How to Get Ghetto Hair?

[kblc06]

They must have been from the South - cuz lord knows, I suspect MANY women around here are following those instructions, hook, line, AND sinker.

Nu uh . I see more of this type of ish in NY than anywhere else

But you know, when you see whites, japanese, and others with multiple hair colors, spiked gel it's called street style, "scene hair", emo, rocker, and what ever "style" description

But when we are the ones to wear it, it's called 'ghetto' and frowned upon. Even though these groups intially got the idea from us......smdh

 

[Pheonixx]

^^^
This is true. Kinda reminds me of something I head Paul Moonie say:
'Everybody wants to be a 'n-word'; but---don't nobody want to be an 'n-word..."

But--I still think it's funny.
Maybe because I'm always looking for the joke in everything but I see the punchline here. I think the author has a sense of humor. I look at the wording and see a bit of satire in this how-to article. I do. It's just not that obvious.
But overall I kinda consider NY to be different. Ya'll are heavy into fashion and trendsetting so I regard what ya'll do up there in a different way.
All I know is most places I've been too (southern)...if an asian chick or white chick has a hairstyle like that--and I see them running around, too--almost everyone will be looking at her like, "Look at the asian girl with the ghetto hair..."
Ghetto is ghetto and weave is weave, to me.

Anywho--On the subject of weaves and extensions and the ways in which ppl go about assigning meaning to them:I was talking to one of my guy friends on the subject of weaves.
He doesn't like them.

So...knowing he loves him some Toccara, Gabrielle Union, Beyonce and Kelly Rowland--in that order--I decided to bust his bubble (I'm good at that).
"Gabby wear a weave."
">>sucks teeth<< No, she don't. Gabrielle Union has her own hair."
"Boy please---EVERYBODY wears weaves...even Halle's a**! Half the females in Hollywood got weave so hush. Just hush. Shoot...brothas always runnin around hollaring bout what they don't like and half the time, half of ya'll stupid a**es don't even know what you're lookin at no way..."
"....you just be trippin..."
(It looks worse than what it was. We just bs each other sometime. It's all love seriously.)

Men profess to hate weave but love the most weave-a-liciuos females out there, i.e., Beyonce, Tyra, video vixens...
The list goes on...the word 'weave' just has negative connotations to it, I think.

 

[cocosweet]

It should be called, "How to Break Your Hair Off in Six Easy Steps."

What the heck is ghetto about blue, green, or burgundy hair? Mighty funny its not ghetto when Buffy from the 'burbs with pierced eyebrows and tongue is rockin' it.

 

[growinstrong]

me either. I couldnt even read the rest. All I seen were the products and utensils and I clicked outta there fast

no, ghetto hair for me

 

[SparklingFlame]

What the...?

"Color the hair by streaking it in various places or using a color for all over the head. The most fashionable look to get ghetto hair is in using wild, loud colors like burgundy, green, or blue to get that ethnic look."

Wow is right. Dang.

Thats what I said when I read that line!!!

They must have been from the South - cuz lord knows, I suspect MANY women around here are following those instructions, hook, line, AND sinker.

Girl you ought to come down here. You'll see lots of "ghetto hair" styles that have that "ethnic" look.

 

[MD_Lady]

It should be called, "How to Break Your Hair Off in Six Easy Steps."

Ya know!!!

What the heck is ghetto about blue, green, or burgundy hair? Mighty funny its not ghetto when Buffy from the 'burbs with pierced eyebrows and tongue is rockin' it.

How about that! I have two words for them: Manic Panic

 

[Jynkx]

well when you have a power source for your hair (the helicopter do, see the wire coming from it?) then i would consider that ghetto.

 

[Jynkx]

It dont say nothing bout no conditioner.

i noticed that too. oh man and the "teasing" makes me wanna puke.

 

[Pheonixx]

well when you have a power source for your hair (the helicopter do, see the wire coming from it?) then i would consider that ghetto.

F'real.
.....it's about more than having some 'green hair'...
Don't act like ya'll ain't never seen them 'Ghetto Prom Pics'!

 

[Jynkx]

i saw a hairstyle that had dove in it that could be "released".........now thats ghetto. that was on a talk show. on that same show they had a girl with her hair done into flower shapes and they really "bloomed".

i blame patty labelle in the 80's and george clinton.................they got it all started way back when.......

 

[brooklyngal73]

They took the link down....

 

[AwesomelyNappy]

what about their "how to get a ghetto bootie"?

http://www.ehow.com/how_2224860_ghetto-bootie.html

Steps on getting a badonkadonk booty.
Step 1
Spread your legs apart wider than your shoulders hold on to a chair and bend slowly. Keep your stomach muscles tight and squeeze your rear when you go down. start with 20 and increase daily
Step2
Get on all fours and arch your back sticking your bottom in the air. Lift legs inward an outward switch legs.
Step3
Squeeze bottom and hold. release. Repeat trying to add time every time you hold this tightens the vagina also.

 

[MD_Lady]

what about their "how to get a ghetto bootie"?

http://www.ehow.com/how_2224860_ghetto-bootie.html

Steps on getting a badonkadonk booty.
Step 1
Spread your legs apart wider than your shoulders hold on to a chair and bend slowly. Keep your stomach muscles tight and squeeze your rear when you go down. start with 20 and increase daily
Step2
Get on all fours and arch your back sticking your bottom in the air. Lift legs inward an outward switch legs.
Step3
Squeeze bottom and hold. release. Repeat trying to add time every time you hold this tightens the vagina also.

Dang... I can't even comment on that...

 

[Lucky's Mom]

Thank God they took the link down

How awful.

 

[LadyEuphoria007]

what about their "how to get a ghetto bootie"?

http://www.ehow.com/how_2224860_ghetto-bootie.html

Steps on getting a badonkadonk booty.
Step 1
Spread your legs apart wider than your shoulders hold on to a chair and bend slowly. Keep your stomach muscles tight and squeeze your rear when you go down. start with 20 and increase daily
Step2
Get on all fours and arch your back sticking your bottom in the air. Lift legs inward an outward switch legs.
Step3
Squeeze bottom and hold. release. Repeat trying to add time every time you hold this tightens the vagina also.

WOW!








Somewhere there's a chick following these instructions step by step....