Fione & Mini-Sized or UGH & Jumbo?

you mean facially or peenwise?
if it's peenwise then I say big and ugh, I don't need to look at it, I just need to werk it!
gimme a glass a wata, boy oh boy its good to know ya!!!!
Is it worth it lemme work it, whip that thing out flip and reverse it.
is kjbdgkvbskjfbsj yet?
is it big? lemme search it
find out how hard I gotta work it
is kajdbfskdbvk yet?

:grin:
 
I've try to work with a mini before, it pissed me off. I mean, I was like actually angry.

I'll go with jumbo and ugh. You can always turn the lights off. Or get it from the back. :look:
 
Wait, what? So the "fine" and "ugh" part refer to the face, right? But the "mini" and "jumbo" part refer to the equipment? If that's the choice, I can't choose. I'll flee to the next state to avoid a vote if I have to.
 
mwedzi said:
Wait, what? So the "fine" and "ugh" part refer to the face, right? But the "mini" and "jumbo" part refer to the equipment? If that's the choice, I can't choose. I'll flee to the next state to avoid a vote if I have to.
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:lachen:

I thought you meant regarding height. well, my answer remains the same.. ugly and big.
 
I will take ugh and jumbo for $500 Alex.

I can learn to love something aesthetically about him, especially if he is doing what he should as a man (outside the bedroom) for me.
 
danibeeja_gyal said:
uh uh girl, batteries can't replace warm soft yet hard smooth dark chocolate goodness with the veins pulsing beneath your fingers

:lachen: :yep: :look: :ohwell: :lick:
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^^^^^^
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Do they have equal tongue skills? :look: I'll take fine and mini-sized...especially if he's nice and has money. At least I can have some eye candy while I take care of myself. :ohwell:
 
:lachen::lachen::lachen: I'm so glad I created this thread. Sorry to the ladies who didn't understand the original post. I didn't want to get too detailed and thus, deleted (lol)
 
MzLady78 said:
I've try to work with a mini before, it pissed me off. I mean, I was like actually angry.

I'll go with jumbo and ugh. You can always turn the lights off. Or get it from the back. :look:
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100% Agree. I couldn't get over it...I didn't respect him! :perplexed:perplexed:perplexed
 
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Daeuiel said:
You say that now, but I bet if "Ugh" tried to talk to you, you'd run the other way long before you found out what he was working with :lol:
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Ummm, this isn't hypothetical for me. Trust. Been there, done that a few times. And yep it was off the chain:blush::lick:
 
Jumbo all day everyday. There is nothing a small equipment having dude can do for me.


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It depends on what I intend to do with him. I knew a guy once, totally not my physical type at all, but he was a friend of a good (male) friend. So, we're drinking one night, and I'm like, wth, let me go 'head on and see what this boy is about. :look: Imagine my surprise when I, a veteran at this ish, took a good look. I was appalled... yet intrigued. :lachen: Problem was, it didn't fit anywhere, lol, well, not easily. At that moment, I had a decision to make: was I willing to possibly stretch my junk out for what would probably end up being a novelty? I decided, alas, no. :nono:

But it worked out for him, cuz I recommended him to one of my girls and they had a good ol' time. :look:


MzLady78 said:
I've try to work with a mini before, it pissed me off. I mean, I was like actually angry.

...Or get it from the back. :look:
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:yep::nono::lachen: This is very, very real. Your post made me remember a dude I was really trying to forget.
 
Honey Bee said:
It depends on what I intend to do with him. I knew a guy once, totally not my physical type at all, but he was a friend of a good (male) friend. So, we're drinking one night, and I'm like, wth, let me go 'head on and see what this boy is about. :look: Imagine my surprise when I, a veteran at this ish, took a good look. I was appalled... yet intrigued. :lachen: Problem was, it didn't fit anywhere, lol, well, not easily. At that moment, I had a decision to make: was I willing to possibly stretch my junk out for what would probably end up being a novelty? I decided, alas, no. :nono:

But it worked out for him, cuz I recommended him to one of my girls and they had a good ol' time. :look:



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LMBAO @ entire post
 
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