You know its wrong when someone cant even pass for Niko's second step-cousin twice removed on her adoptive parents' side... Im so sorry for the long post...
But I do think someone who is definitely not Niko's Cousin (as terrible as it sounds) is my
[family member's relation withheld to retain dignity cause despite the hair I do love this person]. She saw my hair straight one day (I regret this moment) and went out and bought a
LOT of weave the exact same color and texture of my hair. Then she braided her head and sewed (or whatever people do, Ive never had any kind of fake hair except braids) this stuff in. Well thats all fine and dandy, except the front of her head aint even a part. This mess goes straight up and to the sides. Not even a part to make the hair go to the sides, it just goes up and out. ITd be cool without a part if it all went one direction but this mess is a disaster! I dont know how to describe it!! Its too thick too! She was aiming for thick hair with body and got this gigantic mass on her head, I mean for the life of me I dont know why she would want to look like this, with this... THING! She is almost 50, so there is no way that this mess is believable... (some women do have a full head of hair with no greys, but those women are not the majority in my family) especially since you can see a
braid of grey hair peekin out on the edges in the front! And worst of all, this woman dont even comb it, at least it dont look that way. You know how people aim for a messy look? You know, like surf hair that doesnt get combed? But instead this mess got spaces in between, some is curled on the end some aint... got a dent thats been there for days... Her hair makes me
sometimes just lookin at it. Because were respectable people and she does have money, so why she got to have a bad weave? I respect that she wanted hair like mine, but this just isnt the right way. I took it as a compliment at first, but now this is getting out of hand, like when someone sees you in a nice outfit and gets a cheap knockoff of it that is totally unflattering on them.
How do you tell someone theyre not Niko's cousin? How do you break it to them that they need a change? Is it
possible to be nice about this one? She refuses to use a straightener, refuses to do anything to her own hair (weve forgotten what it looked like), and has the nerve to talk about my hair everyday tellin me to "grease it" and that I "need" a perm... Man, Im venting already Ill stop here...