My aunty thinks I'm mixing Crystal Meth in her house because every other day a new package arrives for me with a 'mysterious powdery substance or chemical' (her words).
My cousin believes I'm obsessed with hair because everyday without fail I come home with some hair-related purchase I made.
My other cousin thinks I'm nuts because everytime she comes to visit I either have a shower cap on my head or I just got done co-washing my hair. She says she's never seen a black person wash their hair as often as i do.
Whatever.