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A fine bald UPS Guy delivered my MTG

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Zeal

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I finally got my MTG today. Now I am going to start mixing. I was driving like a bat out of &*( to get home before the UPS guy, as I missed him yesterday. When I pulled into my complex the UPS truck was parked in front of my building with the lights flashing. I pulled be hind the truck blowing my horn like a mad woman. I wanted to make sure he did not pull off. I jumped out of the car ran to the side of the truck. No one was there.

I looked into my complex and could see the notes tuck on the glass. Then out pops the fine bald UPS man:p from another building. I smiled shyly :love: and said, I believe you have a package for me :clapping: . When he gave it to me I was so excited I just wanted to tel him about it. I gave him a big grin and said, Thank you so much. Now it is time for me to start a regiman. Wish me luck ladies.
 
Zeal said:
I finally got my MTG today. Now I am going to start mixing. I was driving like a bat out of &*( to get home before the UPS guy, as I missed him yesterday. When I pulled into my complex the UPS truck was parked in front of my building with the lights flashing. I pulled be hind the truck blowing my horn like a mad woman. I wanted to make sure he did not pull off. I jumped out of the car ran to the side of the truck. No one was there.

I looked into my complex and could see the notes tuck on the glass. Then out pops the fine bald UPS man:p from another building. I smiled shyly :love: and said, I believe you have a package for me :clapping: . When he gave it to me I was so excited I just wanted to tel him about it. I gave him a big grin and said, Thank you so much. Now it is time for me to start a regiman. Wish me luck ladies.

So he could grow his hair too? or did he look just fine being bald?:lachen:
 
The way I was acting when he gave me the box made me want to tell him about what ws in the box. He is "just fine" bald. hee hee hee
 
Zeal said:
I finally got my MTG today. Now I am going to start mixing. I was driving like a bat out of &*( to get home before the UPS guy, as I missed him yesterday. When I pulled into my complex the UPS truck was parked in front of my building with the lights flashing. I pulled be hind the truck blowing my horn like a mad woman. I wanted to make sure he did not pull off. I jumped out of the car ran to the side of the truck. No one was there.

I looked into my complex and could see the notes tuck on the glass. Then out pops the fine bald UPS man:p from another building. I smiled shyly :love: and said, I believe you have a package for me :clapping: . When he gave it to me I was so excited I just wanted to tel him about it. I gave him a big grin and said, Thank you so much. Now it is time for me to start a regiman. Wish me luck ladies.


Maybe its the Brown uniform but some of those UPS men are fine.
 
mahogany said:
Maybe its the Brown uniform but some of those UPS men are fine.

mm-hmmh! What can brown do for you? (would like to find out!!)
 
Zeal said:
I finally got my MTG today. Now I am going to start mixing. I was driving like a bat out of &*( to get home before the UPS guy, as I missed him yesterday. When I pulled into my complex the UPS truck was parked in front of my building with the lights flashing. I pulled be hind the truck blowing my horn like a mad woman. I wanted to make sure he did not pull off. I jumped out of the car ran to the side of the truck. No one was there.

I looked into my complex and could see the notes tuck on the glass. Then out pops the fine bald UPS man:p from another building. I smiled shyly :love: and said, I believe you have a package for me :clapping: . When he gave it to me I was so excited I just wanted to tel him about it. I gave him a big grin and said, Thank you so much. Now it is time for me to start a regiman. Wish me luck ladies.

LOL :lol:
Good luck with MTG
 
I was about to say what did ya wanna do for brown? :lachen:
 
Just give him a big hug!!!!!
 
congrats on getting ur MTG. Were you excited to get the MTG or to see the fine bald sexual chocolate UPS guy......... or both? :grin: lol
 
UPS was an extra bonus!!!!!
 
Nappyme said:
I was about to say what did ya wanna do for brown? :lachen:

:lol: I was thinking the same thing!

Congrats on getting your product! Hope you have awesome results!
 
Zeal said:
I finally got my MTG today. Now I am going to start mixing. I was driving like a bat out of &*( to get home before the UPS guy, as I missed him yesterday. When I pulled into my complex the UPS truck was parked in front of my building with the lights flashing. I pulled be hind the truck blowing my horn like a mad woman. I wanted to make sure he did not pull off. I jumped out of the car ran to the side of the truck. No one was there.

I looked into my complex and could see the notes tuck on the glass. Then out pops the fine bald UPS man:p from another building. I smiled shyly :love: and said, I believe you have a package for me :clapping: . When he gave it to me I was so excited I just wanted to tel him about it. I gave him a big grin and said, Thank you so much. Now it is time for me to start a regiman. Wish me luck ladies.

I am sorry I LAUGHED MY BUTT OFF when I read the title of this post! LOL!
 
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