Okay, I may be alone on this poll but I thought it would give everyone a laugh
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1. I am texturized and have been for 5 months now. I am also a no-poer(conditioning washer) and a big fan of Suave Coconut conditioner.
Anyhoo, I had been doing the Crown & Glory/bun method (when not in braids) and decided I needed some shampoo to mix with water in order to wash my hair when braided to get all the buildup out from all the oils I used when braided. Well I bought the Suave Shampoo (Coconut) and decided to put it in a smaller Suave conditioner bottle to make more space. (I use empty bottles for other concoctions
) Being the PJ that I am, I completely forgot about it and started using shikaikai(sp) to wash my braids and have since gotten a re-touch texturizer. I went to condition my hair and could not figure out why it was so hard since I was using my wonderful Suave!
Guess when I discovered that I was using Shampoo to condition my hair and not conditioner
? After the bottle was almost empty!
I've been studying too hard!
2. When my brother was a teenager and going through his jock/all the women love me stage, he would always use up our shampoo and conditioner 'cause all the girls would compliment how good his hair/head smelled. Well one day he decided that he would wash his hair with this cute little bottle of "red" stuff that smelled like strawberries. It turns out that my mother had bought this off brand "douche" that was fruit scented. Imagine his horror when he found out that the new "shampoo" that he was raving to us about was douche
!
3. My girlfriend (who has long, beautiful hair, relaxes one side of her hair and leaves the other natural
) ) decided that she needed to make her hair thicker so she asked her mom to assist her in putting in a cleft of hair. Good so far right? Well it was Friday and her mom had been drinking just a wee too much and she used too much glue to bond the hair in place! Mind you she only wanted it in for a day or so and it took her two weeks to get it out!
4. And lastly
! Some of you may remember the story of my best friend who had beautiful micro braids put in and when she went to give this guy a business card, a braid was wrapped around it as pretty as a bow!
P.S. It is obvious that I am trying to keep from working this Friday.
1. I am texturized and have been for 5 months now. I am also a no-poer(conditioning washer) and a big fan of Suave Coconut conditioner.
Anyhoo, I had been doing the Crown & Glory/bun method (when not in braids) and decided I needed some shampoo to mix with water in order to wash my hair when braided to get all the buildup out from all the oils I used when braided. Well I bought the Suave Shampoo (Coconut) and decided to put it in a smaller Suave conditioner bottle to make more space. (I use empty bottles for other concoctions
Guess when I discovered that I was using Shampoo to condition my hair and not conditioner
I've been studying too hard!
2. When my brother was a teenager and going through his jock/all the women love me stage, he would always use up our shampoo and conditioner 'cause all the girls would compliment how good his hair/head smelled. Well one day he decided that he would wash his hair with this cute little bottle of "red" stuff that smelled like strawberries. It turns out that my mother had bought this off brand "douche" that was fruit scented. Imagine his horror when he found out that the new "shampoo" that he was raving to us about was douche
3. My girlfriend (who has long, beautiful hair, relaxes one side of her hair and leaves the other natural
4. And lastly
P.S. It is obvious that I am trying to keep from working this Friday.
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