I was looking through the issue of SBH magazine with Kelly on the cover, and in there was an advertisement from Optimum featuring a "Multi-Mineral Relaxer System."  It is "a patent-pending blend of sodium, calcium, and lithium hydroxides for silky hair full of body and shine."
You couldn't pay me enough.
		 
	 
		 
	
				
			You couldn't pay me enough.
 
	 
	 
					
				 
 
		 
 
		 
	 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		