Fione & Mini-Sized or UGH & Jumbo?

I define "mini" as under the average of five inches in length. I don't have a number for circumference (lol)
 
Unfortunately I'm dealing with this right now. My last relationship was with the big, deliciously chocolate ugg-mugg:lick:. Nobody understood why I was with him. But dang I miss his arse!! Especially now that I'm with the pretty boy with the wittle peen.:nono: It's not super duper mini but it still is small. And he has a nerve to be 6'4 and treats me like a queen. I'm still not feeling him.


I need a drink...:ohwell:
 
Jumbo all day everyday. There is nothing a small equipment having dude can do for me.


Girl, we are <here>.

I had several experiences with one boyfriend where I wasn't "happy" and he told me "You're just too deep. That is why you're not satisified" I'm like....:perplexed.
 
Fine and mini for me. Big is nice, but on a regular basis it becomes a chore. Don't ask me how I know. *sigh*


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Ummm, this isn't hypothetical for me. Trust. Been there, done that a few times. And yep it was off the chain:blush::lick:

Okay, but how did you even find out what he was working with? Like, wouldn't you be so repulsed by his face that you couldn't even get to the point of finding out.

Though slightly below average and blessed in the nethers can work out just fine. :look:
 
:naughty: *sigh* It's because you don't respect him!!!! Girl, I too, was once in your position...In the back of my mind I kept saying, I dare you buck up lil' arse *****!!!!

At they end of the day, Mini's know that they're smaller than average and they do things to compensate. It's tired. Respect is lost. *sigh*

Unfortunately I'm dealing with this right now. My last relationship was with the big, deliciously chocolate ugg-mugg:lick:. Nobody understood why I was with him. But dang I miss his arse!! Especially now that I'm with the pretty boy with the wittle peen.:nono: It's not super duper mini but it still is small. And he has a nerve to be 6'4 and treats me like a queen. I'm still not feeling him.


I need a drink...:ohwell:
 
See I am not one for looks.

I will take a 6 foot stallion about 230 lbs of muscle, not a great looker and packed with a rifle and scope.

I don't do pretty boys.

Do you ever notice men who are not blessed there say it doesn't matter about the size.

I tell them that is what all the little Pee men say!
 
I've try to work with a mini before, it pissed me off. I mean, I was like actually angry.

I'll go with jumbo and ugh. You can always turn the lights off. Or get it from the back. :look:
:lachen::lachen::lachen::lachen::lachen::lachen:

I'm dying over here!

But really, no mini's, average couold work if the personal has longevity but going for the UGH.But at any rate htat have to know what they are doing. Or that would ruin it either way.
 
I wonder though, some men are so fine that it can be an instant turn-on. Or would all those feelings go away as soon as you see he can't get you off?
 
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