Help! Should I get a divorce?!

[Poohbear]

who da hell is lazarus and what does he hafta do wif this? can someone break this down for me puleez....

Here you go ThatJerseyGirl!

John 11

The Death of Lazarus

1 Now a man named Lazarus was sick. He was from Bethany, the village of Mary and her sister Martha.

2 (This Mary, whose brother Lazarus now lay sick, was the same one who poured perfume on the Lord and wiped his feet with her hair.)

3 So the sisters sent word to Jesus, “Lord, the one you love is sick.”

4 When he heard this, Jesus said, “This sickness will not end in death. No, it is for God’s glory so that God’s Son may be glorified through it.” 5 Now Jesus loved Martha and her sister and Lazarus. 6 So when he heard that Lazarus was sick, he stayed where he was two more days, 7 and then he said to his disciples, “Let us go back to Judea.”

8 “But Rabbi,” they said, “a short while ago the Jews there tried to stone you, and yet you are going back?”

9 Jesus answered, “Are there not twelve hours of daylight? Anyone who walks in the daytime will not stumble, for they see by this world’s light. 10 It is when a person walks at night that they stumble, for they have no light.”

11 After he had said this, he went on to tell them, “Our friend Lazarus has fallen asleep; but I am going there to wake him up.”

12 His disciples replied, “Lord, if he sleeps, he will get better.” 13 Jesus had been speaking of his death, but his disciples thought he meant natural sleep.

14 So then he told them plainly, “Lazarus is dead, 15 and for your sake I am glad I was not there, so that you may believe. But let us go to him.”

16 Then Thomas (also known as Didymus[a]) said to the rest of the disciples, “Let us also go, that we may die with him.”

 

[Karmin]

But didn't Lazarus come back to life?

 

[Do_Si_Dos]

But didn't Lazarus come back to life?

lol.. yeah... Hopefully, his peen will too, so the op won't leave him.

Seriously though, I am happy that you came to a resolution about your marriage.

 

[Sapphire]

I don't have any advice for the OP but the posting of gifs and pics seems very rude and insensitive. I agree that OP may be jumping the gun by considering a divorce but poking fun at the situation definitely isn't helping.

 

[~Sparklingflame~]

Here you go ThatJerseyGirl!

John 11

The Death of Lazarus

1 Now a man named Lazarus was sick. He was from Bethany, the village of Mary and her sister Martha.

2 (This Mary, whose brother Lazarus now lay sick, was the same one who poured perfume on the Lord and wiped his feet with her hair.)

3 So the sisters sent word to Jesus, “Lord, the one you love is sick.”

4 When he heard this, Jesus said, “This sickness will not end in death. No, it is for God’s glory so that God’s Son may be glorified through it.” 5 Now Jesus loved Martha and her sister and Lazarus. 6 So when he heard that Lazarus was sick, he stayed where he was two more days, 7 and then he said to his disciples, “Let us go back to Judea.”

8 “But Rabbi,” they said, “a short while ago the Jews there tried to stone you, and yet you are going back?”

9 Jesus answered, “Are there not twelve hours of daylight? Anyone who walks in the daytime will not stumble, for they see by this world’s light. 10 It is when a person walks at night that they stumble, for they have no light.”

11 After he had said this, he went on to tell them, “Our friend Lazarus has fallen asleep; but I am going there to wake him up.”

12 His disciples replied, “Lord, if he sleeps, he will get better.” 13 Jesus had been speaking of his death, but his disciples thought he meant natural sleep.

14 So then he told them plainly, “Lazarus is dead, 15 and for your sake I am glad I was not there, so that you may believe. But let us go to him.”

16 Then Thomas (also known as Didymus[a]) said to the rest of the disciples, “Let us also go, that we may die with him.”

But didn't Lazarus come back to life?

I hate both a ya'll!

 

[Poohbear]

But didn't Lazarus come back to life?

YEP! Here you go Karmin...

John 11:38-44

Jesus Raises Lazarus From the Dead

38 Jesus, once more deeply moved, came to the tomb. It was a cave with a stone laid across the entrance. 39 “Take away the stone,” he said.
“But, Lord,” said Martha, the sister of the dead man, “by this time there is a bad odor, for he has been there four days.”

40 Then Jesus said, “Did I not tell you that if you believe, you will see the glory of God?”

41 So they took away the stone. Then Jesus looked up and said, “Father, I thank you that you have heard me. 42 I knew that you always hear me, but I said this for the benefit of the people standing here, that they may believe that you sent me.”

43 When he had said this, Jesus called in a loud voice, “Lazarus, come out!”
44 The dead man came out, his hands and feet wrapped with strips of linen, and a cloth around his face.

Jesus said to them, “Take off the grave clothes and let him go.”

 

[Luvcurlies1984]

I don't have any advice for the OP but the posting of gifs and pics seems very rude and insensitive. I agree that OP may be jumping the gun by considering a divorce but poking fun at the situation definitely isn't helping.

Thanks Sapphire. I knew I would wake up some trouble by posting about this issue. I don't regret that I did, and I feel good that I got constructive feedback. They can keep posting whatever they want to, it doesn't affect me. Kids will be Kids!

 

[Poohbear]

lol.. yeah... Hopefully, his peen will too, so the op won't leave him.

Seriously though, I am happy that you came to a resolution about your marriage.

All she needs to do is say, "PEEN, COME OUT!"

That peen will start getting hard while in his drawers...

...and then she has to say, "TAKE OFF THEM CLOTHES AND LET HIM GO!"

Marriage saved and back to life!

 

[TrueToHair]

All she needs to do is say, "PEEN, COME OUT!"

That peen will start getting hard while in his drawers...

...and then she has to say, "TAKE OFF THEM CLOTHES AND LET HIM GO!"

Marriage saved and back to life!

Jesus wept.

 

[janiebaby]

Yes Girl the bolded is exactly why I posted this. I thought I could get feedback before I did something crazy. I don't have any pics up and I don't know anyone personally on this forum, so I prefer getting feedback here. I would never tell anyone I know about my personal problems. I Don't want people laughing behind my back like some on this forum and I didn't want to keep it inside and go crazy either. Thanks for understanding how I feel

Yes, I was more than a little surprised at some of the comments and the fact that some people couldn't understand why a person would post something online rather than bring everyone into their business IRL....so that they can act like the people onlineerplexed

 

[Karmin]

Thanks Sapphire. I knew I would wake up some trouble by posting about this issue. I don't regret that I did, and I feel good that I got constructive feedback. They can keep posting whatever they want to, it doesn't affect me. Kids will be Kids!

lol, you got some nerve calling us kids when you were the one ready to leave your husband because his dick couldn't stay hard TWICE I think you win the award for Immature Isabella.

 

[ThatJerseyGirl]

Poohbear and Karmin yall goin to hell


sumfin wrong with yall.....lolololol

 

[Dominican09]

Seriously...what happened till death do you part? I'm sure there's been a couple times aduring those 13 years that you were a little drier than desired...he didn't leave you did he?

Keeping it real though, men tie a lot of their self-esteem and worth into their jobs. Maybe he's just stressed and has other things on his mind. And if he initated it and went limp that prolly syched him out for the second go round. You're married so go suck his wang and see what happens or surprise him wearing nothing but a trench coat and some thigh high boots.

OMG you are killing me!!!

 

[Crystal]

Crystal was here. I feel a -gate coming on.

 

[Dominican09]

Lazarus-gate!!

 

[Allandra]

Hopefully the OP received some good advise (as this thread has taken a serious nose dive).