afrochique
Well-Known Member
Ladies, is there something wrong with me? These are some of the messages I received in December of last year in the course of online dating. I would really like to be in a relationship, yet I am very picky concerning height, age, spelling ability. I am not too picky about the looks as long as the person looks decent and dresses well. Am I too picky? These are unedited: copy and paste.
I just recently turned 28.
1.
i am 35. i am just looking for a friend someone who i can take to the movies and out to dinner sometime i have my own everything and do not mind treating you hit me up if you want to talk father thanks Ben,
2.
I'm a little older, 41. What do you do for money honey? How do you get your kicks?
3.
[FONT=Arial,sans-serif]HI, even though I'm 5'9, not over weight and am not the best seller in the world
i can at least take you to a movie this evening and grab a bite just to show you that there are actually
till a few good guys. I'm at home in this rain and the company will be nice I think. Of course I pay for it all.
Not that you need me to but because my mom raised me the correct way. Reply and I will send a pic
to tickle your fancy
4.
[/FONT]Most days I rise from my bed with anticipation of what the day will bring. I savor each and every drop of my morning coffee, which I drink black or with a tiny bit of creamer. After a long shower I drench my caramel skin with lotion and add a hint of smell good. I never leave the house without at least some chapstick on my full lips. Once I select an outfit that I feel will showcase my solid body, I feel like I'm ready to take on the world. I have a thirst for life and a passion for trying new things. I'm a fearless officer of the law and the only thing missing is a genuine woman to stand by my side. I am a man of quality looking for a friendship that will lead to a significant relationship.
solid body= beer gut
5.
hi....yeah i totally like just hanging out playing monopaly.........i like having fun in everything i do...........and i think you do too so i look forward to hearing from you
6.
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice.
I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.
I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.
I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.
I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.
I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.
In short, I'm not like most men.
Care to chat? My yahoo is mrrizeal
7.
I have a feeling that we are looking for extremely compatible traits in our significant others. I am a 32yo, single white male, 5'6" 140lbs, dark hair, blue eyes and fit. I do have a professional job, I work in sales in the technology industry. I am new to Austin, therefore I am always looking to experience the city more. I also have two college degrees and plan to seek further education down the road. I value knowledge and education immensely.
I look for intelligent women. That is my greatest trait that I seek out in a woman. Likewise, someone that is humorous and who enjoys new experiences, but also enjoys experiencing those events with someone important to them.
If this connects with you at all, let me know. I would enjoy talking with you more.
I just recently turned 28.
1.
i am 35. i am just looking for a friend someone who i can take to the movies and out to dinner sometime i have my own everything and do not mind treating you hit me up if you want to talk father thanks Ben,
2.
I'm a little older, 41. What do you do for money honey? How do you get your kicks?
3.
[FONT=Arial,sans-serif]HI, even though I'm 5'9, not over weight and am not the best seller in the world
i can at least take you to a movie this evening and grab a bite just to show you that there are actually
till a few good guys. I'm at home in this rain and the company will be nice I think. Of course I pay for it all.
Not that you need me to but because my mom raised me the correct way. Reply and I will send a pic
to tickle your fancy
4.
[/FONT]Most days I rise from my bed with anticipation of what the day will bring. I savor each and every drop of my morning coffee, which I drink black or with a tiny bit of creamer. After a long shower I drench my caramel skin with lotion and add a hint of smell good. I never leave the house without at least some chapstick on my full lips. Once I select an outfit that I feel will showcase my solid body, I feel like I'm ready to take on the world. I have a thirst for life and a passion for trying new things. I'm a fearless officer of the law and the only thing missing is a genuine woman to stand by my side. I am a man of quality looking for a friendship that will lead to a significant relationship.
solid body= beer gut
5.
hi....yeah i totally like just hanging out playing monopaly.........i like having fun in everything i do...........and i think you do too so i look forward to hearing from you
6.
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice.
I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.
I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.
I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.
I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.
I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.
In short, I'm not like most men.
Care to chat? My yahoo is mrrizeal
7.
I have a feeling that we are looking for extremely compatible traits in our significant others. I am a 32yo, single white male, 5'6" 140lbs, dark hair, blue eyes and fit. I do have a professional job, I work in sales in the technology industry. I am new to Austin, therefore I am always looking to experience the city more. I also have two college degrees and plan to seek further education down the road. I value knowledge and education immensely.
I look for intelligent women. That is my greatest trait that I seek out in a woman. Likewise, someone that is humorous and who enjoys new experiences, but also enjoys experiencing those events with someone important to them.
If this connects with you at all, let me know. I would enjoy talking with you more.
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at these letters! Are you asking if you are too picky for NOT wanting to date any of these rare treasures? Because you're not. 
"Stay thirsty my friend" 
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