Girl, the wind in the metro ain't no joke, especially when you're rushing.
LOL about your friend. That's like the Black version of the Wizard of Oz. Couldn't you imagine a black woman chasing after her weave and ending up in a magical land.
Everyone would tell her that she had to go see the Wizard and she'd meet her gay boyfriend (played by Mr. J), Bobby Brown (playing himself), and her Ghetto girlfriend (Keyshia Cole) along the way. The Wizard would be Beyonce (in her Ring the Alarm video gear with that long *** ponytail) who'd give her a magical lace front wig and tell her to do the Crazy In Love booty dance to get home. Then, she'd wake up in her bed and realize it was a nightmare.
P.S. Imagination got carried away.