates.

 

[Atthatday]

That's true irony of males: some attempt to act all macho and want us to believe that they can do EVERYTHING. The truth always comes out because an actor can only play a game for so long.

All of us are weak/strong in many ways, there's no need to perpetrate.

 

[BGT]

And he only tipped the waitress $1.20 on an almost $60 bill!

 

[NinaShamone]

And he only tipped the waitress $1.20 on an almost $60 bill!

Goodness.

 

[natural2008]

Cheap arse

Can't kiss did his breath stink too?

 

[SamandI]

Lol! 2%! Maybe he forgot a 0 on the tip calculator app? People can't seem to do math mentally these days so I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt.

 

[nlamr2013]

And he only tipped the waitress $1.20 on an almost $60 bill!

Lol how you know?

 

[BGT]

Lol how you know?

I can read upside down and saw what he wrote.

 

[Browndilocks]

Not a good kisser is an indication of not being good at other things...

 

[FelaShrine]

And he only tipped the waitress $1.20 on an almost $60 bill!

You can stop now

 

[BGT]

Not a good kisser is an indication of not being good at other things...

Yeah he was literally humping the air.

I met him on OKC. He seemed "perfect" in texts but in person, I think he has Asperger's or some kind of social issue. He was just really weird.

 

[BGT]

You can stop now

There won't be another date.

 

[FelaShrine]

humping the air? Rofl what?

 

[Keen]

Lol! 2%! Maybe he forgot a 0 on the tip calculator app? People can't seem to do math mentally these days so I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt.

Or maybe he was testing her.

 

[natural2008]

humping the air? Rofl what?

@BGT - come explain this here please ma'am and thank you.

 

[BGT]

@BGT - come explain this here please ma'am and thank you.

we had a little distance between us and I guess he was getting really into the kissing so he started humping the air.

 

[mzpurp]

I signed up for OKC and POF but I really can't take any of these guys serious enough to even let them take me out.

 

[BGT]

I signed up for OKC and POF but I really can't take any of these guys serious enough to even let them take me out.

He came across so perfect through texts though and he was cute! 27, Puerto Rican, masters degree. Oh well.

 

[LovingLady]

we had a little distance between us and I guess he was getting really into the kissing so he started humping the air.

Did you pull away and ask him what is he doing?

 

[Atthatday]

@BGT: I'm too through with the humping the air. SMH! Run fast!!

 

[natural2008]

@BGT: I'm too through with the humping the air. SMH! Run fast!!

Yeah I don't get it was he that excited lol. I wish you could have recorded it for us to see lol.

 

[caribeandiva]

OP, your dating stories give me life! I once dated this dude who I thought was 29. I found out later that he was really 49 (he looked really young). Anyway, dude couldn't kiss worth a damn. I kept trying to fix the kiss but he's one of those unteachable, think they know everything types so it didn't work. I even tried the lip nibbling thing on him but nada. Worse kiss of my life. No, worse date of my life!! He spent the whole time talking about himself and how awesome he was. Barely asked me about myself. Self-centered to the max. I ghosted him after that. Unfortunately I ran into him a few months later and he wanted an explanation...

 

[natural2008]

OP, your dating stories give me life! I once dated this dude who I thought was 29. I found out later that he was really 49 (he looked really young). Anyway, dude couldn't kiss worth a damn. I kept trying to fix the kiss but he's one of those unteachable, think they know everything types so it didn't work. I even tried the lip nibbling thing on him but nada. Worse kiss of my life. No, worse date of my life!! He spent the whole time talking about himself and how awesome he was. Barely asked me about myself. Self-centered to the max. I ghosted him after that. Unfortunately I ran into him a few months later and he wanted an explanation...

Can't kiss at 49 the hell . He ought to be well seasoned by then.

 

[caribeandiva]

Can't kiss at 49 the hell . He ought to be well seasoned by then.

Thank you! What the hell he been doing until then? Lord help him

 

[Lucie]

Reading this makes me want to brush my teeth, tongue, and floss. YUCK!

There's a condition that dogs have that make it look like they're humping the air. Maybe he is a human with this condition. One dollar and twenty cents for a tip? I don't even give a homeless person a dollar! What can one do with ONE MEASLY DOLLAR unless it procreates like Gremlins?! I cannot even imagine the look on your face. And then has the nerve not to know how to kiss?!

 

[Atthatday]

@natural2008: You are right, a narcissistic, self-centered, low self-esteem person wouldn't listen, nor learn, even if it was explained.

SMH!

 

[InchHighPrivateEye]

Ew

 

[BGT]

Ew

Ewww is right. Glad he hasn't texted me since.

 

[PuddingPop]

Ewww is right. Glad he hasn't texted me since.

LOL. Well you gave up the air on the first date, what reason does he have to text you now?
He's on to some new air to hump now.

 

[DarkJoy]

LOL. Well you gave up the air on the first date, what reason does he have to text you now?
He's on to some new air to hump now.